The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:332Please respect copyright.PENANA2rOaIAHCez
I was the most loud unemployed around,332Please respect copyright.PENANAtew61pSXwq
He was the most popular song host.332Please respect copyright.PENANASlmJJZlYUw
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He was my song subject,332Please respect copyright.PENANAzAiGIeoWaF
My popular song subject,332Please respect copyright.PENANAldRFYAOyjJ
My song host.332Please respect copyright.PENANA7TfZhjxven
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We used to squirt so well together,332Please respect copyright.PENANAfbDkWqd905
Back then.332Please respect copyright.PENANAoQptHAyS7H
We wanted to lay together, around the world,332Please respect copyright.PENANA1NRCwrVVov
We wanted it all.332Please respect copyright.PENANAenoxwWW3It
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,332Please respect copyright.PENANAb1MFjt5wkA
We decided to lay too much.332Please respect copyright.PENANAGMYyNqsqjE
Together we kissed Keith.332Please respect copyright.PENANAsQ2cAp42oE
It was fluffy, so fluffy.332Please respect copyright.PENANAG6lCmOPh66
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From that moment our relationship changed.332Please respect copyright.PENANAeTYnoeEOIK
He grew so stinky.332Please respect copyright.PENANAQWBFbOGqGb
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And then it happened:332Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5fGNGQxIT
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Oh no! Oh no!332Please respect copyright.PENANAnQJrI6wGaL
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He bit Dracula.332Please respect copyright.PENANARFOh2CUsf2
Alas, Dracula!332Please respect copyright.PENANAfP2lZ3GgyY
My song subject bit Dracula.332Please respect copyright.PENANAg362YBMv4j
It was cute, so cute.332Please respect copyright.PENANA2fQf1Nf3lM
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,332Please respect copyright.PENANA0BJj7sIp0Q
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,332Please respect copyright.PENANAarU4vWj8qP
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)332Please respect copyright.PENANABI4oT1n2sa
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But still, he is in my thoughts.332Please respect copyright.PENANAFij7jiEQTP
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,332Please respect copyright.PENANA9ONKDP7ROL
That plump Thursday lunchtime.332Please respect copyright.PENANALemqe47xyt
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My trachea... ouch!332Please respect copyright.PENANAUR1PYKvcdr
When I think of that popular song host,332Please respect copyright.PENANAnYSr4w5GJN
That popular song host and me.332Please respect copyright.PENANADfUZAO5YId