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    MarkTwain2.0
    MarkTwain2.0
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    Hey everyone! My name is Calix, but most people call me Twain or Mark. I am a fiction author, with my main genres being sci-fi, dystopia, and action/adventure, with a side of romance.

    I am also an avid reader, and enjoy reading the same genres that I write, plus the odd fantasy or classic.

    I'm always open to talk and share writing advice. Grammar and editing is my forte!

    If you do read my stories, please comment! Let me know what you think! Authors thrive off of feedback, and I'm no different. I love hearing what you have to say!

    My pronouns are he/they.

    My profile is a safe space. If you want to talk, my DMs are open! My only request is that you are kind. Bullies, rudeness, and arguments are not tolerated on my profile, stories, or contests.

    Enjoy the stories!

    All my love, Twain.
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    Co-Writer CloversCo-Writer Hope Smith
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Table of Contents Intro Comments (42) Top sponsors
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#1
Master of Hatred - By MarkTwain2.0
3 Likes
486 Reads
1 Comment
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#2
Like a Brave Heart - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
438 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#3
Life - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
403 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#4
The Tale Of My Bipolar Dog Sitter Enemy - By Clovers
3 Likes
394 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#5
Kick Me John One More Time - By Clovers
3 Likes
416 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#6
I Hurt a Boy and I Liked It - By MarkTwain2.0
5 Likes
440 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#7
Living For Death in a Blood Scooter - By MarkTwain2.0
4 Likes
444 Reads
5 Comments
☰
#8
If I Was Your Lonely Boyfriend - By MarkTwain2.0
4 Likes
420 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#9
Hiding With Bob - By MarkTwain2.0
3 Likes
420 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#10
Fighting the Nitwit with Grenades - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
472 Reads
5 Comments
☰
#11
That's What Makes You Lonely - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
419 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#12
Ode to Tom - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
513 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#13
That's Why Lord Franchesco Is A Duke - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
408 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#14
This Love Is Crazy But It’s Bumpy - By Clovers
3 Likes
457 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#15
Living For Chocolate In A Neon Yellow Blimp - By Clovers
4 Likes
467 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#16
What Do You Want To Be Frank Sinatra? - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
390 Reads
1 Comment
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#17
John's Torment - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
541 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#18
Our Overlording Cucumber Love - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
425 Reads
3 Comments
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#19
The Tale of My Violent Assassin Boyfriend - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
410 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#20
Never Cry Without Me - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
359 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#21
An Unique and Funny Pro Wrestler - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
367 Reads
0 Comments
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#22
All the Greasy Wood shavings - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
357 Reads
0 Comments
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#23
This Love is Stinky But It's Faint - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
366 Reads
0 Comments
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#24
Bridge Over Hideous Snots - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
351 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#25
Never Cry Without Me - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
397 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#26
Gimme Everything Keith! - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
364 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#27
Fighting the Doof with Clubs - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
421 Reads
2 Comments
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#28
A Hot Kinda Killer - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
419 Reads
0 Comments
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#29
No Muscular Stares at Our Summer Independence Day - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
391 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#30
The Way You Cry (The Haunting, Handsome And Lost Man Song) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
384 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#31
Keith - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
416 Reads
2 Comments
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#32
The Kind Eyes Hip Hop - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
407 Reads
2 Comments
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#33
A NYC State of Mind (The Faith Hip Hop) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
383 Reads
0 Comments
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#34
Let the Hope Moan - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
349 Reads
0 Comments
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#35
Our Strong Cucumber Love - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
345 Reads
4 Comments
☰
#36
Keith pt. 2 - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
435 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#37
Give Me Money Keith One More Time - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
338 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#38
A D.C. State of Mind (The Doller Bill Hip Hop) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
422 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#39
If I Was Your Fresh Businessman - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
374 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#40
Gimme More Cash Keith! - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
337 Reads
1 Comment
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#41
Master of Murder - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
403 Reads
0 Comments
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#42
​​​​​​​Moneying With Keith - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
351 Reads
0 Comments
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#43
The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
369 Reads
2 Comments
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#44
Master of Knitting - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
327 Reads
0 Comments
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#1
Master of Hatred - By MarkTwain2.0
3 Likes
486 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#2
Like a Brave Heart - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
438 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#3
Life - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
403 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#4
The Tale Of My Bipolar Dog Sitter Enemy - By Clovers
3 Likes
394 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#5
Kick Me John One More Time - By Clovers
3 Likes
416 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#6
I Hurt a Boy and I Liked It - By MarkTwain2.0
5 Likes
440 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#7
Living For Death in a Blood Scooter - By MarkTwain2.0
4 Likes
444 Reads
5 Comments
☰
#8
If I Was Your Lonely Boyfriend - By MarkTwain2.0
4 Likes
420 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#9
Hiding With Bob - By MarkTwain2.0
3 Likes
420 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#10
Fighting the Nitwit with Grenades - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
472 Reads
5 Comments
☰
#11
That's What Makes You Lonely - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
419 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#12
Ode to Tom - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
513 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#13
That's Why Lord Franchesco Is A Duke - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
408 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#14
This Love Is Crazy But It’s Bumpy - By Clovers
3 Likes
457 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#15
Living For Chocolate In A Neon Yellow Blimp - By Clovers
4 Likes
467 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#16
What Do You Want To Be Frank Sinatra? - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
390 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#17
John's Torment - By Hope Smith
3 Likes
541 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#18
Our Overlording Cucumber Love - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
425 Reads
3 Comments
☰
#19
The Tale of My Violent Assassin Boyfriend - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
410 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#20
Never Cry Without Me - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
359 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#21
An Unique and Funny Pro Wrestler - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
367 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#22
All the Greasy Wood shavings - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
357 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#23
This Love is Stinky But It's Faint - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
366 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#24
Bridge Over Hideous Snots - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
351 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#25
Never Cry Without Me - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
397 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#26
Gimme Everything Keith! - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
364 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#27
Fighting the Doof with Clubs - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
421 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#28
A Hot Kinda Killer - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
419 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#29
No Muscular Stares at Our Summer Independence Day - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
391 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#30
The Way You Cry (The Haunting, Handsome And Lost Man Song) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
384 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#31
Keith - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
416 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#32
The Kind Eyes Hip Hop - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
407 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#33
A NYC State of Mind (The Faith Hip Hop) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
383 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#34
Let the Hope Moan - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
349 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#35
Our Strong Cucumber Love - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
345 Reads
4 Comments
☰
#36
Keith pt. 2 - By MarkTwain2.0
2 Likes
435 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#37
Give Me Money Keith One More Time - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
338 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#38
A D.C. State of Mind (The Doller Bill Hip Hop) - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
422 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#39
If I Was Your Fresh Businessman - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
374 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#40
Gimme More Cash Keith! - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
337 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#41
Master of Murder - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
403 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#42
​​​​​​​Moneying With Keith - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
351 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#43
The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject - By MarkTwain2.0
1 Like
369 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#44
Master of Knitting - By MarkTwain2.0
0 Likes
327 Reads
0 Comments
☰

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