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「來吧,觀眾們不是常說自己的殘破靈魂被你們修補了嗎?不如看看你們的幽默感能否拯救這些人吧!」祂發下戰帖。8964 copyright protection67PENANAezKB4S7T72 維尼
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「要打我奉陪!」阿達叫出羽扇,心裡盤算要變身什麼姿態。8964 copyright protection67PENANAKj6IEzfo4J 維尼
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「真是粗暴。」祂以看到穢物的眼神望向阿達,「原來這土地上的神都這麼鄙俗,難怪其祂兄弟都不願踏足。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAwxufzUIxqq 維尼
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阿達露出沈靜微笑,並決定要變拳王泰森。他要把那張帥臉打到祂媽媽認不出來!8964 copyright protection67PENANAS2j8rPu8Fx 維尼
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「既然我們是追求有趣的同行,就應該要用喜劇來決勝負吧。」8964 copyright protection67PENANALIJX3Dt8vq 維尼
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「入境隨俗。這陣子我也稍微觀摩了漫才的演出,特別喜歡其中一個環節。」8964 copyright protection67PENANA4bmSble1wU 維尼
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「什麼環節?」即興劇他有自信。8964 copyright protection67PENANAfLS1EsjXp1 維尼
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「我們來玩大喜利吧!」阿達的肩膀垮了。8964 copyright protection67PENANAOpvNgLPt1n 維尼
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「達哥你怎麼了?」冠冠問。8964 copyright protection67PENANAyUiDM90o4u 維尼
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「說真的,大喜利我不行啊。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAkHJCO5GLPb 維尼
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「怎麼會?」菜頭問,「達哥你不是有參加過面白或上『宅知道』玩他們的大喜利遊戲嗎?那時候很強啊!」8964 copyright protection67PENANAa4oCjbFMmn 維尼
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「那時候自己辦專場有在玩,去其它場子當然多少有點感覺,可現在我很久沒有玩了⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection67PENANAzICStdTThL 維尼
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「可是像請出示政見、沒那麼討厭吧跟達康來解答也算吧?」8964 copyright protection67PENANAnl39YKKuTA 維尼
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「那些都是大喜利的變形遊戲,肯定和原型有差別。而且我們多少有在滑水,或陷害搭檔的成分在⋯⋯」阿達有點懊惱之前怎麼不認真玩,他看了一下陣容成員,「我們還有菜頭在啊!他不是很會玩?」8964 copyright protection67PENANAbOAMtDy0dI 維尼
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「不要都靠我啊!」亞歷山大。8964 copyright protection67PENANAoPGSgGkz1A 維尼
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「看起來你們很苦惱呢。」克里希那說。8964 copyright protection67PENANA3ETUQPAYIR 維尼
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「你倒是看起來很輕鬆。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAUAfgEo0nf1 維尼
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「即便對存在很久的我來說,大喜利也是非常新鮮的項目。這樣吧,你們都一起來參加,遊戲人多才好玩嘛!」8964 copyright protection67PENANA6SLDGcNp0l 維尼
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「這樣的話要怎麼決定勝負?」阿達戒慎問,祂開始解釋遊戲規則。8964 copyright protection67PENANA8jOytahTYT 維尼
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大喜利的題目有五個,每題限時6分鐘,答案次數不限,以獲得最多笑聲或讓祂覺得有趣為準,「因為我只有一個人,所以你們要加派一位主持人來填補答題的空白時間。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAm87s1ziEOa 維尼
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祂真的有看過⋯⋯眾人想。8964 copyright protection67PENANASkR2ldwHtF 維尼
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「那我來當主持人。」阿達搶棒。8964 copyright protection67PENANAG74jvVgIpF 維尼
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「不行啦達哥,你看一下我們的陣容,」平時在大喜利環節也是身負主持棒的冠冠急說,「三木桑會回答奇怪的答案,小黑沒經驗,珊妮沒幽默感,我自己也不強,不能讓菜頭一個人孤軍奮戰。」8964 copyright protection67PENANA3tdYqdzFsV 維尼
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「我來主持。」三木也想逃避答題的壓力。8964 copyright protection67PENANAcIXb6ZXrtY 維尼
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「不行,觀眾聽不懂你的日文口音。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAnSe2e0FzdS 維尼
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「我無法忽視你對我的評價。」珊妮插話。8964 copyright protection67PENANALvvI0qvUxQ 維尼
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「好那我問妳,『確診癌症末期後一定要做的事情是?*1』」8964 copyright protection67PENANAeoTrA1o0ku 維尼
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「先確認保單有沒有實支實付。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAEv2mR58MVv 維尼
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「好的,下面一位。」8964 copyright protection67PENANALrQjjgrQxb 維尼
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「我答錯了嗎?」8964 copyright protection67PENANALvmSMIyvNb 維尼
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「大喜利是要有趣的答案,妳太認真回答了。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAZqaOHHcgo0 維尼
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「我覺得滿有趣的啊。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAXR6RV8vPBQ 維尼
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「⋯⋯哪裡有趣?」8964 copyright protection67PENANAAncf4a9lvB 維尼
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「因為如果本來確定保單有,實際上沒有,那不就慘了?你們要的不就是這種荒謬感?」8964 copyright protection67PENANAGPFPbzKbgR 維尼
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「⋯⋯太深了!觀眾沒辦法意會妳第二層的含義,而且加上解釋的話,觀眾只會恍然大悟而不覺得有趣,笑點要再更直接一點。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAdvLpWYizmm 維尼
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「⋯⋯大喜利好難。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAILPsClSkto 維尼
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「我我我!」小黑說,「我也想回答!」8964 copyright protection67PENANAslcUVUOaHf 維尼
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「你說。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAN6eh4BoUdd 維尼
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「這樣。」比五。8964 copyright protection67PENANAUMxOaaZQal 維尼
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「這孩子不行啊,他完全不知道五顆地瓜的使用時機。」原創者菜頭評論。8964 copyright protection67PENANAQFlbup0o9k 維尼
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「所以我也要上場。」阿達認命說,「那誰來主持?」8964 copyright protection67PENANA2WhpiEzPzS 維尼
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「選我選我選我!」小黑再次如同《百萬小學堂》的孩子揮舞著雙手,本來想順勢宣佈當選主持一位的冠冠錯失機會。8964 copyright protection67PENANAGNw7memRm4 維尼
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「唔嗯,小黑其實個性蠻熱情的,應該能勝任。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAodMcOO9Qlb 維尼
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「趕快決定吧!再不開始客倌們都要回上一頁了。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAPVBPOwxPUI 維尼
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「所以你說的客倌們到底是誰啊!」冠冠怒道。8964 copyright protection67PENANA4siVD8YhrL 維尼
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於是,小黑的大喜利專場處女秀,正式開始!讓我們以熱情歡迎紅方代表:關主克里——希那!8964 copyright protection67PENANABvhwazbqAR 維尼
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「我是這次的關主,來盡情享受對戰的樂趣吧。各位遊戲Boys,」祂鞠躬,單手扶肩。「and Lady。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAVQyWEW1m4N 維尼
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你以為你是貝卡斯啊,眾人腹誹。8964 copyright protection67PENANAL5Ma3JI9cV 維尼
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聽說關主是大喜利新手啊,即便如此還是接受了專業漫才師們的挑戰,相當勇氣可嘉——「介紹環節可以省略了。」冠冠打斷。8964 copyright protection67PENANA6cD1gZYyhH 維尼
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——好的,接下來讓我們用掌聲加尖叫歡迎藍方代表,漫才祖師爺,阿達!8964 copyright protection67PENANAoPk3nySYiA 維尼
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阿達上前一步,配合觀眾的鼓噪聲嘶吼著。8964 copyright protection67PENANARHzwHiQnJy 維尼
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「達哥你幹嘛那麼投入?」8964 copyright protection67PENANAFMi20T4KH1 維尼
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「抱歉,職業病。」他歉笑。8964 copyright protection67PENANAuO9bNN4HCB 維尼
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同方代表,遊戲大魔王,三木桑!8964 copyright protection67PENANApQzmtZYcfp 維尼
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三木喊出YA!同時半蹲並舉出ROCK的招牌動作。8964 copyright protection67PENANAflpTRvMiY8 維尼
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「三木桑,不用那麼配合喔。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAv6qoupb6wH 維尼
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「抱歉,職業病。」他歉笑。8964 copyright protection67PENANAiylNXitLT7 維尼
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同方代表,大喜利的翹楚插頭!和他的部下。8964 copyright protection67PENANA8jhuby6fkP 維尼
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「誰是插頭啊!」、「誰是他的部下啊!」菜冠齊聲說。8964 copyright protection67PENANAz4wmgw7o9E 維尼
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最後一位,是我們備受期待的美少女漫才新人,珊妮!8964 copyright protection67PENANArjI9eKXGwH 維尼
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「大家好,我會努力的。」一貫撲克臉的她,臉頰飄紅顯示緊張。8964 copyright protection67PENANAf4Yq0Tcvi8 維尼
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「珊妮好可愛!」8964 copyright protection67PENANAn8G5PtvoKv 維尼
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欸——冠冠選手請克制你的發言不要趁亂告白。那麼我們比賽正式開始!首先第一題:『新聞報導貓咪正在以驚人的速度統治世界,請問是怎麼被發現的呢?*2』,好,部下冠冠很快就有了答案。8964 copyright protection67PENANAvM2gJd2Sup 維尼
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【新聞主播是一隻貓咪*3】二成笑聲。8964 copyright protection67PENANApRNNniKgnq 維尼
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哎呀!真可惜請再接再勵。喔大喜利王者菜頭舉手了,他的答案是什麼呢?8964 copyright protection67PENANAoXUcrPWEnE 維尼
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【各國國旗都變成貓頭圖案】二成笑聲。8964 copyright protection67PENANAbLnAmgLLgr 維尼
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「怎麼可能?這答案居然跟冠冠同等級!」他體會到了門淇評價酷拉皮卡料理的心情。8964 copyright protection67PENANAptN7GpJbHV 維尼
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「你什麼意思?」8964 copyright protection67PENANAdKQvlAbJJc 維尼
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藍方一開始狀況就不太好呢,那麼我們的漫才美少女是否能扳回一城呢?8964 copyright protection67PENANAnTiBG0GLTG 維尼
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【咖啡廳的客人最近很熱衷把咖啡杯撥到地上*4】三成笑聲加稀疏鼓掌。8964 copyright protection67PENANAVyrK1MPBjh 維尼
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「贏了。」握拳。8964 copyright protection67PENANAeNtMOnnaJC 維尼
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「沒有喔沒有喔,贏我們不算喔。」菜冠在臉前揮手。8964 copyright protection67PENANASDfLGaBOkQ 維尼
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以新人來說這答案還不錯,可是藍方要多加油啊。接著有請三木桑回答!8964 copyright protection67PENANAyvwAOzYs78 維尼
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【喵】???8964 copyright protection67PENANAHwqDJzwUhX 維尼
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好的,感謝三木桑為我們示範寫出最糟糕的答案是什麼下場。呀——果然還是得靠我們的漫才祖師爺來力挽狂瀾。達哥,就決定是你了!8964 copyright protection67PENANADWvC81soDa 維尼
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【各國國歌都改用"喵"寫成】一成笑聲。8964 copyright protection67PENANA0USkMEn8fS 維尼
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「我宣布退出大喜利圈子。」不要那麼快放棄啊達哥!8964 copyright protection67PENANAqOgNAsamR3 維尼
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顯然藍方的引擎還沒熱起來,他們陸續寫了十幾個答案反應都差不多。最後,讓我們看看關主的答案!8964 copyright protection67PENANAfKfoBOUU2C 維尼
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【喵】哄堂大笑。8964 copyright protection67PENANAZJ8UcV4TYw 維尼
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眼看克里希那的答案炸場,眾人莫名相覷。8964 copyright protection67PENANABxLHNV8Hq3 維尼
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「這答案剛剛三木寫過了,不好笑吧。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAFgkU6SROKX 維尼
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「我覺得是強欲之壺搞的鬼。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAHiVonbhpag 維尼
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隨著阿達目光看向半空,發現壺身正散發青光閃爍。視光芒強弱和明滅的時間長度,觀眾的笑聲也跟著改變。8964 copyright protection67PENANAoE4YtS0Mn6 維尼
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「大家果然是被操控了,難怪祂這麼有自信。」8964 copyright protection67PENANA3czkxruI8y 維尼
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「達哥!你的耳朵!」冠冠驚道。8964 copyright protection67PENANAArpTRz7INc 維尼
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阿達的耳朵正在冒出煙。不只他,參與遊戲的人都有相同情況,仔細看唯珊妮的煙量略少些。8964 copyright protection67PENANAcTsmPuIdyh 維尼
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「克里希那,你搞什麼花招?」8964 copyright protection67PENANAnxzWXvhX2N 維尼
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「只純玩遊戲太無聊了,當然要有些處罰條件,輸者將依照獲得的笑聲,按比例奉獻出自己的幽默感。隨著題目推進,你們的幽默感會愈來愈少,同時增加答題難度。不覺得很刺激嗎?當然,身為玩家的我也受制於規則,你們可要加油了。」怎麼愈來愈像《遊戲王》?8964 copyright protection67PENANAaOt0Q0FAvf 維尼
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「你已經操控了觀眾的情感,這遊戲根本就不公平。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAJFObXazXjW 維尼
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「哪裡不公平?想出有趣答案不是你們的專業嗎,真的好笑到打入心扉的話我也無法阻止他們。另外答題次數也沒有限制,你們可以以量取勝。聲明一點,倘若結果是我贏,幽默感扣除的比例會採用反應最慘的答案喔!」8964 copyright protection67PENANAi1afDfcalG 維尼
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「遊戲開始前你就應該把規則說清楚,而不是一直追加吧!」8964 copyright protection67PENANAjb8VdyhP19 維尼
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克里希那略顯委屈:「我有說啊。是你們沒在聽⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection67PENANA2CFMBVPxuu 維尼
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眾人挑眉質疑,在看到小黑認同點頭後轉為尷尬,他們那時候好像正在搶奪主持人位置沒有聽見。8964 copyright protection67PENANA57XZYENsV4 維尼
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不過小黑好像沒事?8964 copyright protection67PENANAHYcvX6AlVx 維尼
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「他是主持人,不用答題自然不受影響。」祂說。8964 copyright protection67PENANALrFc076sh7 維尼
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誠如其言,雖然可以用大量的答案來洗評價,但在觀眾被操控的前提下就顯得徒然。另外還得顧慮冷場後的處罰,為了避免喪失幽默感就得一發中的,否則後面只會陷入惡性循環的泥沼。8964 copyright protection67PENANATrhDsmtvxl 維尼
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「還好『又兔了』不在,不然他們就常常在搞丟笑點*了,連幽默感也被拿走的話怎麼辦?」8964 copyright protection67PENANAZZ3EwCxT7O 維尼
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「達哥,我希望你的即興可以發揮在大喜利而不是閒聊上。」菜頭說。8964 copyright protection67PENANAt3i3xgRvOu 維尼
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「對不起。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAVDYBBfn2LQ 維尼
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「我也慶幸康哥已經出國沒在這,不然以他鼻屎大的記憶力,再沒有幽默感就⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection67PENANA6vVWSZoZLv 維尼
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「冠冠,只拿兩成笑聲的你好像沒有資格說別人。」珊妮說。8964 copyright protection67PENANABnGl2ItIr6 維尼
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「對不起。」8964 copyright protection67PENANA8PhL90oVGM 維尼
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冒著戰力數值化就會難看的風險,小黑為各位客倌統計目前參賽者們的戰力(幽默感)排名:8964 copyright protection67PENANAj2ciq6VP7l 維尼
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比賽繼續!第二題:『鬼月真的不能做這件事啊!這項禁忌是?*5』8964 copyright protection67PENANA2rC0JIKNzZ 維尼
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由於上一局誤中克里希那的道,這回藍方陣營更為謹慎,卻因為避免直覺作答影響答題速度,看來他們打算採取一擊必殺的策略。首先菜頭開局:8964 copyright protection67PENANAgYziZ8FjCQ 維尼
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【在墓仔埔唱「忘記了姓名的請跟我來」*6】三成笑聲,在心裡跟著唱出來的承認你的年紀。8964 copyright protection67PENANAHmm95zG6JD 維尼
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感覺自己有點心得的珊妮舉手。8964 copyright protection67PENANARDChae50ua 維尼
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【午夜一個人在教室裡用指甲刮黑板*7】四成笑聲,看來她還需要多摸索笑點。8964 copyright protection67PENANA6fTeHxLY80 維尼
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一臉上斷頭台表情的阿達。8964 copyright protection67PENANAqEynwPYHma 維尼
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【半夜用里長辦公室的廣播系統吹口哨*8】六成笑聲!漫才祖師爺復活!8964 copyright protection67PENANArI8Nm2HZRV 維尼
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接下來是不按牌理出牌的三木桑。8964 copyright protection67PENANA0iGcqUcC8V 維尼
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「欸不能做的是!」【什麼呢?*9】克里希那輕輕笑了。8964 copyright protection67PENANAwtQTloB7u4 維尼
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6分鐘已到,冠冠沒有回答,輪到關主。8964 copyright protection67PENANALQFTyO1QyL 維尼
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【玩鬼抓人】八成笑聲。8964 copyright protection67PENANAz8VqOY3jC1 維尼
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藍方獲勝。8964 copyright protection67PENANAhmb6qd5ptG 維尼
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「為什麼?」眾人傻眼。8964 copyright protection67PENANAHWiPruyuiW 維尼
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「我覺得三木桑答案蠻有趣的。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAW3nS5aSKft 維尼
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「等一下,祢剛剛第一題也有笑三木的答案吧?為什麼沒有過?」冠冠問。8964 copyright protection67PENANAkziKsXXTCk 維尼
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「我是在笑那答案很可愛,但不覺得有趣。」玩文字遊戲啊!8964 copyright protection67PENANAZF6FGqISjd 維尼
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由於這回是藍方得勝,因此克里希那下降到95分。之所以扣那麼少,是因為祂的笑聲比例仍較阿達多。8964 copyright protection67PENANAYnbkVWi2Pa 維尼
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「為什麼我被扣那麼多分!」剩下62分的冠冠哀嚎。8964 copyright protection67PENANAwI05gFfpXb 維尼
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「獅子搏兔,全力以赴。為了避免有投機份子選擇答題,處置是和冷場一樣的。」8964 copyright protection67PENANABsKpHObAY4 維尼
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「不是說不回答不扣分嗎?」8964 copyright protection67PENANASHy9wZHHvT 維尼
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「我從來沒有說過這句話。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAGI88PDPjsP 維尼
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「你說過小黑不用答題的?」8964 copyright protection67PENANAP3Gbj10cZy 維尼
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「他是主持人,跟你們參賽者怎能混為一談。」8964 copyright protection67PENANAp3xOZXOp9z 維尼
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「冠冠還蠻常因為耍些小聰明的舉動而涼掉。」8964 copyright protection67PENANASlWD15c0zI 維尼
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「少囉嗦。」8964 copyright protection67PENANASSGTDpeh5q 維尼
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本來以為關主勝卷在握了,沒想到雙方勢均力敵啊。那麼廢話不多說,讓我們嘎嘎地進入第三題。噢?是圖片大喜利:『請為以下圖片配上好笑的答案*10』8964 copyright protection67PENANAwpekaqi9HT 維尼
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這回笨蛋冠冠誓師扳回一城。8964 copyright protection67PENANAGCGNc4kiNw 維尼
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【您訂購的貓型手電筒已到貨。*11】一個。8964 copyright protection67PENANAQcebqgaS24 維尼
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「這位觀眾謝謝你捧場啊!」8964 copyright protection67PENANAmrGRo4YB1Z 維尼
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第二位菜頭,他這次究竟能不能挽回大喜利王者的名譽呢?8964 copyright protection67PENANAqkr1j2NnKf 維尼
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【我吃到了麥當勞的蘋果派!*12】五成笑聲,有找回手感了。8964 copyright protection67PENANAJ1VDtbJf0Z 維尼
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貌似漸入佳境的珊妮會給出什麼答案呢?8964 copyright protection67PENANABunNFfQW9A 維尼
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【講出一個絕對會中的大喜利答案瞬間*13】不是寫會中就會中啊!但仍有四成笑聲。8964 copyright protection67PENANAZzrjV31xTV 維尼
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再來是受關主青睞的三木桑。8964 copyright protection67PENANAWAGFKyXi4c 維尼
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【喵!!】又來???8964 copyright protection67PENANAZI2ALsBPMa 維尼
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「三木你到底有沒有認真玩啊!」冠冠爆氣。8964 copyright protection67PENANAF2i45Xy9ms 維尼
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「沒禮貌,我很認真捏。」8964 copyright protection67PENANA8DE2JeEVww 維尼
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「認真你寫這個!」8964 copyright protection67PENANAxLp5hFCz4v 維尼
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「我要的不是觀眾覺得有趣,」他指著克里希那,「祂覺得有趣就可以了。」眾人恍然大悟,還有這套思路。8964 copyright protection67PENANADdnkv3rLtf 維尼
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「可是,你第一題的答案就被淘汰了?」8964 copyright protection67PENANAiLddkPnubG 維尼
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「我知道,所以我加了兩個驚嘆號。」8964 copyright protection67PENANA9EN2DE4Chx 維尼
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藍方一臉矇逼,完全搞不懂他的邏輯。不信邪的冠冠二度挑戰。8964 copyright protection67PENANAkrPggpFoCs 維尼
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「我愛吃魚,但不是【燈籠魚*14】啊!」四成笑聲,這大概就是他的極限。8964 copyright protection67PENANAIoMEhIKJMC 維尼
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總之,只能寄望壓軸達哥的答案了。8964 copyright protection67PENANA0tp5MVNXNS 維尼
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「傳說后羿不是射下九顆太陽嗎?其實當時他只射下八顆,還有一顆在哪?」【在我這裡*15】八成笑聲!穩了啦!8964 copyright protection67PENANAAVe05AqoMq 維尼
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面對熱身完畢開始飆車的藍方壓力,關主會如何應對?8964 copyright protection67PENANAeCJoWixiv8 維尼
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【哥吉喵】炸場。8964 copyright protection67PENANA9rU43CVupC 維尼
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「居然是哥吉喵啊⋯⋯」身為資深貓奴的阿達後悔自己沒想到這個答案。8964 copyright protection67PENANAdEhMNHQwgD 維尼
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