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「你比較像。我的意思是漫才一家人,這是家族團結的象徵,媽媽參與我們的段子,是對我們藝術追求的支持。」8964 copyright protection60PENANADwF9dQFKVR 維尼
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「你怎麼這麼小氣?連媽媽這麼辛苦,養你到這麼大,總該回饋一些。而且你知道外面租牌是要錢的,名字當然也不例外。」8964 copyright protection60PENANAIwCdoRduNj 維尼
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