Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejtvRVN6Sx
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2KOucvL3p
唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknanc6wnHy
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpnwaGQnH8
坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmx7v7DH3JD
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKOSeZkPWs
本來應該是這樣的。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjp0XbyI8g
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPo3fYkVdH5
「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIVKx0QMZJ
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuWXsCV2MU
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYm8MIU6yY
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4mtnpoBlR
就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmFQhNWr2k
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1SS7NNjkn
但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKENFLzHND
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnzdCDdypU
「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsw78iOySo7
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEyssA1MtS
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZhHE0qUMc
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDo7aDZaiW
臉皮真厚。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyOISwLMQm
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHNn6ALrR8
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVtca19Tz9
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUS6Uhsn465
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHTwXMgf63
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xzCGWwg7g
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3SbgVevgX
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbU2t5U0py
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzboJLtFnZ
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEICJH41bK
說得好！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdb1WmX2tF
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWneloxXbBY
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjShLCz1A9D
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yvUyMxFeT
「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQjBuWItmN
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiIWGwk3Dt
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxr7r0dIUDz
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbKMSgiykw
也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnEiRkUeO2
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjuf95jqBd
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNe2T7lPDV4
看到他們倆的眼神……870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOjFzGN5OF
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsSOg3dj7D
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHSVT53Hr7
唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknf7pgIZxx
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡob4NRT2prW
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpKr5ZvmM5
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Qnw4IorpM
經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzDlvNzHI2
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShWQGSsXmf
「你都發現到依個問題啊？」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4lYnov2jy
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQ7Ng8Wt4W
原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7sT1C5TGK
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhD5Nlw3n2
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSecWfMrrz
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yMCIvLouF
「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPtJeDryE5
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoUT06CnX4
為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYaQM5CXgY
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjPlqQFwyE
經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEl0y8kCyv
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPd5bbnDIXI
雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnW7MN5OnHj
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTtI9rgCmd
原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpuqn6g8zX
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw5OxSNTAo
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq3tXMeQrN
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpvWbk6o0E
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cjNXeCohn
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgzGABF1Ju
「我都記得係咁啊。」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtyvC7P21h
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lWMisrAsh
「係囉，係囉。」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxAbVwTTy4
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PFAXOlLFP
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlryuNNlr6b
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdtpcZRTnF
「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97A8AT3oRp
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4itfHqy2u3
一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7Yfdq9uSh
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡept9g49Lix
「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9amRmaacX
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1BXOy0Z54
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYctnk8d3yS
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttUdxXiFi3
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBZbElWyV6
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJESf3W0wS
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMlHvVFcmB
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WSWPla2EH
未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwXaM3G6RA
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgu4jQPa6R
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWLoIymK1Z
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3W5OR1ZTA
「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UeaInZftC
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgemX5ZAmbK
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mMk6xKjpU
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4MEqMQnJg
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltvqk4jX7K
雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbCKNlACQm
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxt5x53FbrO
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5Bva4HJkA
他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrocY7cUvG
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