得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1pIL6ME2W
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ1cnCRvhL
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助六：「不意外」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaisXAzdAzX
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRes3jstU3e
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3499X4QPzc
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CyH86SYcW
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzrWiShH4F
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其實我一早已經有答案。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6q7ckY5ck
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwV6pJxMQJZ
「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOVwZr4Bqz
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YQiHhDzD6
阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiuXxTrqdq
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwFZPqyPCT
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmNCyRbARE
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtDTPnBrtR
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「放心啦大家！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLQPvJowWv
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2x9vVO4yVu
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1o1iL7FIfK
之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgy0j7l2pv
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBw7jJ4sP8H
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdtIxILqZh
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9zeob6f7f
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk57e80ox8
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOj72JmS4h
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa1XoOrT8I
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyMsqk73AA
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助六：「😳」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwx6nHpXY0
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我：「。。。」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKQ1xTpT0H
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1xondwkkL
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fKNeHRbQd
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfrw0cd1g3
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfVKBPZIYk
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CTc56YTmV
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZP8IX7g5y
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RgHegTcia
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHFlE4UcoX
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJoHx3ZZYf
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOhIkTWorF
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPci5mY2ZRl
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZ0H05iHME
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助六：「主人😖」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgKzZHX0VB
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf76M6TopPD
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我：「屌你哋。。。」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAtsMiHZXm
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdszkg8oaqn
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「掛住主人😳」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNzJ77iWTB
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZGBkMTEdq
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbn2gqyhXf
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgQ8JPVv0w
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjbUUNDSgl
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7JoTKoTUi
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPttGzk0Z7
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「屌佢老母！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPp70jeSva
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCkYjug8Rp
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx1MLcVM8J
助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqIvi5VK69
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXn2eKvPs1
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbx4LzOJyww
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1r1W1DTaC
Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHyx64WUiy
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWS3umm2JGR
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DswHqpdBH
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc56tGqvGIy
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzZ99RMaWU
阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wZxE7to4N
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
