Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAXUvMrQKs
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsEVuHojEj
Invading my mind day and through the night,473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5acIHU4lJ
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pxKJxfNOA
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyswWpMqo45
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURCo1b8SMc
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofkugcl4Re
And the springtime has the sad graduate.473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiyrF0nGfw
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvak1RJh9h
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WgEgCaGC7
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApgkmIEeNW
My hate for you is the fine compromise.473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUUtAsVwAz
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3z6fwuiGSI
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3t7QCnlkb
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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