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「啊——！」黎Sir雙手按頭，作痛苦狀大叫。位置係訓導室。1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMYqmUmvhH
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「咪咁大聲啦！唔隔音架傻佬！」我頂佢唔順，堂堂一個老師竟然喺學生面前軟弱成咁。1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMapMtsqlwA
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黎Sir本來約我傾「將功補過」計劃嘅事，星期六我唔只參加活動，仲救人一命。件事傳到去校長度，校長好開心。加上成個活動我好落力，所以校長建議老師記我一個大功！咁我可以直接抵銷一個大過啦！1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZjxCkwBIN
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唉！不過黎Sir一見到我就冇講正經嘢，就狂呻！1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviZomI4mK6
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「你見唔見到呀？Miss Wong同李Sir一齊Lunch! 係一齊Lunch呀！ 李Sir剛剛第一日返工就約到Miss Wong 食Lunch ！ 我⋯⋯我⋯⋯啊！我識咗Miss Wong兩個幾月，佢show 都唔show我呀！冇啦冇啦！」佢雙手抓頭，啲頭髮就嚟好似假髮咁成塊頭皮扯出嚟。1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04KJVnAlOV
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「好心啦！你堂堂訓輔主任喎！睇開啲啦！」我雖然咁講，但我心情同佢一樣。老實講，我仲慘啦！睇住自己女朋友同第二個男仔食飯呀！1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFHz7ouPKh
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「匡少⋯⋯我可以點做呀？」黎Sir真係當咗我係朋友咁。1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzEijs6ZWm
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我心諗，李Sir冇可能對Miss冇意思！對我威脅都好大！雖然黎Sir都係我情敵，但我地而家有共同敵人。所以我一定要同黎Sir結盟，不過⋯⋯唉，結咩盟呀！睇見黎Sir成隻喪家狗咁，佢點同李Sir鏈？而且黎Sir唔係周Sir嘛，唔可以教黎Sir用權力搞到李Sir喺工作上唔順利嘛！1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZsSQtKl4F
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不過⋯⋯又唔可以比李Sir成日咁輕易同Miss一齊喎。可以點呢？1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDZTB40DQ2
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⋯⋯啊！有計！1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSi7qc5uY0
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「你算把啦黎Sir！ 咁嘅款學人溝女！人地李Sir連男仔都冧得掂呀！」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FeAfqLa46
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「係⋯⋯！」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5B5Q8kZCc
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「係你個頭！你個態度係咁呢，就打死一世飛機呀！」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1vSlCXoKO
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「咁我可以點呀？同李sir一樣做運動明星？我唔得架喎！」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteoAYSzy2f
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「我同你講呀！媾女大忌係將自己copy成同情敵一樣！你冇晒自己嘅特質，條女點會對你有印象呀？」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRU9pEsk3IY
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「咁又係⋯⋯」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hAil0h8d7
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「但唔洗愁嘅！第一，你要有自信先。麻煩，執下外表。衣著談吐呢啲！仲有食嘢唔好講嘢周圍噴！睇多啲黃子華，訓練自己幽默感呀！」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiW8B6uPWK
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「係⋯⋯」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAWKztDMjz
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「第二，『諗你有嘅嘢，唔好諗冇嘅嘢？」估唔到偉神金句都有用喎！1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFJwMij1R8
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「即係點呀？」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7UosqbMk9
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「慢慢諗啦！嗱！第三，好緊要架！留心啲聽。」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILNeRbImuS
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黎Sir哄個耳仔埋嚟，我好認真咁講：「同李Sir做好朋友！」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXgxGHp5PR
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「得咩？」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnmyEistCQ
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「得呀！因為⋯⋯」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwQGay1WVe
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然後我提出我嘅分析比黎Sir聽。據我觀察李Sir係典型世界仔，要R fd唔難。而佢初入我地貴校咩都唔識，如果有訓輔主任做明燈，李Sir一定會痴住黎Sir。1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2nfFODWMh
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「咁你地熟咗。下次李Sir同Miss Wong 食Lunch, 咁未預埋你囉！」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbElLoX2xiE
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「係喎！」黎Sir恍然大悟咁叫：「係好方法喎！」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFl1uVU0sy7
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「咁抵送多個優點比我啦！」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEoYeHq4Fi
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「多謝匡少！」黎Sir講完，就對我擺咗個拳頭出嚟，叫咗聲：「Brother!」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdDGuinwX5
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我冷笑咗下，叫：「Brother !」1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhXuDj0v5n
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拳碰拳！1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DQ5I39mhp
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Miss絕對會好介意我做埋啲幼稚野搞李Sir， 我同李Sir唔同一個高度，硬撼必死。所以我需要一個同李Sir同一高度嘅傀儡，我就做木偶師背後操縱住。呢個傀儡就係黎Sir！1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzO74ZBBkd
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黎Sir絕對唔會係Miss鍾意嘅類型。所以我好放心將佢擺喺Miss身邊。更重要係，我要過一兩招比黎Sir，等佢慢慢成為李Sir威脅！我就係要李Sir綁手綁腳，要媾Miss都唔會咁簡單！當李Sir覺得黎Sir係威脅時，佢就唔可以專心媾Miss。1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvO9nubTF5
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總之就——1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDC2KaYtYll
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Let Them Fight！1913Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7wREmJD2Q
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