得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7VXhivMQ4
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj9iBd6j4M
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助六：「不意外」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3cye853Og
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTXoYzNHFn
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TmWFZ7Jjw
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ4xEvQCeS
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAI6qKQBwe
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其實我一早已經有答案。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnUqsvzXty
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarZEcgIp7x
541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueP0NP5BRH
阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYilgdlobY
541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYOZVxe6Rw
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3dJCwOKM9
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtWHkGCiKF
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「放心啦大家！」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlzyR3P6cH
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmLooHRWuh
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMc6cQ0CG4
541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWCo7Sg6Ce
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFHCXgVARY
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdI1OCzK1Mq
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4m5UnoWY6B
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbt8hlCMPJk
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYjgTKPPFm
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQTNJ7S5PY
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助六：「😳」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmDVbLEN6l
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我：「。。。」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsaXbp1bmp
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMxOrJ3ncS
541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9Ho0YOeNq
一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mRx7Mrkzg
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAymE6x5Stg
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyaDJGRQAA
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArT59hKTti
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpc9jbeFVWT
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlu2MbJ9RF
541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGS2XdQffF
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ18NavQJyH
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIECg0EBSn
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLSt0DLFbE
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7xC2bXe7j
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助六：「主人😖」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRoFxldUCm
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviJdSpqEBa
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我：「屌你哋。。。」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPoeg8gR3x
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeWqLAf6av
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「掛住主人😳」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHfdodUyYl
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoIXKtm1yN
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nXkgM0nqk
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXJn3y6AMI
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RSqz7P5g1
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32kY0i43AL
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Eu8wx9u5m
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「屌佢老母！」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡre1TFjDj6y
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkZkcXCPAE
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaw5XdkCeDE
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1913pIjihm
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIu9G8MiEM
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcufAFRpMS
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzxWZKMitM
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52hxi9ICHh
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IDuzHFje7
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
