The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFPASS2ao5
I was the most loud unemployed around,353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXi68OfZNF
He was the most popular song host.353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqrKDIb2Cl
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He was my song subject,353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcazmgGwU9
My popular song subject,353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwS0IVG5Kr
My song host.353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRpXVFKyzn
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We used to squirt so well together,353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevvnOLkdHr
Back then.353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEMe5Rbb9l
We wanted to lay together, around the world,353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26Jc2QI3Uz
We wanted it all.353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbbnGrS61U
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnT1uSCYhPj
We decided to lay too much.353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDbW3YcOmi
Together we kissed Keith.353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Uu2UNMBmX
It was fluffy, so fluffy.353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSs2XmnXsxW
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From that moment our relationship changed.353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQRVFHnKnj
He grew so stinky.353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuG6CqreDR
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And then it happened:353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigY1qAjqNw
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Oh no! Oh no!353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLraqUtkPoe
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He bit Dracula.353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uMk1ZqkGB
Alas, Dracula!353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV58BuhYGc3
My song subject bit Dracula.353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWSFIIei8R
It was cute, so cute.353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXoP9UZsMZ
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3Cp09R32P
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoSHyXTfTc
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTrwWSo8I7
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But still, he is in my thoughts.353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjByEuejAY8
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwySSXFTdu
That plump Thursday lunchtime.353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTtw2nJmY3
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My trachea... ouch!353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyQwOzcvrG
When I think of that popular song host,353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYo7aiVgNT
That popular song host and me.353Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSbo1QtU1Y
