得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpidMdud1t1
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sIJtJr5tO
「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEDFq4BlA3
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuID82EYoZF
助六：「不意外」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVZTY8TEXf
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelUfchDhUY
阿詩：「嗱都話啦」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2Vb4PKvar
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjatpTBDqQ
Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIhl1vnhK8
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyup11UdrS
我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTp6HHAcaAJ
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRkSxZiK6l
「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nsbEn2CMd
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsQaUTwBXI
其實我一早已經有答案。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcFNnyqUj3
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWBopqgH78
「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS5RieKNBU
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkq1a6D3aKL
阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6ghtEW48z
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSB8UfjX0I
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLRqQfWMx7
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweZKB2m7Fn
Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyVxG7NFtt
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBxXHbvRRL
「放心啦大家！」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWNPcLOMpC
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4S01pTXMcd
我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7RudC66KF
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz7UPmJJWv
之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7uHF7fmSM
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGr3VKH92w
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQyIGdrDTb
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1jnIpB0HT
佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy0XTQpyLU
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAALTRPYVj
「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BaQMcytFV
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLwDXH3Xqf
望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBD1qRR02T
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIQ4cxdD19
阿詩：「做咩喎😖」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCnXgVta8Q
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs3D3frK6p
Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9Q4C0aFLv
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNLzbmIlCG
助六：「😳」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuBEHzuNBu
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvZZtWG5KS
我：「。。。」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjlA7zeNHN
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptx3ilbC9L
自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOieNkqMfC
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eotpjZB6w
一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPZlY3CKxI
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45xXthTuy2
「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEdF1GbJBB
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkymeb1z5e
不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4SEWU2XRB
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ6hQA85Zd
有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDo8VSV7fdh
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn67vVPL8bD
我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjhPcyEq1Q
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOZmGX7RX1
嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSoc9PVs2D
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa8xYKfohB
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡultGKNhqVF
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCi5OcnvOMK
「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZTl4kUPSy
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjbG90r4xk
意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9G0LebwPj
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ozPjpRiI3
Miss：「鍾意😚😚」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLQ2GVVg0r
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDahkhvVUFy
助六：「主人😖」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZpXj9iYop
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OEGv3TdKX
阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq2wp2FDbK
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqx6cpaEoW
我：「屌你哋。。。」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli13SFNT4k
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95AcpJ8vax
雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbepHXM5G0
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09KrawNgcJ
「掛住主人😳」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3vy28umbQ
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8v46TAzj0
唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzO1GV3IfX
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUk4snXQ7e
結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yRl5ffOsP
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHrXTh1flB
屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjsjRnHDlN
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXrcfqjQ2c
我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvYGEeZV0H
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFL6sWLbvGc
「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLy5aY1zarv
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCc5BKdRTc
「我要傾甜呀！！！！」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3S0DEs6sU
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pl8RD7mL3
「屌佢老母！」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzRSMNBOZA
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NEJpRBbeq
隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41e535pLYw
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiuLCdyv1U
助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDNVDt52p5
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERE7mbd9FV
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsQvBx4eJs
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNzhjBDonw
Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGPpws6uCL
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuVzDkLcEl
我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8XsCGeCp1
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GbNjvES1B
助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aXlmi0AaQ
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb68iqCGiRd
我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzC9YsSBUP
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVIQsw3aKy
阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuylc1t0YaA
629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs6jzWvr47
我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
