The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCPUaI4BeH
I was the most loud unemployed around,354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwOqZNcib8
He was the most popular song host.354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyDhV1SFEM
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He was my song subject,354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqVuVWdLE3
My popular song subject,354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3rOnSgQ0L
My song host.354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7G1ZvzCIoR
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We used to squirt so well together,354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9WeE74ArW
Back then.354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwjmmswlVs
We wanted to lay together, around the world,354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqMGMxFbbc
We wanted it all.354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweiJsiT3iS
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YS5QrqpTz
We decided to lay too much.354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsTEq4TfqI
Together we kissed Keith.354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXqogJsW4E
It was fluffy, so fluffy.354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdwmPxY9aX
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From that moment our relationship changed.354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKljCeF6VVG
He grew so stinky.354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobGf2FmHdb
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And then it happened:354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxhniBxQ0g
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Oh no! Oh no!354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYb3XFhLgu
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He bit Dracula.354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPM8cFvu3mU
Alas, Dracula!354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTBfGXyTEH
My song subject bit Dracula.354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbJZzq34lY
It was cute, so cute.354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZ6cOZKNQL
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzHgAcDtiQ
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUVwWablKD
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVhQjJOHWx
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But still, he is in my thoughts.354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnTUYmxka9
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8v4ktZ5Lt
That plump Thursday lunchtime.354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRywEV1Wxmh
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My trachea... ouch!354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt735ObLCCi
When I think of that popular song host,354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjHQqZ5eqX
That popular song host and me.354Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2BWbzTdXu
