Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cD3GLoZar
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIf2whBOlT
Invading my mind day and through the night,500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJ0XDjwtUV
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ummxk98qD
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajYD5oqJGt
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHD3RZWaBT
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmLg2qhlHa
And the springtime has the sad graduate.500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcKKUuOGuU
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRqK7VnDhi
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gfsxWuyin
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBlBYNKt36
My hate for you is the fine compromise.500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgpH70kydY
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLTuLoNXmf
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEVMmkAwBZ
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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