這手機八成是中毒了！1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVYFgqSWEL
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5thO3MHOw
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvt9JLZtO1f
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiPUn4fo4D
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比方說最早的這一則：1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaai6MzBxpS
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0xc1Ni0Da
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuu47U3pOXi
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXLCQAGHbm
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOi2k37kM5
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9RlM1XwfG
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刪掉！1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ61KeN8EeB
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclh6sL38LD
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrnphxdQoF
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9QFFkpMGd
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosoLzO7Sxm
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38lc0wX1G5
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfFFvz8435
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZxgI1t2Np
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其它還有像...1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixmH1VcjWB
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6jZy0me4W
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2boh25mAE
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53G9WqiMdS
我沒有存款！1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSb5eUbJtn
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgHrrwABBq
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我也沒有朋友！！1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccW0TL2rKv
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnLo4RPq8A
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPbN84jZKg
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFECHuziRKr
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3O6gXTejQ
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SC36LrzFd
1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdObGjswAZi刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezjlEYvqUI
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmxpjLjRJ4
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf39HihPSYk
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TZzuMc6Om
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1014Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjjQYvbDNj
