我開始試著和光球(小夜燈)講道理...994Please respect copyright.PENANAEVpb0zNf1i
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「那個...其實我是不小心手滑按到的。」994Please respect copyright.PENANAruwxIqwfaK
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「嗚噎?所以!難道你要拒絕一個神明精心為你準備,充滿驚喜與歡笑與的異世界之旅嗎?」994Please respect copyright.PENANAyDnRZkSMTa
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小夜燈大人冒著令人疑惑的紫藍色光芒,用帶著濃濃鼻音的哭腔反問我。994Please respect copyright.PENANA5VhUtyqeQn
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「呃!不是,只不過這麼突然的離開,家人和朋友也會因此而擔心的啊。」994Please respect copyright.PENANAU6IXAyEcZL
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突然打出感情牌,是因為再怎麼說,我也是個曾經熱衷過穿越動漫的年輕人,很清楚這時候正是拗福利的緊要關頭。994Please respect copyright.PENANA9hTQjzdAPw
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「這你不用擔心,存在感薄弱的你,並沒有給身邊的人留下多少值得為你傷心的回憶。」994Please respect copyright.PENANAUCwMd1C5SG
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小夜燈大人不假思索的回答,是一記猛烈的正中直球,扎心!994Please respect copyright.PENANAX0xrXpl3A8
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「啊啊~是啊!偉大的神明大人吶~」994Please respect copyright.PENANAu6amOKHXFu
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這時候也只能自暴自棄的搏一把了!994Please respect copyright.PENANAlH9FDBIYJR
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「如您所見,您眼前這卑微的子民我,就是個學識經歷蒼白、經濟生活貧困、情感世界匱乏...」994Please respect copyright.PENANApNVYzNBOYS
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「呣嗯~的確是個一無是處的男人。」994Please respect copyright.PENANANygqcB5zxR
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小夜燈大人過份直率而爽朗的回答,真讓人忍不住擔心祂沒有朋友。994Please respect copyright.PENANAEkh3zJKTQs
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不過,話既然都說到這個份上,我也就坦誠的...994Please respect copyright.PENANACOwWMcAHT3
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「總之,我佷清楚自己的斤兩,像這種突然降臨的幸運實在太可疑了。」994Please respect copyright.PENANAjo7gW6BcMj
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小夜燈大人似乎也被這自我嫌棄的發言給懾住,五顏六色的光芒此起彼落的閃了好一陣子,994Please respect copyright.PENANAe3naIfnD0Z
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最後才弱弱的問了一聲:994Please respect copyright.PENANAbmj6p83a1f
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「如果...我是說假設!就是有一天,你突然有了七億,你會想做些什麼事情?」994Please respect copyright.PENANACZn7F539pb
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「嚯嗬嗬嗬嗬嗬~這還用問嘛!當然是買房炒地皮,再交他三五個女朋友,每天過著酒池肉林的快樂生活啊!」994Please respect copyright.PENANAJfT6dkXpot
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「那如果...一樣是假設!就是當你炒房賺了更多、更多的錢,接下來你又會做些什麼事?」994Please respect copyright.PENANAGQndZ7Z1BO
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「呣哼哼哼~如果是這樣?當然是開一家房地產公司,買更多的地,炒更多的房,再交他七八個名模女友,天天享受酒池肉林的美好人生啊!」994Please respect copyright.PENANAe74RgUShgT
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「好那假設...你已經是世界首富了,那麼接下來你又會做些什麼事?」994Please respect copyright.PENANA95l5xALK3v
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「喔呵呵呵~既然是這樣,那就一定要成立更多的建築公司,還要勾結政客,頻繁的BOT和都更,瘋狂的大規模開發,要把每一寸土地都蓋滿房子,再把每一棟房子都炒上天價,娶他十七八個明星老婆,生他上百個兒女,一輩子都要過上酒池肉林的幸福生活啊~~~」994Please respect copyright.PENANAIist3eNnTF
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「閉...閉嘴!!!除了買房炒地皮酒池肉林,你就不能有一點社會貢獻,多一些人生理想嗎!」994Please respect copyright.PENANAr3DYzH4r63
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不妙!得意忘形了,光球現在紅到發黃還一漲一縮的,看樣子就快要爆炸了。994Please respect copyright.PENANAI2A9mAevZM
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「啊啊!真是非常抱歉,貧窮限制了我的想像...」994Please respect copyright.PENANAF6xQq6zB3m
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看樣子還是先安撫一下小夜燈大人吧。994Please respect copyright.PENANA2c09TAUlPh
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「所以那個,為了不辜負您的期望,小的以後一定會懷抱人生理想,努力創造社會貢獻...」994Please respect copyright.PENANAEvlMLJoqeM
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「像...像...像剝削壓榨勞工,蓋房子偷工減料,砸大錢收集名貴跑車,辨活動亂搞男女關係,收買媒體競選總統,暗中操控產油國的那些事,我...我...我也一定會努力學習的!!!」994Please respect copyright.PENANAMUHTcPeuxu
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小夜燈大人一下子暗了下來,看來我猜的沒錯...果然!994Please respect copyright.PENANAKHFGxl3YOL
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「有錢人的快樂往往就是這麼樸實無華且枯燥。」 994Please respect copyright.PENANApCJyNBm2gM