本身,我以為再傾多排大隻仔就會問我約唔約,到時我就可以順理成章咁(扮)怕醜應承。312Please respect copyright.PENANAxhlmOIRgXa
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結果,我哋傾咗差唔多成個月,幾乎全身每個部位嘅相都交換晒。312Please respect copyright.PENANAxtu23aPDRU
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但佢就硬係唔提出話要約!312Please respect copyright.PENANAgYf6V0xF3T
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「好想屌你......」傾甜嗰陣佢成日都會咁同我講。312Please respect copyright.PENANAKzMl2gfjAz
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咁你約未呀仆街!!!!!312Please respect copyright.PENANApcmocxuZHp
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「其實你真係咁想約咪自己同人講囉,做乜要等人講先啫。」tg group班人對我呢種明明想約但又唔肯講嘅行為好不屑。312Please respect copyright.PENANAhGtrhBnxs8
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「屌,咁我之前扮怕醜扮得太投入太真吖嘛,突然間咁猴擒話約都唔知會唔會嚇親人......」312Please respect copyright.PENANAktY8lKTUJu
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助六覺得我嘅擔心係多餘:「屌你同我定啦,其實男人真係唔會諗咁多......」312Please respect copyright.PENANAXYmfWiJExf
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Miss都加把口:「同埋傾咗成個月先話約真係一啲都唔猴擒囉......」312Please respect copyright.PENANAuBjrIED6jI
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而同佢哋講完一輪之後,最後我都係好廢咁決定照舊傾住先......312Please respect copyright.PENANAGj9jZfyF7w
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「屌你再傾落去真係變筆友喇!!!」阿詩係最激動嗰個:「等咗你份賽後報告好耐喇!!!」312Please respect copyright.PENANAxBsdNdbLuK
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我自知理虧:「唔好意思囉......」312Please respect copyright.PENANAPZ9WAWOPcw
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呢個時候,助六突然講:「不如我哋開盤賭下究竟係阿詩kiss到佢男朋友先,定係阿月約到大隻仔出嚟扑嘢先。」312Please respect copyright.PENANAEHaZWCMDAW
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我:「???」312Please respect copyright.PENANAxJMzGXgood
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阿詩:「????」312Please respect copyright.PENANASj4tZOQiwd
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事關最近阿詩同上次喺hmd識嘅男仔一齊咗,但佢哋到而家都仲未kiss過。阿詩又唔好意思主動kiss人,所以成日都好苦惱。312Please respect copyright.PENANA8vi33oADng
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「我下次一定要錫到佢!」阿詩同我哋講就講得好口響,但我哋都覺得佢到時又會縮沙。312Please respect copyright.PENANAlC7YaUrckH
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Miss唔覺得呢樣嘢有賭嘅價值:「講真佢哋兩條友都咁廢,分分鐘到下年都未分得出勝負......」312Please respect copyright.PENANARUJkrQjX8g
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而我就好有信心:「吓我覺得我會贏阿詩囉,約大隻仔出嚟只需要打字問佢咋嘛,又唔使做啲咩,簡單好多喎。」312Please respect copyright.PENANAajWKoFWla0
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助六反應好快:「咁你而家即刻打字約佢出嚟。」312Please respect copyright.PENANAENo3SERv3g
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我當堂嚇咗一跳:「......咁又唔好咁衝動住......」312Please respect copyright.PENANAGX5dLeXwHN
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助六彷彿一早已經預料到我嘅反應:「廢柴。」312Please respect copyright.PENANAjO2RAwnzBG
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「真心,我買阿詩贏。」Miss講。312Please respect copyright.PENANAmgGcoQZiiq
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「+1」312Please respect copyright.PENANAHtOvmIzIiw
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「多謝大家支持!」312Please respect copyright.PENANAFY646UQNUm
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最後成個group都冇人撐我。312Please respect copyright.PENANAAFWPTDNOUz
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我以為我同阿詩嘅戰況會陷入一個膠著狀態,冇咁快分出勝負。312Please respect copyright.PENANAsmBy2669YI
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結果幾日後,阿詩就興奮咁喺group度宣布:「各位!我今日終於錫到我條仔喇!」312Please respect copyright.PENANAbnJRSZHQ5Q
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「阿詩好波!」312Please respect copyright.PENANAK4mtFeRq94
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「勁到。」312Please respect copyright.PENANAYeqf2HHwYt
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「吓咁快......」死啦,乜原來我真係咁廢?!312Please respect copyright.PENANArnK6VoAKft
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喺佢哋好興奮咁討論阿詩同男朋友仔kiss嘅過程時,我一直沉默不語,驚佢哋會問起我單嘢。312Please respect copyright.PENANA31GDKS9nyJ
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但阿詩冇放過我。312Please respect copyright.PENANAMRvrIOrQvu
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「唉!我就搞掂咗喇,所以阿月你幾時會約大隻仔呢?@阿月」312Please respect copyright.PENANAtjRtIJw3AS
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「......」我決定轉移話題:「話說我哋幾時約打牌呀?」312Please respect copyright.PENANAUVznsESwor
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因為我哋之前提過話想打牌。312Please respect copyright.PENANAB3w5EXLXAW
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助六:「隨時,但唔打on9跑馬仔,太簡單太垃圾喇。」312Please respect copyright.PENANAvHh2AmccZk
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轉移話題成功!312Please respect copyright.PENANA8XKL6JDRhM
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一方面係為咗快啲扯遠個話題,另一方面係真心想為跑馬仔辯護,我覆得好快。312Please respect copyright.PENANAEYYBkSBrJ7
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「十分不認同,簡單嘅嘢永遠都係最難的。」312Please respect copyright.PENANAhwoy4Fy40h
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然後Miss突然講咗句:「例如喺搵食app度約人出去扑嘢。」312Please respect copyright.PENANAL7ZVDRotz8
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助六:「😁」312Please respect copyright.PENANAFjDoSvMFQV
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阿詩:「😁」312Please respect copyright.PENANAuHN6hddCj7
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屌,做咩個話題又拉返嚟呢度。312Please respect copyright.PENANAAUC0Jz8ofC
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但咁樣俾佢哋激一激,我覺得我終於忍唔到落去了!312Please respect copyright.PENANANZCQ0Z6k1R
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佢哋已經笑咗我好耐,我真係唔可以再咁樣落去!312Please respect copyright.PENANAzRikYeh0wI
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阿月要硬起來!312Please respect copyright.PENANAvVnbFetHW6
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於是我衝動之下講咗一句:「你哋咪撚再睇死我,我今晚一定會問佢!」312Please respect copyright.PENANAnj8YTHMexj
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Btw,呢刻時間係夜晚九點鐘。312Please respect copyright.PENANAcpqjoLlX9t
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「快啦。」312Please respect copyright.PENANAmoSdibNTBz
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「你仲有三個鐘時間。」312Please respect copyright.PENANAYP9LYu8868
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「係就快喇,唔好又縮。」312Please respect copyright.PENANAECI7mfQasc
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老實講,其實我講完嗰句之後已經有少少想縮......312Please respect copyright.PENANAMQG1FMNabS
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可惜礙於群眾壓力,我最後都係死死地氣咁打開咗同大隻仔嘅chat box。312Please respect copyright.PENANAr4xETwJrFy
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冇事嘅阿月,好簡單啫,問一句啫。312Please respect copyright.PENANAorTR8RlLgE
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女約仔點都易過仔約女啦。312Please respect copyright.PENANAvUQ1yockRv
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我一邊安慰自己,一邊不斷喺腦海中搜索合適嘅詞句。312Please respect copyright.PENANAVxc1Zgit05
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我好專心咁喺度思考要點樣打開話題,再有禮又不顯卑微咁提出約炮要求。312Please respect copyright.PENANA29V9PuJoG4
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咁啱得咁橋,喺我仲苦苦思索要點樣講開場白嘅時候,大隻仔就online咗。312Please respect copyright.PENANASRBk9lqamY
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嚇到我即刻㩒返出去。312Please respect copyright.PENANAFGFXoeMx7U
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過咗一陣,佢send咗個message嚟。312Please respect copyright.PENANAZtAzvLEsk0
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「好掛住你。」