得知大隻仔有女朋友之後,我再次搵返tg group班老友。324Please respect copyright.PENANAOag5jBYFFm
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「嘩!!好刺激!!!大隻仔真係有女朋友!!!!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAL9gI8s975y
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助六:「不意外」324Please respect copyright.PENANAjgenOCRxNs
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阿詩:「嗱都話啦」324Please respect copyright.PENANAu6DK3QwYtw
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Miss:「阿月唔好喊啦」324Please respect copyright.PENANAOYoD7c59vB
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我:「????我冇喊呀」324Please respect copyright.PENANAHZyjUv45YV
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。324Please respect copyright.PENANAfZYhFzabHE
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其實我一早已經有答案。324Please respect copyright.PENANA030PLvJiHg
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「冇呀,扑嘢咋嘛,佢有冇女關我咩事喎,還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAWB0OvfFgmJ
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阿詩:「但出軌真係好仆街,點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAZGdoowDhPl
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我:「冇計啦,得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAGZmucKaHOP
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Miss:「咁唯有祝你好運……」324Please respect copyright.PENANAJMQXc5dwTW
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「放心啦大家!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAvwLimgx3Gw
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。324Please respect copyright.PENANA1DcKfVMsYb
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之後嗰半個月,我同大隻仔日日都傾日常,間中傾甜。324Please respect copyright.PENANA8UuVdhaoWE
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同時,tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。324Please respect copyright.PENANAC8H1OngV2T
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。324Please respect copyright.PENANAu9mihNzwDj
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」324Please respect copyright.PENANA4SmKMmEYTC
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望住呢個新group名,我無奈又好笑:「屌你班友真係cls」324Please respect copyright.PENANAQbOM0QKNpe
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阿詩:「做咩喎😖」324Please respect copyright.PENANAiuc8VqQpI7
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Miss:「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」324Please respect copyright.PENANAaHa220DiUZ
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助六:「😳」324Please respect copyright.PENANA7dMqSk7zVa
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我:「。。。」324Please respect copyright.PENANA5FDz0R6Cr5
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容,佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。324Please respect copyright.PENANATdPxVXQatx
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋,但慢慢我就習慣咗,甚至開始加入。324Please respect copyright.PENANAQpwQ9m3iS6
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」324Please respect copyright.PENANAt0cGFBeUaF
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不過有時,我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。324Please respect copyright.PENANAPBG85W2vq8
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣,佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢(只係情趣嚟唔係認真的)。324Please respect copyright.PENANALLDOkOF8az
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案:「好鍾意😚😚」324Please respect copyright.PENANAmLfrOUxBbo
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢,但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話,我突然覺得好羞恥。324Please respect copyright.PENANAAigDkMoSTA
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。324Please respect copyright.PENANASHGiGdxjnI
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「大家,我覺得自己好嘔,我就嚟精神分裂了……」324Please respect copyright.PENANA0F6FQdrnhL
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意料之中地,冇人認真回應我,個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。324Please respect copyright.PENANAI47vL6RCSa
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Miss:「鍾意😚😚」324Please respect copyright.PENANAQzbjtjZJ4d
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助六:「主人😖」324Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZGX2coWbB
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阿詩:「嗚嗚嗚😖」324Please respect copyright.PENANAOukRsSl9It
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我:「屌你哋。。。」324Please respect copyright.PENANAFrkRYC9Man
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己,但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候,我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。324Please respect copyright.PENANApxQ8phDXmM
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「掛住主人😳」324Please respect copyright.PENANAI6O1ZGqBlt
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m,呢日我突然勁緊火,於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。324Please respect copyright.PENANArwZMVWyGE3
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。324Please respect copyright.PENANAMJl4Kfmlrl
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屌,點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……324Please respect copyright.PENANA3BWYzO1aUm
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦,一連send咗幾個message。324Please respect copyright.PENANAEYDY3PXv7E
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人,懷疑去咗搵女」324Please respect copyright.PENANAHoJBIc06of
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「我要傾甜呀!!!!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAuj9GzbAGQP
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「屌佢老母!」324Please respect copyright.PENANAaLF0sS0xec
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隔咗一陣,大家終於覆我。324Please respect copyright.PENANARyAGQ8Vsoq
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助六:「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」324Please respect copyright.PENANAfIFOEt4sTb
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我:「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」324Please respect copyright.PENANAzaBZ8Rqjsz
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Miss:「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」324Please respect copyright.PENANAcaqEFz8ibV
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我:「其他人都唔啱feel……」324Please respect copyright.PENANAT8dDM6yWGM
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助六:「ok收到晒了沉船撚」324Please respect copyright.PENANAT2ezZV59Bk
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗,於是又連忙解釋:「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」324Please respect copyright.PENANAllA569hCyo
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阿詩:「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母!」324Please respect copyright.PENANA80dxLf39qv
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……