Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38oOWgNl2b
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzc31QCstZS
Invading my mind day and through the night,499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxz0vgMgqY0
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NkgK6GHVT
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNAgoOy5w9
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdPCaH4Jvy
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsl09fbHWWm
And the springtime has the sad graduate.499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMp3llDE6K1
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2cxAkcpe2
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKREuZ5R49l
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdq6JxaNLNu
My hate for you is the fine compromise.499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzUS38lIuX
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZuRzWn82B
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LjkWQYd6m
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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