本身,我以為再傾多排大隻仔就會問我約唔約,到時我就可以順理成章咁(扮)怕醜應承。526Please respect copyright.PENANAaxOqKIixfn
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結果,我哋傾咗差唔多成個月,幾乎全身每個部位嘅相都交換晒。526Please respect copyright.PENANArpvB2rAP0b
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但佢就硬係唔提出話要約!526Please respect copyright.PENANAUeub8iAodA
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「好想屌你......」傾甜嗰陣佢成日都會咁同我講。526Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ul4wOPJxe
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咁你約未呀仆街!!!!!526Please respect copyright.PENANAtnQjmEWdKY
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「其實你真係咁想約咪自己同人講囉,做乜要等人講先啫。」tg group班人對我呢種明明想約但又唔肯講嘅行為好不屑。526Please respect copyright.PENANAwq63YwqAv4
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「屌,咁我之前扮怕醜扮得太投入太真吖嘛,突然間咁猴擒話約都唔知會唔會嚇親人......」526Please respect copyright.PENANAOOBZvTiFnJ
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助六覺得我嘅擔心係多餘:「屌你同我定啦,其實男人真係唔會諗咁多......」526Please respect copyright.PENANAmjKZ7HG3eG
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Miss都加把口:「同埋傾咗成個月先話約真係一啲都唔猴擒囉......」526Please respect copyright.PENANA131mgPtPc3
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而同佢哋講完一輪之後,最後我都係好廢咁決定照舊傾住先......526Please respect copyright.PENANAzzionWl5Zv
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「屌你再傾落去真係變筆友喇!!!」阿詩係最激動嗰個:「等咗你份賽後報告好耐喇!!!」526Please respect copyright.PENANAxH6NzJJBq8
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我自知理虧:「唔好意思囉......」526Please respect copyright.PENANAKmt8HCR0FY
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呢個時候,助六突然講:「不如我哋開盤賭下究竟係阿詩kiss到佢男朋友先,定係阿月約到大隻仔出嚟扑嘢先。」526Please respect copyright.PENANARhan4If2al
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我:「???」526Please respect copyright.PENANAzUJBR7hbf2
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阿詩:「????」526Please respect copyright.PENANAefJyf928aY
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事關最近阿詩同上次喺hmd識嘅男仔一齊咗,但佢哋到而家都仲未kiss過。阿詩又唔好意思主動kiss人,所以成日都好苦惱。526Please respect copyright.PENANAbeMl6VSeBE
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「我下次一定要錫到佢!」阿詩同我哋講就講得好口響,但我哋都覺得佢到時又會縮沙。526Please respect copyright.PENANAf7VmmhiIUP
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Miss唔覺得呢樣嘢有賭嘅價值:「講真佢哋兩條友都咁廢,分分鐘到下年都未分得出勝負......」526Please respect copyright.PENANAgSeq7hGIf4
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而我就好有信心:「吓我覺得我會贏阿詩囉,約大隻仔出嚟只需要打字問佢咋嘛,又唔使做啲咩,簡單好多喎。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAxGOKFhCfSd
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助六反應好快:「咁你而家即刻打字約佢出嚟。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAnUdcxjCNRd
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我當堂嚇咗一跳:「......咁又唔好咁衝動住......」526Please respect copyright.PENANABOH27ieHSx
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助六彷彿一早已經預料到我嘅反應:「廢柴。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAHtx3L0xIFV
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「真心,我買阿詩贏。」Miss講。526Please respect copyright.PENANASMlYHltr9X
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「+1」526Please respect copyright.PENANAc6CErUctTD
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「多謝大家支持!」526Please respect copyright.PENANAhFUWRPsObe
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最後成個group都冇人撐我。526Please respect copyright.PENANAYYzaPewYv9
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我以為我同阿詩嘅戰況會陷入一個膠著狀態,冇咁快分出勝負。526Please respect copyright.PENANAYWlzvGRndJ
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結果幾日後,阿詩就興奮咁喺group度宣布:「各位!我今日終於錫到我條仔喇!」526Please respect copyright.PENANAbsgtLXls3v
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「阿詩好波!」526Please respect copyright.PENANAMytgR2bXCl
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「勁到。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAi4mwSaaiBP
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「吓咁快......」死啦,乜原來我真係咁廢?!526Please respect copyright.PENANAsjcr8MldS3
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喺佢哋好興奮咁討論阿詩同男朋友仔kiss嘅過程時,我一直沉默不語,驚佢哋會問起我單嘢。526Please respect copyright.PENANALCme9C7HGY
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但阿詩冇放過我。526Please respect copyright.PENANAXIuprGebsn
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「唉!我就搞掂咗喇,所以阿月你幾時會約大隻仔呢?@阿月」526Please respect copyright.PENANA1q9QDZHQiG
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「......」我決定轉移話題:「話說我哋幾時約打牌呀?」526Please respect copyright.PENANAHY8ZxZ9Jzs
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因為我哋之前提過話想打牌。526Please respect copyright.PENANAc6i7iB2Wmf
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助六:「隨時,但唔打on9跑馬仔,太簡單太垃圾喇。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAW1YlWkDaYz
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轉移話題成功!526Please respect copyright.PENANA14Akgmp4Hk
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一方面係為咗快啲扯遠個話題,另一方面係真心想為跑馬仔辯護,我覆得好快。526Please respect copyright.PENANAVst2c5Lhbs
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「十分不認同,簡單嘅嘢永遠都係最難的。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAtPhhSkHeTX
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然後Miss突然講咗句:「例如喺搵食app度約人出去扑嘢。」526Please respect copyright.PENANA9ecKg07VyU
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助六:「😁」526Please respect copyright.PENANA8Sxm37IbJx
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阿詩:「😁」526Please respect copyright.PENANAXvO7exKrRz
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屌,做咩個話題又拉返嚟呢度。526Please respect copyright.PENANA6WtNVgVNHM
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但咁樣俾佢哋激一激,我覺得我終於忍唔到落去了!526Please respect copyright.PENANAvIEc7st31r
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佢哋已經笑咗我好耐,我真係唔可以再咁樣落去!526Please respect copyright.PENANAHRdfDLLg42
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阿月要硬起來!526Please respect copyright.PENANAR55fP6GZZC
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於是我衝動之下講咗一句:「你哋咪撚再睇死我,我今晚一定會問佢!」526Please respect copyright.PENANAB77Tk6vJSJ
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Btw,呢刻時間係夜晚九點鐘。526Please respect copyright.PENANAi2g3NpBrl3
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「快啦。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAXueLWDOyRe
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「你仲有三個鐘時間。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAMcGqWVkN4P
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「係就快喇,唔好又縮。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAtUosKtw54Z
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老實講,其實我講完嗰句之後已經有少少想縮......526Please respect copyright.PENANAwPEnHmZgCJ
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可惜礙於群眾壓力,我最後都係死死地氣咁打開咗同大隻仔嘅chat box。526Please respect copyright.PENANA4sIooUywOV
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冇事嘅阿月,好簡單啫,問一句啫。526Please respect copyright.PENANAADMsqaP9qh
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女約仔點都易過仔約女啦。526Please respect copyright.PENANAAmnWPPtZ1S
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我一邊安慰自己,一邊不斷喺腦海中搜索合適嘅詞句。526Please respect copyright.PENANAtxlQAYnmIK
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我好專心咁喺度思考要點樣打開話題,再有禮又不顯卑微咁提出約炮要求。526Please respect copyright.PENANAgLWvD0ecuk
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咁啱得咁橋,喺我仲苦苦思索要點樣講開場白嘅時候,大隻仔就online咗。526Please respect copyright.PENANAMDO3Tzs4gP
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嚇到我即刻㩒返出去。526Please respect copyright.PENANAgpUmz8GLeR
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過咗一陣,佢send咗個message嚟。526Please respect copyright.PENANAmBUKNf8RP1
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「好掛住你。」