我媽正親切地為我們三人盛飯,我打開串流播放起作為背景聲的地理頻道,即使我心知肚明根本沒人會理會。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAMcKLtxeRY1
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「條魚係佢老豆新鮮係海釣既。」我媽說,「保證生猛。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAIiQbEdENOD
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「Uncle成日出海?」我右邊的妍妍問。1249Please respect copyright.PENANA7US1Qp5aeE
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「係呀,佢兩父子都係個D一但專注於自己愛好就旁若無人,咩都唔理個種人黎。」我媽說。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAeJFNt4xcbm
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閒話家常呢,很好很好。1249Please respect copyright.PENANATtrZOYHZgI
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「係呢。」童桐望向妍妍,「我同你先第二次見,你又無同呀遊見咁多年,我地三個了解下大家呀。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANArnWill0CIa
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我媽停住了筷子,一臉期待,她連裝也不裝了。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAOBKRQp4VfA
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「我地報下Status先 ?」童桐說。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAKZExM2CQ9f
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我停住了筷子,一臉不安。1249Please respect copyright.PENANABIyzdvOBb9
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「哦,好呀。」妍妍笑著說,「呀遊,你先。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANA3apeSH9vC2
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看吧。1249Please respect copyright.PENANArNnuvBCeKi
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「A0。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAAbB5znbnzu
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「噢。」兩位請不要一臉理所當然的臉。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAQUKj0I9lnb
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「後生野黎既?咩係報Status?」我媽決定落井下石。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAg1LgKaI9ty
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「報Status,即係自報自己的戀愛歷史和狀態,通常開頭係A,O;A代表單身,O代表拍緊拖,雖然仲有其他代號,但多數係呢2個。」童桐解釋。1249Please respect copyright.PENANA5FDOF3lrE8
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「點解單身係A?」我媽望住我問,「Alone?」1249Please respect copyright.PENANA7yDdm2yLEo
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你問對人了。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAMbQWSKi0Uj
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「無錯。」我故意點頭,Alone這解釋非常合理。1249Please respect copyright.PENANA2nraPB7XiV
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「唔係囉!」童桐說,「A係Available, 唔係Alone呀!而O係Occupied,拍緊拖咁解,後面既數字係包括現任既拍拖次數。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAde38GlIUcy
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「所以A0就係單身而且從未拍過拖…」我媽一臉如夢初醒,以後向我投以憐憫眼神。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAn4xm9XotTp
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「係呀,生而為人,好對唔住。」我說。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAttx2RvtuSe
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「咁你呢,妍妍/童桐。」兩個女生異口同聲地問對方。1249Please respect copyright.PENANA73ucEKXIao
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撞聲後,化成一片安靜。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAW0Du2kRCJy
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這如同劍客決鬥前的肅穆,牛仔拔槍前的蕭瑟。1249Please respect copyright.PENANA25BQwIruPH
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飯廳中,只剩下亞基的呼吸聲,冷氣低沉的隆隆聲。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAKMawZHKksA
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身邊恍如升起了重重的蜘蛛網,蛛絲卻在腳下交錯成棋盤,對奕就在某看不到之處開始。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAudaN6wlZnt
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我清楚知道童桐是A3,中學兩次大學一次,這年紀很正常的數字。1249Please respect copyright.PENANATqYvaDziUS
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至於妍妍,就要視她如何定義拍拖了,如果生意來往也算的話恐怕數字說出來嚇死人。1249Please respect copyright.PENANADQKRNt8Cy9
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「……」大家都不說話。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAdUBYMmO6Xu
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狗窩中的亞基正伏在地上搖著尾巴左看看童桐右看看妍妍。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAhJALd8fyKc
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但其實二人都不知道對方真實數字。1249Please respect copyright.PENANArJ2OzcYF0e
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換句話說,撒謊也是可以的。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAM01m7UtTeE
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但這關係到自我形象。數字說得少,就好像自己是個沒人要的廢物,沒長大,入世未深的小女孩。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAER75RNvKB8
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相反,數字說得多,自己就如見一個愛一個的濫交女一樣,來者不拒,見異思遷。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAYz45c0x1MO
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這是一場如大話骰的搏奕。1249Please respect copyright.PENANApCDosjWUFq
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「你咁靚女,一定多人追到A380啦,妍妍。」童桐說。1249Please respect copyright.PENANA5GiQYwGYDm
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「A380又不至於,正正常常,都係大家都有Feel先一齊咁,我都係個對感情認真既人黎。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAnmwftgfyJr
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妍妍在撒謊。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAZdBJbKAwzM
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「咁咪幾好,我都唔鐘意D人只睇樣,內在,有Feel,夾到對方先最緊要。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAk9hcyAVomx
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童桐也在撒謊。1249Please respect copyright.PENANA12tLZcO2wz
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雖然這也是她的官方說法,但只要想想植嵐晨便知道她完全在胡說八道。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAzD2leha29s
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「咁你Status係?」妍妍問。1249Please respect copyright.PENANA0tdbe7pz3f
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「A3.」童桐小心翼翼地坦白。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAPylildXx3K
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不過因為這是很合理的答案,根本沒說謊的必要。1249Please respect copyright.PENANATTTgOIKbiP
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「你呢,妍妍。」輪到對方回答。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAPeCoKpzHfN
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「…A1。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANA62MWJZWiQk
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這謊撒得太明顯了,連我媽也把眼神挪向一旁以免自己發笑,我把西蘭花猛塞到口中以免自己胡說甚麼。1249Please respect copyright.PENANA0x39qdLiY9
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「你之前個3個,包唔包括呀遊?」妍妍明知故問。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAS0rJokWZpL
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「無啦。」我搶先回答。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAEeGgHslxU6
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「岩岩你話唔只睇樣,內在,有Feel,夾到對方先最緊要…睇黎呀遊無內在,同你無Feel,亦夾唔到你。」妍妍說。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAh2Liy57n7b
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「唔…唔係咁…」馬上被自己回力鏢擊中的童桐落於下風,又不好意奚落我。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAYymFITrfwu
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不要緊的,童桐。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAiERU7zhVFu
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自我踐踏可是我強項。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAuwDAePDuop
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「咁我都知自己同其他人比,無咩可取之處既。」我救場說,「你同嵐晨進展成點?童桐。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANArKmrye9QjG
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「…約緊睇戲,間中會出黎食飯咁。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAC1ghD0ILXY
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「哦?個日個個大隻仔。」妍妍說,「男神女神,都的確襯既。係未呀,呀遊?」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAMs1PCWwxKF
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「……」才不…1249Please respect copyright.PENANAVFGxFfsOBE
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「呀遊?」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAuPfdhncl9Y
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「嗯…嗯。」我回過神說。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAR9bb0jAVRo
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連我也在撒謊。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAbHXI4jRFTr
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我媽說:「童桐又識到新男朋友啦?」1249Please respect copyright.PENANA8nB4QI56PV
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「未!姨姨,未呀!我地只係朋友…」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAvXnD2XT7bJ
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「咁未同呀遊一樣囉,朋,友。」妍妍笑著說,「咁你都有機會啫,呀遊,你試唔試下追童桐?」1249Please respect copyright.PENANADJEeHujiyz
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單刀直入!!1249Please respect copyright.PENANAv5krJvaaTm
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「我…呃,我,嗯…呃…」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAioeD4V1CPC
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感覺所有腦神經都纏成一團,雖說我早就在追童桐,但說出口又是另一回事,在童桐面前說出口更加等於表白,這這這…但說不會又是自打嘴吧自斷後路…1249Please respect copyright.PENANAHrogR5Gzpk
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「定你唔想追?」妍妍。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAGvA209OnXQ
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「又唔係…」1249Please respect copyright.PENANA2noEvhhnct
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「即係想追喇,所以…即係你其實鐘意童桐啦,呀遊?」1249Please respect copyright.PENANA7CzPwbozay
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妍妍一口氣把我與童桐同時逼進死角,如上演著甚麼將軍抽車的精湛棋藝一樣,我突然發現那天在水上樂園之中,她的心計是真實的。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAT70LZSl5ue
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童桐望向我,卻好像在期待甚麼答覆一樣。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAVhbFCS8IC7
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但有時沒答覆也是一種答覆。1249Please respect copyright.PENANARhSMGyYd8n
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「再唔行動,佢就同個個植嵐晨係埋一齊架啦。」妍妍這句倒中肯。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAhOYFz7cw1a
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「…咁都無計。」我淡然說。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAWW745vALrP
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「呀遊你…」1249Please respect copyright.PENANA0lpXf6fYM6
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「岩岩你都識話,佢兩個襯。」我冷冷地說,「我去拎梳打水飲。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAdzsTxK9Ogg
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[邊輪到我]我把這四字吞回肚中,離席走向雪櫃。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAnNMQa07XxM
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「童桐有鐘意既人,而呀遊又唔介意你同個個植嵐晨係埋一齊。」妍妍在我身後總結起來,「所以呀遊並唔係鐘意童桐,而童桐亦唔鐘意呀遊。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAjOpHFGaLEw
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「我當童桐係…屋企人咁。」我說。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAk8EoWhmZDC
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「呵呵,屋企人,呵呵。」妍妍的笑容不懷好意。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAcJSiXoW97S
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「我都係…雖然呀遊細過我幾個月,但我當佢係阿哥咁…」1249Please respect copyright.PENANA0CONVacmqj
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「好呀,咁我追呀遊啦?」妍妍不以為然地說。1249Please respect copyright.PENANASwmR3OQDiE
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「唔得!!!」童桐激動地拍案站起來。1249Please respect copyright.PENANA7JK4UDudkV
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「汪!」亞基高興地跳起來起哄。1249Please respect copyright.PENANA7iIKMOqttk
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……1249Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5UE8kg99i
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…1249Please respect copyright.PENANABImOPtT0xs
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又是尷尬的死寂。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAg57arwHDG0
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「你唔係有自己鐘意既人?我追呀遊關你咩事?」妍妍問。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAdyWmPEOaXF
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童桐面對這樣正面而猛烈的強襲,只能紅著臉低頭坐下支吾其詞。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAqmV8Vdc7n5
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不愧是PTGF, 在與人接觸交際談判方面,妍妍展現出強大的壓制力。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAd4xkvMztf2
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「我…呃…我…」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAggR2any7TM
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「你只係自私,童桐。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAgsC5VFffS8
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「嗄?」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAy38CdgeyGR
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「你愛既人既唔係植嵐晨,而唔係呀遊,而係你自己。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAtgZwcS3oJM
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「我…先唔係…」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAij9LB236vb
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「你既想有植嵐晨呢種高大靚仔既男朋友,但又想呀遊留係你身邊,有咩事佢可以對你溫柔同保護你,你想魚與熊掌兼得。」妍妍嗤之以鼻說,「你愛既人,只係你自己。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANASEROhwRBVU
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我媽不但沒生氣,還看得樂在其中,也不打算解圍介入。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAjQjpHjOW32
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「點解你要咁講?搞到好似你對童桐抱有敵意咁。」我輕拍童桐肩膊以示安慰。1249Please respect copyright.PENANA4cqv0EHS1d
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但…1249Please respect copyright.PENANA8e5rSeRdEx
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妍妍說得好像,有點說服力。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAbILivDbOwZ
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被我一問,她卻是一臉如夢初醒的樣子,然後別過頭去:「無…無咩,只係睇唔過眼佢咁貪心,一時間就…」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAZMXLAjAGhh
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「妍妍,你咁多年無見過我,所以你唔明。但我同童桐有自己既相處,自己既距離。」我說,「你唔好再難為童桐,佢有佢既自由,佢既幸福…係屬於佢自己既選擇。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAAtXuRClnUI
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而不是屬於我。1249Please respect copyright.PENANACjoR7LIwsV
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但我還是試圖保護童桐。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAhOOwgCvPRc
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「…但佢講得岩,我對你好唔公平,呀遊。」童桐卻說。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAQiHJD1DsRA
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甚麼。1249Please respect copyright.PENANA1PLjjGNakE
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「我唔應該浪費你時間,唔應該一路拖住你,我應該俾一個確實答案你。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANA6DT3GoG374
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不要。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAJCfGDqhmGW
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童桐深深吸一口氣:「其實我……」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAuXQtHVD70d
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「咩都好啦,我覺得有D野在心中就可以。」我瞬速打斷。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAb0C17UwOk0
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「咦?」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAFAm4xjQhzX
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「唔使講出口,亦唔使講到明,呢份係我同你之間既默契,唔係咩?」我輕摸童桐的頭髮,「唔好逼自己。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANA1rmSKDOXsI
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童桐輕輕地把頭湊向我,不知是在撒嬌還是有其他意思。1249Please respect copyright.PENANA8FPdLk3K38
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「要唔要?」我笑著看她,把一罐梳打水放到她旁邊。1249Please respect copyright.PENANAcdjIfIfMZF
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「要~唔該,嘻嘻。」1249Please respect copyright.PENANAH9K1xsQYxn
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妍妍搖頭嘆氣,從嘴型上可以看得出她在說[傻仔]二字。1249Please respect copyright.PENANA7tzJh5y1fJ
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但這還未結束。