得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6wy5hT2X9
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbThAQ8hRzj
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助六：「不意外」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Q8ArPTxD2
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04EXAyOcJt
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RWDE2JmIv
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1m8A5IjJa
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlbUtzPNdW
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其實我一早已經有答案。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x0auwYDTp
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WCfsbQ2HW
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ719lo7osMc
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6oHCdSAU8
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihcB8TByOp
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「放心啦大家！」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtAPkqLkix
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYSSc7UeBZ
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG2WWYlNfr
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KQhtysdsm
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcraUDApyB2
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQcxAydUBk
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNWuFSUQqs
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscuJegMarB
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0g7QaWAnmx
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助六：「😳」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQLf3NddZX
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我：「。。。」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn49huF4CeR
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDuiiAxGr3
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27BrnkHTY9
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHZPOv58ge
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmV7g1sreFo
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsb6mlpyHt
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtsLhfuraM
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeHo5JoRYB
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaD9hZu25Sa
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQanKyFQrC3
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8fk5BMJ1N
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbkJHYytE4
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助六：「主人😖」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtasWZtOE04
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCpQpxnQtN
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我：「屌你哋。。。」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iynyIPIK1
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreOg5zSBCu
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「掛住主人😳」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcjPiwVbqU
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5vhYmShDw
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3G56tMVLjo
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDpDgijred
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMZVSeZbV0
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyXuS3Q9qo
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF05FpqAaZD
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「屌佢老母！」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0buKQ6GAb
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHRwpHj6Nw
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PNfevthJM
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoiH1XsJLG
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbNUgzcNda
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcaTHKCIgs
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeh1I0gvfsJ
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRLmZai2Ig
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWr1gG1NsYq
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
