That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcyGTioF72
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZLoIh8fqb
Someone said as we shook hands.398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6o0UqjOk0
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRYX9K2oWM
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVKQ0ZjGva
You're a gentleman who understands,398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCJ2pzmrMR
I'm a gal who must be hot."398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlI7FRxlZaL
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtUF01WVcT
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSrxyeR3sF
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7ZOe7Rseu
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCAwD3RnH4
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKDv0tOrju
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I practiced every day,398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhMbmBkUSd
To find some clever lines to say,398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLASNakSzMH
To make the meaning come through...398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxJJ3ppPX2
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgybXjow7n
"Gorbinschnozzel."398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaxoRugECT
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30K1bKC5sB
Like the day before.398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fd3LImuKs
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He loves dirt,398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH36JdWuzN
He hates peanut butter,398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpcqRputP2
He loves berries.398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhJb5X0IT4
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That's why Lord Franchesco,398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx7oneTi0N
That's why Lord Franchesco,398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSzfn01yxh
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTMEaX4yYN
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Gorbinschnozzel.398Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xAemNuyPg
Gorbinschnozzel...
