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No Plagiarism!d2JGh57MdB0Tyx7tdmVaposted on PENANA 在一個燈光柔和的劇場裡,觀眾們整齊地坐在座位上,喜劇演員站在舞台中央。兩個人默契地來回站定,台詞妙趣橫生,動作誇張滑稽。觀眾席不時此起彼落或輕微或讚揚的笑聲。8964 copyright protection83PENANAdLwaOqJrKs 維尼
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第一幕結束,轉場的音樂輕柔響起,有些聽力敏銳的觀眾發覺旋律之中忽然穿插起笛聲,起初還不以為意,卻隨著節奏變化益發覺得突兀。直到第二幕預備開始,音樂結束,微弱笛聲卻依然游揚在這空間。8964 copyright protection83PENANAIKCV5esB32 維尼
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笛聲逐漸變得清晰,穿過空氣,觀眾們臉上笑容漸漸消失,眼神開始變得空洞。旋律彷彿有某種不可抗力,逐步侵蝕著每個人的意識。台上摸不著頭緒的演員突然僵住,臉上的疑惑表情也瞬間消退。他們緩緩張開嘴巴,二道白霧自口逸出往上飄去。二人依舊站立,但那曾經燦爛的目光業已無神,宛若被抽離了靈魂。8964 copyright protection83PENANA4QDOW3j4VA 維尼
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沒人發現,在劇場中央的半空,飄浮著具備一張詭異笑臉浮雕的青壺,觀眾席每個人都仰頭張口,如舞台演員冒出白霧往上延伸至那壺的開口處,它貪婪地吸食在場所有人的歡快能量,似表述著還沒吃飽的念頭。8964 copyright protection83PENANAAdUBjqY8Rd 維尼
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觀眾們一個接著一個,無聲息地癱在座位上,身體呈現無力。劇場裡變得異常寂靜,空氣彷彿凝固,唯一還存在的笛聲不斷迴響,本該是置身叢林的旋律,此刻卻像來自幽暗沼地的召喚。8964 copyright protection83PENANAKLPDXM9Zsc 維尼
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還不夠還不夠⋯⋯笑壺發出如絲絮語,然後逐漸消散半空。8964 copyright protection83PENANAQSfW4JieY5 維尼
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燈光依舊照亮舞台,身體依然留在現實,而走出劇場的人們卻不再快樂。8964 copyright protection83PENANAwE2hKg02Sc 維尼
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在事件後的首個禮拜,非人們其實沒有餘力感覺到提心吊膽,畢竟他們大部分除了漫才師還有其它為了餬口的工職。加上最近——主辦單位臨危受命來不及宣傳,有賴演員們各自推廣——的台北喜劇節,眼看專場及拼盤秀的日期將近,非全職演員的一日通常是結束白天工作後就急忙趕到排練場,對完戲與搭檔討論狀況,或與來探視練習的朋友吃飯,接著回家修改已經看不出初版的文本,最後才是盥洗準備就寢⋯⋯對了還有經常險被遺忘的回報機制。8964 copyright protection83PENANASzm3O2hg3a 維尼
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這種多頭忙碌狀態下,別說貓手,整隻都想抓過來幫忙了。8964 copyright protection83PENANAUvvwgj2n82 維尼
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又過一週。這期間仍未發生當初預設的情況,近水樓台的菜冠和劉向也回報沒有發現任何異常,當初遭遇彷彿一場惡夢,讓人懷疑其真實性。因此大夥也只能一個勁地往眼前目標奔赴,畢竟比起不知何時才會打來的電話,那畫在月曆上的死線更加令人害怕。8964 copyright protection83PENANAz005DEXpDv 維尼
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「幹⋯⋯最近也太累了吧,操得跟狗一樣⋯⋯」菜頭趴在居酒屋的桌上說。8964 copyright protection83PENANAtfRoV1CF0d 維尼
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「別說了⋯⋯狗都沒我們累。」同樣姿勢的冠冠說。8964 copyright protection83PENANAyOj6Vha9qQ 維尼
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「兩位都辛苦了,這次的表現非常棒!」操著日本口音的太田說。8964 copyright protection83PENANAedD12AJaFg 維尼
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「可是我覺得今天觀眾的笑點有點高。」三木說。8964 copyright protection83PENANAzXpy5YXKdR 維尼
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「⋯⋯的確,之前三木桑的『中文聽不懂』還有『靠么』總是會中的,還有我cue太田桑的『自我介紹環節』多少會有點笑聲,這次反應都沒那麼好。」冠冠看著沮喪的哈姆,拍了拍他肩,「更別說哈姆的『OK』了,冷場程度好像回顧到這招剛發明的時候。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAbHk2kmWz0e 維尼
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「是因為今天滿多新觀眾?」劉向問。8964 copyright protection83PENANAgH2FO2q6Mm 維尼
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「我有特別留意底下的人,熟面孔大概有七成。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA1Rm5hcKmXU 維尼
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「也有可能⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection83PENANAaTN9tL8grJ 維尼
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「哈姆你先別急,再看一下情況,如果下次拼盤秀不行,我們再來想也不遲。」8964 copyright protection83PENANASUAxKxN6uV 維尼
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「你自己的問題才大吧!」8964 copyright protection83PENANAb0Bhocc3VD 維尼
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「雖然無關,聽我一些朋友說,他們最近好像也有點問題。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA60llcx0qDV 維尼
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「怎麼了?」8964 copyright protection83PENANA4kcXt8XyiY 維尼
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劉向喝了一大口水說:「他們好像沒有像之前那麼喜歡演戲了,雖然排練啊、設備啊、場地啊等等的事情很繁瑣麻煩,各種突發狀況千奇百怪,但總是有熱情投入事業。怎麼說來著⋯⋯對了,就是失去了快樂的感覺。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAtw8k6Am4oT 維尼
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「真是奇怪啊。」太田說。8964 copyright protection83PENANAXXd5qIgN7f 維尼
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「對啊,明明不久前才剛結束ㄧ檔戲,酒後還拉著我說他要演到死在舞台上呢。怎麼變這麼多⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection83PENANAhWJH6U9P3L 維尼
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眾人繼續場後會談,冠冠突然站起身,大夥疑惑地看著他。8964 copyright protection83PENANAf6Oz9MJnVg 維尼
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「酒喝多了,尿尿!」然後踩著有點浮的步伐向廁所走去,隨後菜頭表示他也想。8964 copyright protection83PENANANqW25lEi55 維尼
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冠冠正在洩洪,看到搭檔跟著進來點了頭,兩人之間只有解放的聲音迴響。8964 copyright protection83PENANAfrtt2REznh 維尼
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「冠冠啊,我有件事想說⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection83PENANA3dPFUJ0ueM 維尼
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「什麼事啊。」頭好暈。8964 copyright protection83PENANAd85GkPz0Mi 維尼
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菜頭囁嚅著:「呃⋯⋯也不是什麼大事啦,不對,真要說也很大啦⋯⋯就是說⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection83PENANAg4BBUvCbBz 維尼
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「你說給螞蟻聽嗎?快說,再不說我快尿完了!」8964 copyright protection83PENANA7FfNlYoGrh 維尼
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「呃好啦,之前不是說三木桑有打電話給我嗎,我是想承認其實沒⋯⋯」話還沒說完,他眼角瞥到有人走進廁所,望向入口,原來是太田。8964 copyright protection83PENANAF1uSa9zKip 維尼
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「呀⋯⋯我喝到膀胱快爆炸了!」8964 copyright protection83PENANAIbB8j04MG5 維尼
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冠冠大笑:「你等等,先不要爆炸,我快尿完了。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA9PKFYLVPo9 維尼
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「你快點!我真的快忍不住了。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAiQyUI1vuBY 維尼
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「好啦好啦,」冠冠拉起石門水庫,「洩洪警報解除!」8964 copyright protection83PENANAuZluFnjUN6 維尼
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「噢伊噢伊,太田警報響起!」8964 copyright protection83PENANAXHWjSjFh7k 維尼
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冠冠洗完手走出廁所,留下太田跟菜頭。8964 copyright protection83PENANApaCWLZzUYb 維尼
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「你們剛剛說什麼?」8964 copyright protection83PENANABpcaDDdiWX 維尼
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「沒什麼啊。」8964 copyright protection83PENANArrJlU8dHGx 維尼
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「嗯⋯⋯」太田盯著下面,「哇尿好多!」8964 copyright protection83PENANAfRsijY1RMx 維尼
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「太田桑我結束了,先回去了。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAxJRjXftzAn 維尼
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「好,我還要很久的樣子。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAYVqHGeN9mM 維尼
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菜頭草率沖洗雙手便走出廁所,沒注意到背後太田瞥了他一眼。8964 copyright protection83PENANAWEvQiiv8PH 維尼
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結完帳後,因為三木要回家陪小孩,哈姆要陪老婆便先行一步,太田則因為繼續等計程車陪菜冠抽完二支菸後才離開。果然不愧是年輕人組,已經恢復些許體力的他們決定去續攤唱歌。8964 copyright protection83PENANAN5rq1niUQ6 維尼
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「不過你剛剛在廁所想跟我說什麼?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAc2ZtVIM9eo 維尼
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「噢,沒什麼啦,小事。」8964 copyright protection83PENANASOZt5lkDWd 維尼
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「是嗎?你別以為我看不出來你最近有心事。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAQWv5cYxeUl 維尼
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「你看得出來喔?」8964 copyright protection83PENANATiQe3Lbb2s 維尼
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「廢話我們都認識多久了。今天從上台半途我就發現你有點心不在焉,也很常在遊戲環節默默坐下,吐槽也沒那麼有力。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAHukqEkauP4 維尼
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「也許我只是累了。」8964 copyright protection83PENANApUNl0vUF6o 維尼
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「怎麼了?跟女朋友吵架?」8964 copyright protection83PENANA2U0KDXpLBa 維尼
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「才沒有,我們感情正濃烈。倒是你,」菜頭促狹一笑,「最近跟珊妮妹妹走很近喔!」8964 copyright protection83PENANAvzd3Vs3KPo 維尼
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「不是你想得那樣。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAeBgvdJfKf5 維尼
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「哎呀還裝,你眼裏的愛心都滿出來了!」8964 copyright protection83PENANAtsEeEMiTBM 維尼
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「真的不是⋯⋯」不是嗎?「我自己也不太清楚,雖然我們認識不久,可是跟她在一起的時候就有種親近感,好像深埋在心底的那些不堪污穢都能向她分享,她也不會因此遠離我。而我也能接受她的全部,不管是外表或內在⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection83PENANAeaIRUfmyYf 維尼
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「在知道你有躁鬱症還沒被嚇跑的確是蠻稀罕的。好好珍惜啊!」8964 copyright protection83PENANAKD4E6jlt4H 維尼
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「就說我們只是朋友了。」話題中斷,手機響起來電通知,是珊妮用IG通話打來的。8964 copyright protection83PENANAGpNzqI24Lb 維尼
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「噢——未來的嫂子來問你什麼時候回家了!」菜頭鼓譟。8964 copyright protection83PENANAdGx8sG6luq 維尼
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「你閉嘴!」改成溫柔語調,「怎麼啦?」然後神情轉為嚴肅。8964 copyright protection83PENANAJP0vDZTO8B 維尼
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通話掛斷,「不唱歌了,走!」他拉起菜頭開始著急搜尋經過的計程車。8964 copyright protection83PENANACheLy4ebeM 維尼
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「怎麼了?」8964 copyright protection83PENANA8u6Pu7CmaC 維尼
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「丁哥出事了。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAsy76Rr87xa 維尼
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「他是誰?」冠冠指著賽巴斯丁問。8964 copyright protection83PENANAGf5ad9JdOF 維尼
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他的理智告訴自己眼前人確實是丁哥,但感性卻產生衝突,認為這完全是別的人,明明是同一張臉。唯二差異有眼睛呈現褐紅色,以及氣質。8964 copyright protection83PENANAcI7RoUKYod 維尼
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沒錯,丁哥一貫痞痞的台客風格蕩然無存,取而代之是一副壞主意很多的臭小鬼。而只比達哥略高的標準體型,以及娃娃臉也容易讓人低估年齡,明明是同一張臉。8964 copyright protection83PENANA0pI9t6lgHm 維尼
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小鬼自稱黑色三連星,可以叫他小黑,是個三位一體的存在。先不論這莫名設定,光請他說另外兩位的名字時,他道了一堆關於『我』的貫口,且語速非常快根本來不及插入逗號,冠冠聽完只有暈頭轉向,還好有曾經相處過一年的珊妮充當翻譯官。8964 copyright protection83PENANA2dT3Q5Gzo4 維尼
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她轉述小黑的發言說:賽巴斯丁遇到了潘大人,然後遭到一位戴著雙角青鬼面具的男子攻擊。因為他的攻擊除了有物理性,好像還特別針對他們身體的拼裝特性,使之無法重新黏合。於是賽巴斯丁只好委派有形塑自體技能的小黑,來固定身體不要散崩。8964 copyright protection83PENANAALiDLJNXCc 維尼
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所以左肩到腕部才有墨煙纏繞,請客倌們不要誤會成刺青,小黑是乖孩子。8964 copyright protection83PENANAup4mGcQMSv 維尼
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「其實我平時如果要出來,是這個型態噢!」小黑伸指,指尖冒出迷你版異獸的墨煙,原來當初丁哥召喚的就是他。8964 copyright protection83PENANAIWdIdFylCq 維尼
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客倌們或許會有疑問,怎麼不叫群主人出來呢?的確,雖然這麼做身體會更容易癒合,但後續也會引來更麻煩的事情,丁哥很怕麻煩,所以他寧可自己多花點時間。8964 copyright protection83PENANAPnzwsdV7vH 維尼
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「不能讓冠冠或康哥來用他們的氣來幫你治療嗎?」看太多武俠小說的菜頭問。8964 copyright protection83PENANAIaTcy1rrry 維尼
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答案是不行的,因為系統不一樣。8964 copyright protection83PENANAhANAj3PX4m 維尼
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妖怪、陰神及魔鬼,三者對於世界『規則』的理解本就不同。那就像是你用蘋果筆電去安裝微軟軟體,用蘋果手機去下載安卓APP一樣,要重新編碼到可以使用是件很浪費時間的工程,就像客倌們只想看故事不想看設定,所以解釋跳過。8964 copyright protection83PENANAGqM1WuPEtT 維尼
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「你從剛剛就一直在重複客倌,他們到底是誰?」冠冠問。8964 copyright protection83PENANAwtWJ8rPxji 維尼
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「不要問,你會怕!」冠冠壓下想揍人的衝動。8964 copyright protection83PENANAMbtUQZlfv0 維尼
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「你說到戴著青鬼面具的男人傷害了阿丁,那不就可以證實三木就是整起事件的兇手了。對吧?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAyjP4aGErPo 維尼
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「只能說有關係,但還不能證實他是。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA5WZp1CY6Ug 維尼
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「為什麼?他都攻擊你了。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAFX63zPQLjn 維尼
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「我也不清楚呢,群主人是這麼說的,就算他戴著青鬼面具,也不能證明就是三木本人。而且,」小黑意有所指地看向菜頭,「或許該讓犯人自白一下。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA8v8LMts4bH 維尼
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接受到眾人的詫異目光,菜頭竟沒有反駁。8964 copyright protection83PENANAjzjjlYWye7 維尼
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「怎麼可能!」冠冠急道,「你們別忘了他是被害者,哪有設計害自己的道理?還有那則訊息⋯⋯」感覺右肩被壓下,菜頭對著他搖搖頭。8964 copyright protection83PENANAxE27KFKvFX 維尼
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「夠了兄弟,我知道你信我,但就讓我自首吧。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA8WsYVIShPo 維尼
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「難道你在廁所想跟我說的事⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection83PENANAmnsAQETy8W 維尼
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他點頭:「沒錯,犯人就是我。」8964 copyright protection83PENANApZ6C4AhYQL 維尼
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「你為什麼要這麼做?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAlFd1bvRP5A 維尼
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「那是在前幾個月剛結束PBS後發生的事。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAfO5XxFV8PP 維尼
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時序回到六月底,漫才師們結束了一場難忘的共演盛事,並餘韻未減地整群約去吃宵夜,興高采烈地述說開場混亂的隱藏計畫。當時,三木對他說等等上台想做的事,而他也一頭熱應諾會做出相近舉動。於是,當晚有去現場的客倌們,便看到了那段看似即興,實則演練過的失控表演。8964 copyright protection83PENANAB4g1ma0fzm 維尼
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本來,他也很享受當下慶典氛圍,直到回家洗完澡,躺在床上腦袋冷卻後,突然一個念頭蹦了出來。8964 copyright protection83PENANAFgfrWRmXZ4 維尼
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『我只能靠著胡鬧去搞笑了嗎?』8964 copyright protection83PENANALqxzESiEHT 維尼
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其實,在看到其他漫才師呈現內容塞得很滿的段子時,他都非常佩服怎麼能寫出內梗如此豐富的文本。曾身為編劇的他,也想單純以對話形式來呈現有趣,而不是誇張的肢體語言。8964 copyright protection83PENANAslDfg0tJXU 維尼
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「可是寫段子好難⋯⋯」背台詞也是。他用抱枕捂著臉,好想哭。8964 copyright protection83PENANAVtQNWSjoxs 維尼
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一陣笛聲憑空響起。8964 copyright protection83PENANAl1jEnYL6J5 維尼
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他坐起身,正納悶聲音從哪來時,房門傳出扣扣聲。8964 copyright protection83PENANANpdciRoI5V 維尼
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「媽不是說我很累要睡了嗎。」他趕緊抹掉打轉在眼眶的淚水起身開門,來人卻是一位戴著半臉面具的謎樣男子。8964 copyright protection83PENANAZ5NmNcA6lC 維尼
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「你是誰?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAlusszG9CAa 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAwVCPgSo5lC
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「我是誰不重要,」彼得潘拿下嘴邊豎笛,「重要的是你追求有趣的心。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAKUSRMHX2fp 維尼
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「我的心不重要,」他拿起手機就要撥通110。「重要的是你快被警察帶走了。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAbIRgPqzYUu 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANA1dnuIigopb
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「哎,別急,」彼得潘按下他的手,「難道你不想自己寫出好段子嗎?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAF7Zp6xhtGZ 維尼
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「你怎麼會知道我剛剛在想什麼?」他這時才意識到對方可能並非闖空門的尋常小偷。8964 copyright protection83PENANAXXvRrR97OI 維尼
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是非人。8964 copyright protection83PENANAEgUHBcjP7o 維尼
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「我有個好東西。」左手舉起,手上開始刮起小型旋風,一隻外型詭異的壺憑空出現。8964 copyright protection83PENANAQxqyOgjhnp 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANABjzw5LoqhH
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「這是什麼?」有夠像《遊戲王》裡的強欲之壺。8964 copyright protection83PENANAs5Tc83rnTm 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAzeaYQXBc2E
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「它除了可以將人類的快樂情感給蒐集起來,也能納入那些已經作古的喜劇演員之魂,我覺得非常適合你。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAov9ae4q1f0 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2nS94Tlsy
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「你讓我剽竊別人的作品?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAlhX9xho8MB 維尼
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「欸,這麼說就不對了,這叫借鑑往者的智慧。世上那麼多經典被引用,不都被稱為致敬嗎?何況你也不用把舊作搬運,可以直接取得本人生前來不及呈現或死後無法發表的遺憾之珠。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAyiIONC1kwH 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANA9WBwZewteS
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「但那也不是我的作品。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAySj1CdIT60 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAH0AcKW5FQX
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「你不說,我不說,誰會知道?你不也很嫉妒搭檔的寫作能力嗎?」8964 copyright protection83PENANA6U4B7kn7tS 維尼
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菜頭不語。剛剛的心事他知道就算了,為什麼這深藏多年的秘密也?8964 copyright protection83PENANANU9PCOQskQ 維尼
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「好吧一般我是不這麼做的,今天殺必死給你。七天鑑賞期,不滿意包退。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAd5QxGQjEAq 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAfIKSYxBnRi
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彼得潘單手遞來強欲之壺,他看著壺身的魔鬼笑臉,內心交戰。8964 copyright protection83PENANA2S8cei6D0N 維尼
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他終於伸出手。8964 copyright protection83PENANALJaEqmTdOa 維尼
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「本以為我只是會得到那些喜劇大師的口述作品,但我不知道會被影響心智,甚至被控制。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAaxC0XbqKCk 維尼
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嚴格來說被控制的是行為而非意志,儘管已經坦白犯行,他還是羞於承認那些話的確來自內心深處。8964 copyright protection83PENANAoGBwVFACNc 維尼
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嫉妒弟兄的才華,算什麼兄弟?8964 copyright protection83PENANAFzVcqI1dry 維尼
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「可是你也有在寫啊?」8964 copyright protection83PENANA7vbk081PPD 維尼
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「不管是質或量,還是你比較好。記得當初我們在魚蹦那時候,惡魔讓我們寫劇本嗎?當他選擇你的本時,我就知道我的極限在哪了。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA6adwNcjIzF 維尼
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「可是後來我們在薩泰爾的時候,博恩也有拿你的去啊?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAd5DxksBtSN 維尼
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「那是我私下拜託恩哥的,你知道後來你拿到手的腳本,已經被他改到完全不是我的版本,唯一不變的只有題目。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAHJlkiWZNKe 維尼
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「⋯⋯你幹嘛不跟我說!」8964 copyright protection83PENANAnYp7jxaF1w 維尼
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「說了能改變什麼嗎?我只會覺得自己更悲慘而已。啊——還是你又多了一個寫來可以嘲笑我的題材?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAbZKJvbMZEg 維尼
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「你到底在說什麼鬼話!」冠冠忍不住,上前揍了他一拳,菜頭沒有反抗往後倒坐在地,眼鏡也噴飛到旁邊。8964 copyright protection83PENANAyAODFIG9wM 維尼
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「你揍我?好啊你揍吧,我也很想揍我自己。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAeIK95bAmA9 維尼
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「不麻煩你動手,我幫忙!」8964 copyright protection83PENANA66bwXO1TQD 維尼
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失望又痛心的冠冠打著他,本來他是想就這麼防禦下去,但真的實在太痛了,一個失神下意識揮手,竟正中冠冠的鼠蹊部。8964 copyright protection83PENANA2xgAqY22yo 維尼
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「不是說不還手嗎?」冠冠捂著胯下。8964 copyright protection83PENANAKTks7tkAmR 維尼
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「⋯⋯沒辦法,真的很痛。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAKEf8myAHKx 維尼
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「去死吧——!」Round II,Fight!8964 copyright protection83PENANA9FdzLFOJ17 維尼
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二人隨著打架的激烈程度從互毆到變回狐狸互咬,小黑在旁叫囂著完全沒有要勸架的意思。珊妮一開始是有這個打算,在看到狐狸們明明在打架卻像嬉鬧的場景後,她默默地拿出手機開始錄影。8964 copyright protection83PENANAgdgjvwuVZK 維尼
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「認輸了嗎,插座。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA8Eqt7y7nVm 維尼
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「是插頭啊,我才沒輸。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA4BdHy8fVWU 維尼
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二人氣喘呼呼地大字躺仰望天空,菜頭突然笑了起來。8964 copyright protection83PENANAZux7dL8Vwy 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAjiXopUWhTQ
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「我們多久沒有幹架了啊?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAfv13eadR77 維尼
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「好久了,感覺上輩子的事。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAK4vslrCzU1 維尼
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「也許之後我們可以常常打,吐一下對彼此的怨氣。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAzFp8KLqtyj 維尼
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「可以啊,等20萬訂閱到了就開這個企劃吧。但啃咬禁止。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAXNSMyqvrCP 維尼
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「同意。好痛⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection83PENANA1wfP3iLiqy 維尼
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然後他們一起大笑。8964 copyright protection83PENANAS0BLC6tIRF 維尼
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「我搞不懂男人⋯⋯」珊妮評語。8964 copyright protection83PENANAVWwL63YFJg 維尼
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「男人就是這樣的。」小黑蓋章。8964 copyright protection83PENANAShHk0F5eRB 維尼
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上演完青春劇後——別說了,好丟臉。菜冠一起捂著臉說——珊妮拿著賽巴斯丁的手機詢問達哥的空閒時間,確認好後就準備前往中和。有客倌問為什麼小黑不自己聯絡?他會緊張。8964 copyright protection83PENANAx219LlKhKd 維尼
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一行人上車,菜冠坐後面,小黑坐副駕,珊妮駕駛。8964 copyright protection83PENANAyWVUGn1KSA 維尼
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「為什麼不是小黑開?」冠冠驚訝問。8964 copyright protection83PENANAGxV1Bg2upE 維尼
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「只有丁哥有駕照噢噢噢!」你們不是同一個人嗎?8964 copyright protection83PENANAUiGa8PBmXm 維尼
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「妳會開車?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAPUEe6y7W3w 維尼
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「我有駕照。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAH9hBxMF3go 維尼
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「方才開過來的時候真是精彩啊!」小黑顯得意猶未盡。8964 copyright protection83PENANArvAPu5JiE3 維尼
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「精彩?」8964 copyright protection83PENANA36ZF6PySM6 維尼
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「剛剛我開過來的。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA10l848TprV 維尼
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「妳上路經驗多嗎?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAzGehVdqJ2l 維尼
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「就剛剛。」8964 copyright protection83PENANALxXbdfc8x2 維尼
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「⋯⋯放我們下車。」別救剛剛了,救我們。8964 copyright protection83PENANADO7FGLMER9 維尼
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「這樣會來不及,繫好安全帶。」說完,入檔,補油門,輪胎發出高速運轉摩擦的聲音,放手煞,國產車以不輸進口車的後座力,在一個大迴旋後奔馳而出。8964 copyright protection83PENANAO0yo83Vk8L 維尼
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「冠冠,我跟你交代遺言⋯⋯」菜頭抓著車頂的扶手心有餘悸說。8964 copyright protection83PENANAMPOqw48eiM 維尼
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「我也要,看今天我們誰能生還⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection83PENANA4DLOS5Waig 維尼
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不知為何,車內的隨機播放剛好輪到《頭文字D》的《Deja vu》,小黑興奮地高聲合唱。8964 copyright protection83PENANAP3ADFcu322 維尼
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若不是這種情況下,其實他唱得蠻好。8964 copyright protection83PENANA0OTgHUozL3 維尼
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