睇完佢張相之後,我覆佢:「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」363Please respect copyright.PENANAhLvCq6HhDC
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。363Please respect copyright.PENANA9LoD5pvGOa
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然後我再問佢:「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」363Please respect copyright.PENANAFns9cX8lbF
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。363Please respect copyright.PENANALPGl7SJkxy
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「wtf」佢話:「梗係唔會……」363Please respect copyright.PENANAXs16cuwsf7
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咁都好啲。363Please respect copyright.PENANAmQ8utp9ajX
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒,但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮,咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。363Please respect copyright.PENANA1yqzKLxZtu
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於是我決定扮冇事發生,繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。363Please respect copyright.PENANAf5Q0kYIVf6
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之後,我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。363Please respect copyright.PENANAnbfOMpscQW
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我:「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」363Please respect copyright.PENANA27yDEZRnNV
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Miss:「?」363Please respect copyright.PENANAXTbIOyW4QE
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助六:「點」363Please respect copyright.PENANAiwv7qUn6MF
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我:「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔!!!!」363Please respect copyright.PENANArgAKLeoU7X
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阿詩:「圖?」363Please respect copyright.PENANAUzivXDqAWO
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我:「我唔cap人圖的」363Please respect copyright.PENANAT5r69xmjYP
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。363Please respect copyright.PENANAw5J2wHHXxS
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助六:「冇圖講經呀??」363Please respect copyright.PENANAKEIHAOrSft
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阿詩:「形容下有幾大隻先啦」363Please respect copyright.PENANAM7gW6Ebsjc
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我:「好大隻!」363Please respect copyright.PENANARKruE88pAV
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助六:「真係唔該晒」363Please respect copyright.PENANAC8b5uwE5WQ
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我冇理佢:「唉,本身諗住齋傾甜,但睇完佢身材相之後,我覺得我想約了。。。」363Please respect copyright.PENANAVoEoDOE6Yj
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Miss:「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」363Please respect copyright.PENANAMSHrDF7rIh
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阿詩:「加一🙏🏻」363Please respect copyright.PENANAH7SWR6OKnJ
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助六:「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」363Please respect copyright.PENANALIw3YQftmm
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我:「屌你老母」363Please respect copyright.PENANAHOTyF7q3f1
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我又唔係坦克,我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌!!!363Please respect copyright.PENANAwooeJDLh6k
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第二日,諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材,我突然有少少緊火。363Please respect copyright.PENANAtA9EJgHBwx
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於是我message佢:「Hi想要肌肉相」363Please respect copyright.PENANAfXe5WLbGJv
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁,於是又加多句:「學術研究🙏🏻」363Please respect copyright.PENANAeWf8YRuZBH
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風,二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。363Please respect copyright.PENANAeyYp5OhM4f
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。363Please respect copyright.PENANAYgAUNVWiZH
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「咁樣可以?」之後佢問。363Please respect copyright.PENANAXO9wjcsjL0
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「可以!謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。363Please respect copyright.PENANAHlFgbe9anG
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幾秒後我又講:「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」363Please respect copyright.PENANAZX6I4PR4bk
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佢問:「做咩?」363Please respect copyright.PENANAKHRJ4NT9w1
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」363Please respect copyright.PENANAIj21XlwuYD
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了!363Please respect copyright.PENANAx6PCE523cQ
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過咗冇耐,佢覆咗我。363Please respect copyright.PENANAQZn3H4Wdq5
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「咁緊要?」佢話。363Please respect copyright.PENANABqMiKqHN4r
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」363Please respect copyright.PENANAVehUkAPqG2
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!!!!!363Please respect copyright.PENANAVdHQVjP879
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表面上,我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。363Please respect copyright.PENANA3rUtMjcyBS
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的:😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要?」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快!!!!!363Please respect copyright.PENANA9vn1k0LFOR
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。363Please respect copyright.PENANAKlxNZU6I58
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」363Please respect copyright.PENANARJ9f77IGZk
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「嗚」