睇完佢張相之後,我覆佢:「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」613Please respect copyright.PENANAOgGMM8TLX1
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。613Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZP8yDz7UW
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然後我再問佢:「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」613Please respect copyright.PENANAMb2DeWeTmP
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。613Please respect copyright.PENANAAwcX1TFpHa
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「wtf」佢話:「梗係唔會……」613Please respect copyright.PENANA0SjoVcYozQ
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咁都好啲。613Please respect copyright.PENANAeIvt7ZUTTY
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒,但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮,咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。613Please respect copyright.PENANArUvFkOwEXg
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於是我決定扮冇事發生,繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。613Please respect copyright.PENANA8hlXxD7s7v
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之後,我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。613Please respect copyright.PENANAcNlLtMu6xF
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我:「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」613Please respect copyright.PENANAuIznkhSsAA
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Miss:「?」613Please respect copyright.PENANA5Qw0NaCq4u
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助六:「點」613Please respect copyright.PENANAYa2V7oY2Ea
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我:「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔!!!!」613Please respect copyright.PENANAjIjQtR4jvn
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阿詩:「圖?」613Please respect copyright.PENANAyHxerbbM03
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我:「我唔cap人圖的」613Please respect copyright.PENANAikU7GCw5SV
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。613Please respect copyright.PENANAhgPD0T6nXi
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助六:「冇圖講經呀??」613Please respect copyright.PENANAT5XgZjod8r
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阿詩:「形容下有幾大隻先啦」613Please respect copyright.PENANA0l5DeZAxhF
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我:「好大隻!」613Please respect copyright.PENANAzbYawu6d9N
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助六:「真係唔該晒」613Please respect copyright.PENANAJWp2gEPCtL
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我冇理佢:「唉,本身諗住齋傾甜,但睇完佢身材相之後,我覺得我想約了。。。」613Please respect copyright.PENANAnPUrW95Vwa
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Miss:「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」613Please respect copyright.PENANAaVcGVfKXI6
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阿詩:「加一🙏🏻」613Please respect copyright.PENANAjKTMzz4lM4
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助六:「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」613Please respect copyright.PENANAh8itifCowL
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我:「屌你老母」613Please respect copyright.PENANAy6kmGdgOSY
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我又唔係坦克,我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌!!!613Please respect copyright.PENANAzj425YbKmO
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第二日,諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材,我突然有少少緊火。613Please respect copyright.PENANAjsUpZbyRZL
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於是我message佢:「Hi想要肌肉相」613Please respect copyright.PENANAmcqoYEJFO5
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁,於是又加多句:「學術研究🙏🏻」613Please respect copyright.PENANA2qDETv5Its
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風,二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。613Please respect copyright.PENANAcIfBsvWSDT
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。613Please respect copyright.PENANAhLRT65z32n
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「咁樣可以?」之後佢問。613Please respect copyright.PENANASKz5fHNKNv
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「可以!謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。613Please respect copyright.PENANA3I96vAyi7n
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幾秒後我又講:「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」613Please respect copyright.PENANAfK8QRVcDRr
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佢問:「做咩?」613Please respect copyright.PENANAZOCGAEGCYz
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」613Please respect copyright.PENANAmNR1W3CTD7
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了!613Please respect copyright.PENANAMxyaCa4Lq8
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過咗冇耐,佢覆咗我。613Please respect copyright.PENANAcJHZg7bnvO
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「咁緊要?」佢話。613Please respect copyright.PENANAA2mDtTUSVf
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」613Please respect copyright.PENANAQPzwEyDtyl
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!!!!!613Please respect copyright.PENANAS7c38ab4gx
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表面上,我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。613Please respect copyright.PENANApdAZ35SJPO
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的:😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要?」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快!!!!!613Please respect copyright.PENANAJaIaxz6GDX
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。613Please respect copyright.PENANAm6HTXhhPpW
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」613Please respect copyright.PENANAJvrDsHOGay
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「嗚」