這手機八成是中毒了！982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWfs12tGFZ
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSts7R2Jiw
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiqITvNbJL
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqldAOlIjh5
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比方說最早的這一則：982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhnIt9Y8QJ
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQt3eRcFzY
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSxXxqkJ0t
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCFLKJ2cLb
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESYK2GnYsh
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqadNzojGb
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumzzZDv6bP
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0p0pHF8yFq
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43rrAXBYzL
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXleb2IYtqO
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPz4CIuAsR2
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6yHfqzssB
刪掉！982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAWtbJ0wXS
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RbbjzC7Os
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7Onmqmf80
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiuQ8gQ6Wb
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVLHtq4oG9
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWw83dulFuC
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELCg8YjQlu
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSwgivGQsJ
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkdQogQ4nB
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVD51bq0Ry
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY07jaHx2uy
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCtAXgpqQr
其它還有像...982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeEL8N4qmD
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOb9X7xtD8
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFczmFYyaj
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqlgCmnyFB
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXwUy5Ubs2
我沒有存款！982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQo3UFJAZj
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjECRXomC4
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrFGR6J0Db
我也沒有朋友！！982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMK2E5GX1H
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qKWVpzjDn
老公！我被綁架到異世界了...982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ589BL9oDmN
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79kWYWbCV6
我更沒有女朋友！！！982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvD0yEhfkAJ
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbjIxzaogr
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnxaKqslKg
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WAxfJzLq4
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDq197bHAp
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUooKZUGJJ刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYX8mIYFxr
982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzBRo6xrcN
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34rBDAKQ7x
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUZ21RzLQ7
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVGoN86dsL
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」982Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jmxJsYHYt
