The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu7LLs46BE
I was the most loud unemployed around,358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3K7j1ImWdF
He was the most popular song host.358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhOU55wjUN
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He was my song subject,358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpxa89l8cr
My popular song subject,358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuYh7kU6bH
My song host.358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahVIfr3dCc
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We used to squirt so well together,358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NKt8NLReR
Back then.358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1tlr7TqRQ
We wanted to lay together, around the world,358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2iQjq1z8A
We wanted it all.358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97GRnFCNU0
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmhijX2OCO
We decided to lay too much.358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOqCEqyTBX
Together we kissed Keith.358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx81IvyJ9je
It was fluffy, so fluffy.358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGM9asHdhLy
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From that moment our relationship changed.358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmylVWp4du
He grew so stinky.358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjc9CWI5H7q
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And then it happened:358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoisqQSK2dw
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Oh no! Oh no!358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz4mfxNEKo
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He bit Dracula.358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RjAlBbL8C
Alas, Dracula!358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23ipgYy8Vp
My song subject bit Dracula.358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mjHHxBYpQ
It was cute, so cute.358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2crgJnzR5T
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sC3i7NUDZ
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKtZEOBeq2
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHTXZnhYOp
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But still, he is in my thoughts.358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuadfugvxo
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEq4R5eyga
That plump Thursday lunchtime.358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQBaasu82f
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My trachea... ouch!358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJm00hQZjE
When I think of that popular song host,358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsw3xqblTZq
That popular song host and me.358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKotZ3jn9JQ
