得知大隻仔有女朋友之後,我再次搵返tg group班老友。323Please respect copyright.PENANAk6RXxkx9cr
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「嘩!!好刺激!!!大隻仔真係有女朋友!!!!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAfBDFm5RSSd
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助六:「不意外」323Please respect copyright.PENANAP0VwGwCShC
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阿詩:「嗱都話啦」323Please respect copyright.PENANAyPa0wPRQEJ
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Miss:「阿月唔好喊啦」323Please respect copyright.PENANAPcaxbeVsiJ
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我:「????我冇喊呀」323Please respect copyright.PENANAbGDcOLR6wQ
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。323Please respect copyright.PENANA2xieWOUMA4
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其實我一早已經有答案。323Please respect copyright.PENANAUDu5ELbktT
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「冇呀,扑嘢咋嘛,佢有冇女關我咩事喎,還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAkvNQeLhFZj
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阿詩:「但出軌真係好仆街,點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」323Please respect copyright.PENANArWn51YmGkf
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我:「冇計啦,得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA9pDsAajaXZ
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Miss:「咁唯有祝你好運……」323Please respect copyright.PENANAQNm7oNG1W5
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「放心啦大家!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAysPbDPZ1IY
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。323Please respect copyright.PENANAyuQ9XUWWkO
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之後嗰半個月,我同大隻仔日日都傾日常,間中傾甜。323Please respect copyright.PENANAztwfzjzhB7
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同時,tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。323Please respect copyright.PENANA2DvqTk1r4n
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。323Please respect copyright.PENANAeSv3KTUWkp
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」323Please respect copyright.PENANA1YF949eAK1
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望住呢個新group名,我無奈又好笑:「屌你班友真係cls」323Please respect copyright.PENANAf7NG7oIOtM
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阿詩:「做咩喎😖」323Please respect copyright.PENANAEiUKMz9UyE
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Miss:「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」323Please respect copyright.PENANAc9PPIBo6F8
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助六:「😳」323Please respect copyright.PENANAsVzsJ9LuYI
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我:「。。。」323Please respect copyright.PENANArroTTRa0oz
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容,佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。323Please respect copyright.PENANAC18VosUJJj
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋,但慢慢我就習慣咗,甚至開始加入。323Please respect copyright.PENANAjzFkfvWvi7
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」323Please respect copyright.PENANAyfx47kzR13
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不過有時,我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。323Please respect copyright.PENANA2mXVnADt2M
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣,佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢(只係情趣嚟唔係認真的)。323Please respect copyright.PENANA3hPsURH58L
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案:「好鍾意😚😚」323Please respect copyright.PENANAFyEmkSwkWB
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢,但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話,我突然覺得好羞恥。323Please respect copyright.PENANAVKvElVYRAv
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。323Please respect copyright.PENANA4dhqGgzo8x
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「大家,我覺得自己好嘔,我就嚟精神分裂了……」323Please respect copyright.PENANAKP4DB8XlBn
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意料之中地,冇人認真回應我,個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。323Please respect copyright.PENANA3D2W7kohXd
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Miss:「鍾意😚😚」323Please respect copyright.PENANAUaccPX3MaV
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助六:「主人😖」323Please respect copyright.PENANAznmWaZpj9z
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阿詩:「嗚嗚嗚😖」323Please respect copyright.PENANA5t6pAIGGhG
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我:「屌你哋。。。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAIFmqYx1J3r
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己,但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候,我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。323Please respect copyright.PENANAQzR4aQDUiK
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「掛住主人😳」323Please respect copyright.PENANAvdNAMqCWa2
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m,呢日我突然勁緊火,於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。323Please respect copyright.PENANAYIlVALxthQ
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。323Please respect copyright.PENANAxW4MKOisOW
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屌,點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……323Please respect copyright.PENANAUULEFGlZPo
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦,一連send咗幾個message。323Please respect copyright.PENANAHFMosn7daw
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人,懷疑去咗搵女」323Please respect copyright.PENANAtETvUFjZnT
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「我要傾甜呀!!!!」323Please respect copyright.PENANALYyHBJLOtY
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「屌佢老母!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAMWdJhAQbCq
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隔咗一陣,大家終於覆我。323Please respect copyright.PENANAvdJ98kunSJ
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助六:「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」323Please respect copyright.PENANA3S90Nk2UAS
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我:「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」323Please respect copyright.PENANAvDPWanzNgp
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Miss:「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」323Please respect copyright.PENANAsvFOLoEvDe
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我:「其他人都唔啱feel……」323Please respect copyright.PENANAtvYnqQLmO1
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助六:「ok收到晒了沉船撚」323Please respect copyright.PENANAvFOnWpsnvU
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗,於是又連忙解釋:「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」323Please respect copyright.PENANApEscNvBygH
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阿詩:「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAvHrHE4jAWn
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……