睇完佢張相之後,我覆佢:「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」368Please respect copyright.PENANA5JV17XHlXc
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。368Please respect copyright.PENANAmiXpExPBnY
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然後我再問佢:「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」368Please respect copyright.PENANAzD1QOJ9NY5
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。368Please respect copyright.PENANA3D8rEXpe8C
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「wtf」佢話:「梗係唔會……」368Please respect copyright.PENANA5x6Uw7CMcb
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咁都好啲。368Please respect copyright.PENANA6tXOO7eXZH
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒,但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮,咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。368Please respect copyright.PENANAkDd29nPIzt
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於是我決定扮冇事發生,繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。368Please respect copyright.PENANAkxxEy3E5Bd
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之後,我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。368Please respect copyright.PENANANOtz8QMOv3
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我:「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」368Please respect copyright.PENANAoWs6HtbOp8
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Miss:「?」368Please respect copyright.PENANANREt17Qffd
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助六:「點」368Please respect copyright.PENANAIjcQMRCwSn
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我:「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔!!!!」368Please respect copyright.PENANAlnCiuOFziv
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阿詩:「圖?」368Please respect copyright.PENANABBzju27Abr
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我:「我唔cap人圖的」368Please respect copyright.PENANAMYpEVNSqGm
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。368Please respect copyright.PENANATvC2c3Csxb
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助六:「冇圖講經呀??」368Please respect copyright.PENANA6DJodMqopj
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阿詩:「形容下有幾大隻先啦」368Please respect copyright.PENANAsDSKYcpf2G
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我:「好大隻!」368Please respect copyright.PENANAb2L06LaNju
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助六:「真係唔該晒」368Please respect copyright.PENANAcbu2akSmoo
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我冇理佢:「唉,本身諗住齋傾甜,但睇完佢身材相之後,我覺得我想約了。。。」368Please respect copyright.PENANADxXDTN6VYY
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Miss:「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」368Please respect copyright.PENANAVWUkSUeNez
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阿詩:「加一🙏🏻」368Please respect copyright.PENANA2y45Y15Qdn
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助六:「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」368Please respect copyright.PENANA9tSXAn7Vbd
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我:「屌你老母」368Please respect copyright.PENANABo2uqXD9Zc
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我又唔係坦克,我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌!!!368Please respect copyright.PENANA3xbVXKWkbp
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第二日,諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材,我突然有少少緊火。368Please respect copyright.PENANAmWnWJFjIqk
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於是我message佢:「Hi想要肌肉相」368Please respect copyright.PENANA5JH4CxDCww
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁,於是又加多句:「學術研究🙏🏻」368Please respect copyright.PENANAtcxR0kwit4
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風,二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。368Please respect copyright.PENANAAgw19oH7VW
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。368Please respect copyright.PENANA8JpPMWkkCC
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「咁樣可以?」之後佢問。368Please respect copyright.PENANAH6qewoJf9g
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「可以!謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。368Please respect copyright.PENANAzmYLcz1ofU
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幾秒後我又講:「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」368Please respect copyright.PENANA6lFti10UoP
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佢問:「做咩?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAUueobjE5NG
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」368Please respect copyright.PENANAILwkonLVrE
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了!368Please respect copyright.PENANAwcjOibJvUl
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過咗冇耐,佢覆咗我。368Please respect copyright.PENANA00hWWoik0b
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「咁緊要?」佢話。368Please respect copyright.PENANA5rlvJ8PYJU
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAeHnzQVVW6y
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!!!!!368Please respect copyright.PENANAQGfmtpNWtI
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表面上,我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。368Please respect copyright.PENANAgKl7bSmklU
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的:😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要?」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快!!!!!368Please respect copyright.PENANAk9hcG3POOU
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。368Please respect copyright.PENANA5DW9AwKj3y
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」368Please respect copyright.PENANAYeWtxZWH4I
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「嗚」