睇完佢張相之後,我覆佢:「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」612Please respect copyright.PENANA7DsPO7Nn8T
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。612Please respect copyright.PENANAK8NB94FbT2
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然後我再問佢:「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」612Please respect copyright.PENANAdWN4oYCKpg
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。612Please respect copyright.PENANAcFlHR4ON8A
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「wtf」佢話:「梗係唔會……」612Please respect copyright.PENANACmiYSgpXCA
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咁都好啲。612Please respect copyright.PENANAe5rcTKZqQ3
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒,但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮,咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。612Please respect copyright.PENANAqPE5Vd5Eq8
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於是我決定扮冇事發生,繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。612Please respect copyright.PENANASJdyeuTp6Q
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之後,我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。612Please respect copyright.PENANACJLMgoa3WD
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我:「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」612Please respect copyright.PENANAas7MAV7ReT
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Miss:「?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAAQnSZKk7uz
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助六:「點」612Please respect copyright.PENANASRnckHoLyj
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我:「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔!!!!」612Please respect copyright.PENANArWZIl5PxVK
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阿詩:「圖?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAKNgGuCXz9q
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我:「我唔cap人圖的」612Please respect copyright.PENANAwIxFEghTuR
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。612Please respect copyright.PENANAmJYgJ3scKa
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助六:「冇圖講經呀??」612Please respect copyright.PENANA0wMDDGcL8f
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阿詩:「形容下有幾大隻先啦」612Please respect copyright.PENANAvaXTcQXLbk
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我:「好大隻!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAwTVcb3LuEC
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助六:「真係唔該晒」612Please respect copyright.PENANA68hk0DUkAy
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我冇理佢:「唉,本身諗住齋傾甜,但睇完佢身材相之後,我覺得我想約了。。。」612Please respect copyright.PENANAbOzSDZb0uX
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Miss:「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」612Please respect copyright.PENANAiqg1aYPSvC
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阿詩:「加一🙏🏻」612Please respect copyright.PENANAmBMu11z41S
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助六:「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」612Please respect copyright.PENANA10SVse2d1i
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我:「屌你老母」612Please respect copyright.PENANA4AaPIBejM2
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我又唔係坦克,我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌!!!612Please respect copyright.PENANAFEQkbaX7F6
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第二日,諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材,我突然有少少緊火。612Please respect copyright.PENANAevcsnJUX5e
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於是我message佢:「Hi想要肌肉相」612Please respect copyright.PENANAkroOGGlTR8
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁,於是又加多句:「學術研究🙏🏻」612Please respect copyright.PENANAegIil6eqzJ
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風,二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。612Please respect copyright.PENANAoA5l47Qp1C
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。612Please respect copyright.PENANA5UswsS1kZB
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「咁樣可以?」之後佢問。612Please respect copyright.PENANAx73E7A8ZOu
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「可以!謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。612Please respect copyright.PENANAYHXXW5A3t6
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幾秒後我又講:「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」612Please respect copyright.PENANAEaOhG90fXL
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佢問:「做咩?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAgJ8tY1JKl6
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」612Please respect copyright.PENANAMxQtoxdcmC
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了!612Please respect copyright.PENANAzQzYTwrXq1
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過咗冇耐,佢覆咗我。612Please respect copyright.PENANAK8pgm2SRwe
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「咁緊要?」佢話。612Please respect copyright.PENANA6BkqB4iv2s
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」612Please respect copyright.PENANAU9Um8jkREY
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!!!!!612Please respect copyright.PENANA6WzkQ4mYmj
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表面上,我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。612Please respect copyright.PENANAn0ovhicfql
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的:😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要?」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快!!!!!612Please respect copyright.PENANAoWrwZEW64Q
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。612Please respect copyright.PENANAEUTk1wgyXr
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」612Please respect copyright.PENANADSbv3mGwa0
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「嗚」