得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WYoxBz2sX
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBudclMbW5
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助六：「不意外」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemLDivlaXv
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcZW79zDHO
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMbnnlEulq
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5gneT3wZS
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqo9eOx09h
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其實我一早已經有答案。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM9fnvCdTu
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnz1qocKked
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5Y8pQDW7v
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNm5mNEIvc
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO99xS0FQx3
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX5Dzgu1rk
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「放心啦大家！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriqZ6lgpD9
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNeokB3Zi0
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLHn89Ibgk
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJSwNdQ6gI
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ988AyfB6op
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ737lV6ZE2G
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqJiqu722V
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4nMYOhZ4w
望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5ZkHAYID6
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPEwU7ZmIV
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoYHh3a7Hs
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助六：「😳」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yF2D3l1ew
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我：「。。。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi46OVwcxRK
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKz0Q9esGed
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKRHEM5JTU
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6POUC5ZNn
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdpQ96ix0v
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVSmNjEndf
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYA6Q0Z3b3
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZvxw4tOkZ
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAMYyGHBcY
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe5D9myUef
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5t8iOMEguc
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69k7KXnebA
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4n0O9Mg1rr
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助六：「主人😖」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOp7exuPsc
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnDrXKiDjk
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我：「屌你哋。。。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlJd1VL0YW
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQVKR2qd8z
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「掛住主人😳」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFS91aVLnU
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3rL6hYBgG
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OwesoKpJs
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhlEpWZBtE
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVnaFPRVio
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo39uumS619
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGv535MMmYn
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「屌佢老母！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2Iqg0CyEv
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zr8NWf1kJ
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VfsAKGpxV
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPYccBlCzq
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tyPWJMJXp
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcybMJY05OZ
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NYifcOnMs
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjIDCC6EvL
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54D6TM9IdZ
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4pf6AJlY8
阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPkcy0TRz4
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
