得知大隻仔有女朋友之後,我再次搵返tg group班老友。319Please respect copyright.PENANASKT0WHDE6A
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「嘩!!好刺激!!!大隻仔真係有女朋友!!!!」319Please respect copyright.PENANASCiw2aZjR5
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助六:「不意外」319Please respect copyright.PENANANoWAxvJQCB
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阿詩:「嗱都話啦」319Please respect copyright.PENANAc6xsUHgTly
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Miss:「阿月唔好喊啦」319Please respect copyright.PENANADdh4zbBa5u
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我:「????我冇喊呀」319Please respect copyright.PENANAU62g88iBjv
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。319Please respect copyright.PENANARm6E3PawJr
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其實我一早已經有答案。319Please respect copyright.PENANACoN69mSRyj
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「冇呀,扑嘢咋嘛,佢有冇女關我咩事喎,還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAdV8AjChY5E
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阿詩:「但出軌真係好仆街,點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」319Please respect copyright.PENANA1Ba7nKf4d2
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我:「冇計啦,得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAJpDl9HuUIs
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Miss:「咁唯有祝你好運……」319Please respect copyright.PENANAWThsN4dxvk
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「放心啦大家!」319Please respect copyright.PENANA15NK7xZtrj
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。319Please respect copyright.PENANAFIzIG2HvrP
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之後嗰半個月,我同大隻仔日日都傾日常,間中傾甜。319Please respect copyright.PENANAhkn9969Dq4
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同時,tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。319Please respect copyright.PENANAWSHIHTFNpl
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。319Please respect copyright.PENANAmkp9bvyayj
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」319Please respect copyright.PENANA3fRlYaRc0m
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望住呢個新group名,我無奈又好笑:「屌你班友真係cls」319Please respect copyright.PENANAzxk4V1Z0nD
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阿詩:「做咩喎😖」319Please respect copyright.PENANAvO6jxg5R41
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Miss:「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」319Please respect copyright.PENANAbCSFKlpax8
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助六:「😳」319Please respect copyright.PENANAlzdYgHzKEu
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我:「。。。」319Please respect copyright.PENANARszLG1i9Yr
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容,佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。319Please respect copyright.PENANAxUGytVTsFH
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋,但慢慢我就習慣咗,甚至開始加入。319Please respect copyright.PENANAzC84jUFTWk
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」319Please respect copyright.PENANAk33hwOLv5G
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不過有時,我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。319Please respect copyright.PENANAwbClCgLJQc
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣,佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢(只係情趣嚟唔係認真的)。319Please respect copyright.PENANAPJNfznS5XG
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案:「好鍾意😚😚」319Please respect copyright.PENANAouzDqPTfae
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢,但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話,我突然覺得好羞恥。319Please respect copyright.PENANAw6xMCw3kSF
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。319Please respect copyright.PENANAKfi2icaame
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「大家,我覺得自己好嘔,我就嚟精神分裂了……」319Please respect copyright.PENANAqWFxfRm6ox
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意料之中地,冇人認真回應我,個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。319Please respect copyright.PENANAi3Cc7WGc9f
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Miss:「鍾意😚😚」319Please respect copyright.PENANAcPvhAyxR9j
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助六:「主人😖」319Please respect copyright.PENANA6oX2rvrI4s
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阿詩:「嗚嗚嗚😖」319Please respect copyright.PENANAJHwegLy9h3
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我:「屌你哋。。。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAnknJL9sScr
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己,但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候,我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。319Please respect copyright.PENANAr7WMy23Bri
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「掛住主人😳」319Please respect copyright.PENANA0yVjAvVeLP
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m,呢日我突然勁緊火,於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。319Please respect copyright.PENANA168WkCqZ4w
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。319Please respect copyright.PENANA2LAJFh8dRi
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屌,點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……319Please respect copyright.PENANAo92I5R2oVx
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦,一連send咗幾個message。319Please respect copyright.PENANAbA5F1l0R55
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人,懷疑去咗搵女」319Please respect copyright.PENANAZyZWimIEpl
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「我要傾甜呀!!!!」319Please respect copyright.PENANARJrorXcRi4
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「屌佢老母!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAf9oB7k2gYD
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隔咗一陣,大家終於覆我。319Please respect copyright.PENANARwqYn5RyfH
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助六:「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」319Please respect copyright.PENANAp7npIb0ThE
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我:「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」319Please respect copyright.PENANATOq5e2Hsxl
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Miss:「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」319Please respect copyright.PENANAaMoQQvB9dn
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我:「其他人都唔啱feel……」319Please respect copyright.PENANAxrPgsqbnRw
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助六:「ok收到晒了沉船撚」319Please respect copyright.PENANAC0VoCs7m7v
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗,於是又連忙解釋:「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」319Please respect copyright.PENANAPmp4kpQe8f
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阿詩:「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母!」319Please respect copyright.PENANANwMuxaCciU
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……