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No Plagiarism!tBqNB3gTg1j3wWe3gc7bposted on PENANA 寒假放完農曆年,開春以來的新學期已經過了三個禮拜,教室裡的玩鬧聲熙熙攘攘,吵到全數人幾乎是扯著嗓門在對話,就在越吵講話越大聲的惡性循環下,一個頂著身高185公分的高中少年,雙手插口袋,掛著吊兒郎當的笑容,一身愜意的晃進教室裡。8964 copyright protection54PENANA6yVqgZCRqc 維尼
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劉方達一看許老大回來了,賊臉連忙湊過去問個究竟:「怎樣,複查過了嗎?」8964 copyright protection54PENANAblM7USHdWb 維尼
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嘖!只見剛坐回座位的許勝威聳了下肩膀,淡淡的失笑一聲:「廢話,當然過了啊。」8964 copyright protection54PENANAdERxJ4wlT8 維尼
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劉方達目光從許勝威的跩臉慢慢移向他那帥氣飄逸的頭髮,非常不解的埋怨道:「這樣都過,那為什麼我的不行……」8964 copyright protection54PENANANqSbOtV7Bb 維尼
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「這不公平班導公然偏袒!」疑惑瞬間變成忿忿不平,劉方達他恨。8964 copyright protection54PENANACA5oCGF88M 維尼
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「別這樣。」許勝威慵懶地伸手撩了撩劉方達的下巴。「我相信黃老師她也是很愛你滴。」8964 copyright protection54PENANAQFxg3E3kCo 維尼
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呸、呸、呸。劉方達秒拍開許勝威的手指頭,故作嘔吐狀:「我才不要被那個滅絕師太愛咧!」8964 copyright protection54PENANAo4bbVQpTxP 維尼
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「唉呦……又要花錢再去剪一次頭髮了啦……我媽會殺了我的……」他開始抱頭痛哭,然後氣呼呼的說:「都是這個應該要去建中的傢伙,幹嘛要來我們崇山高中作亂吶!」8964 copyright protection54PENANAPy8NQaAoPU 維尼
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聽劉方達提起,張偉哲倒有些好奇。「這個好像有聽說過喔,到底是怎麼一回事?」8964 copyright protection54PENANA6OrpIwvbMm 維尼
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「哈!我也想聽耶。」王興東也來參一咖。8964 copyright protection54PENANACAxxJMUEFG 維尼
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嗚嗚嗚嗚──劉方達的眼刀隨即殺向仍一派輕鬆的少年,喂了一下:「啊我要開始講了囉。」8964 copyright protection54PENANAmn4hUtrUwb 維尼
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許勝威一副滿不在乎的樣子,只是警告:「你不要每次故事都講太長,搞得我們全部人都要打瞌睡了。」8964 copyright protection54PENANAvetIJUYVie 維尼
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「好啦我會講很快啦!」劉方達不耐煩的打岔,然後又變回之前苦情的模樣,開始轟轟烈烈地跟鄰近的大夥訴說起當時的情況。8964 copyright protection54PENANAKtDdKcN7pn 維尼
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想當年,我和這討厭的人高中放榜的那一天……8964 copyright protection54PENANA7yRIg2UejB 維尼
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觀世音菩薩保佑我、釋迦摩尼保佑我、媽祖土地公保佑我、耶穌基督保佑我……8964 copyright protection54PENANAbdW8yRmDMj 維尼
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當時還留著西瓜頭,滿臉青春痘的劉方達,窩在房間裡,雙手合十的朝著電腦膜拜,最後終於鼓足了勇氣,半瞇著眼按下enter鍵。8964 copyright protection54PENANAmeAPDajZoO 維尼
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「阿娘喂!竟然真的被我塞到了崇山高中!Oh yeah oh yeah! Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah!」8964 copyright protection54PENANA36XsmCyKSZ 維尼
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所有模考成績像坐過山車大起大落到沒有任何規律,有時徘徊在公立高中中段,有時乾脆根本跌落榜外,考前完全不知道自己會上哪裡,劉方達現在振奮地兩手握拳對天吼叫,激動不已。8964 copyright protection54PENANArzPiMiWjoZ 維尼
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正當他要打給老爸老媽報告這超扯但讚爆了的消息時……8964 copyright protection54PENANANufv8YejaD 維尼
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此時突然電鈴狂響,奪命連環的呼叫狀態讓這個要去應門的人快精神分裂。8964 copyright protection54PENANAAiunEXNKHP 維尼
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「誰啦,催鬼呦!」8964 copyright protection54PENANAyjJANTYVod 維尼
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「快快快,快給我把門打開!」8964 copyright protection54PENANALc0NmgqYGI 維尼
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「猴死囡仔!恁嘎哇騙!給林北站住!」8964 copyright protection54PENANANXwmolfNSS 維尼
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劉方達一開內門,就看到逃難而來的許勝威,和從樓梯處傳來越來越逼近的咒罵聲。8964 copyright protection54PENANA4R6ffkp956 維尼
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他驚楞的轉開鐵門,就已經看到許爸的頭從樓梯口冒出來,衝奔進來的許勝威一個急轉身,眼看許國富就差臨門一腳,兩人二話不說合力推內門,不料已經錯過關上門的好時機,抄著大木棍的許國富發了狂的要將門頂開,門的兩側一推一抵戰況激烈。8964 copyright protection54PENANA9iE3UrVOPa 維尼
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「幹!你把訓導魔人引來我家幹嘛啦,還有你爸幹嘛要追殺你?」劉方達趁微乎其微的空檔小聲問許勝威。8964 copyright protection54PENANAOZYThq1xJs 維尼
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「……先把門關上再說。」奮力阻擋的少年無暇回答他的小夥伴,仍是兩眼犀利的懟著那搖搖欲開的門板。8964 copyright protection54PENANA2pbSFtyzUN 維尼
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「劉方達,你給我把門打開哦我告訴你,要不然我連你一起揍!」許國富劈頭就放狠話。8964 copyright protection54PENANAN5yHKgtcgW 維尼
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「……」劉方達心頭一揪,開始皮皮剉了起來,不管是在學校還是在日常的時候,他向來就很怕許國富,只好硬著頭皮抖聲問:「許主任,有……有話好好說,今天不是高中放榜的日子嗎?到底發生了什麼事了?」8964 copyright protection54PENANAUjrNn9uYTD 維尼
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「啊給林北簽的志願卡還是填建中,怎麼交上去變崇山!」許爸面目猙獰的飆罵著。8964 copyright protection54PENANApEfNRyl2JW 維尼
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許國富原本在附近學區的國中擔任體育老師多年,因為表現良好為人又熱心,早在許勝威和劉方達升上國中前,許國富就已經在原校升調為訓導主任。事實上,何止是親朋好友,在一個月前公布學測成績的時候,許勝威的分數就穩上建中,學校全教職人員無不把許國富誇上了天,道賀許主任家有英才,兒子不僅為家裡爭光,也為學校爭光,許國富每天在學校都是一副春風滿面的樣子,走路有風咻咻吹,然而現在……叫他拿什麼臉去見鄉親父老……8964 copyright protection54PENANA7nrsssK5K0 維尼
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哼!志願卡都是2B鉛筆塗的,要改還不簡單。「我才不念什麼和尚學校,要去你自己去!」許勝威隔著門跟許國富叫囂。8964 copyright protection54PENANAqwXaEtp3JT 維尼
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「死囡仔……」許國富逮到機會把棍子塞進門的空隙,開始用槓桿原理試圖將門掰開。8964 copyright protection54PENANAd1kZkZ5sR3 維尼
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眼看最後一道防線就要被攻破,劉方達和許勝威一個驚叫、一個吼叫,世紀亂重奏就這麼在這金榜題名的日子裡持續歌頌著。8964 copyright protection54PENANA4ke887QWHX 維尼
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#故事回到了威爺的高中時期,原來許勝威和劉方達國中的時候就認識了,這提醒了我也該問候和關心一下國中一些要好的同學,真是好久沒聯絡了。8964 copyright protection54PENANAKtjRKoL8XD 維尼
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