得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iHt2pFeJN
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4qC1UDFGd
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助六：「不意外」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCdEezQI4Q
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCceOIl3VB
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb8j6nCfNN
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebRxjfZR9T
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6gtaFUyx9
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其實我一早已經有答案。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡig0Hkrinr0
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnuPY89MKq
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOCzA2Hojr
565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7rRMXZvTk
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP9d2h7HrU
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvuMGpSfbE
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「放心啦大家！」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29soyNW3PZ
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPAT2mC2tG
565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPBS4tzSCg
之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnHQKu6XbN
565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z6qYkH4TJ
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBGCm0Hvtf
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUmPaqHEdO
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtrLCi4Z74
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zZQ6QAMcL
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jqFwP1orx
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvafn1jZnUL
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助六：「😳」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89YFrIxz7n
565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNIWMKuaMH
我：「。。。」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFtXOUmsDW
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuemgK9THx2
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y3ritXu70
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsRgq699Au
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGQVPPpkkt
565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDymTpf6xY
有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhdlerqk6R
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oIFXIqeCn
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNdOCzjfY7
565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9Tacu976w
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOKcRUwL0j
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9VtqYIPTb
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCJWaDUuAK
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYB9v2hQNu
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助六：「主人😖」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsgQBN06ZP
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqoqfualBS
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我：「屌你哋。。。」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8h7HtB3EbT
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAeNwJ61HB
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「掛住主人😳」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpZ7eO0keJ
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBPoBbhRpD
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OmqbhQqWc
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmiedHXB4Q
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmL0LWbErya
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2il9XDuSRb
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEelHPB0pa
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「屌佢老母！」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfTKALAswp
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4jJX6eR1L
565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRLYnDv9q9
助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRpc8ZgLv0
565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIJ3JmC6KT
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ2bcT6Yf3
565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXH3GnvDzUo
Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsg7r1i72I
565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUf67RjBxZC
我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2ArFXn1dK
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWr5Wb11cZ
565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0jWI6k5yU
我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEWqOloaL8
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」565Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4T3S6MSJM
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
