「一切本來相安無事,唔知係計算上既失誤,定係人為既疏忽,亦或係某個人既計劃,總之,最後毫無疑問係出左事。一切都返唔到轉到,所有野都開始崩潰,已經無任何人可以阻止到。如果唔係五年前果件事……唉……」876Please respect copyright.PENANAB4bujTUINT
876Please respect copyright.PENANAEu0jev0235
使用純黑色頭像的簫風用輕描淡寫的語氣說道。876Please respect copyright.PENANAUuG0oqP1PR
876Please respect copyright.PENANAUXLaOXlkvx
然後象徵賣魚勝身份的黑底白字「01」頭像,邊框立即亮起回應:876Please respect copyright.PENANAsHNmZ1rrC7
876Please respect copyright.PENANAYNJnj2bGvf
「世上無野唔係邁向緊滅亡,我地能夠做既只有爭取時間,延遲悲劇。」876Please respect copyright.PENANARK69LWtTBH
876Please respect copyright.PENANAf4TjGSvt1G
「而家事實擺在眼前,你話我聽,重有乜野方法可以延遲悲劇?」簫風消極地回應道。876Please respect copyright.PENANAMeRn4ttAt4
876Please respect copyright.PENANAXhGolOFXiX
「如果做唔到既……就唯有接受啦,有個偉人講過:『命運就似強姦』,抵抗只會更痛苦。你而家重後生,至少重有時間再闖啊。」876Please respect copyright.PENANAHzSmPeLT7L
876Please respect copyright.PENANAxMHAINXlwB
「但係……!我而家應該用乜野心情黎面對啊……」876Please respect copyright.PENANA5W8ijoIR3F
876Please respect copyright.PENANARhPqjz2qyg
面對簫風無助的疑問,賣魚勝想了兩刻,用善意的語氣回應:「我諗……依個時候,只要笑就可以了。」876Please respect copyright.PENANA8vjkyISAMC
876Please respect copyright.PENANAZLsDcIY6zf
弗洛伊德頭像不知不覺地出現,在我發現前已開口問:「你地究竟講緊乜撚野?」876Please respect copyright.PENANAzSMlTNZorj
876Please respect copyright.PENANA7cVKKd34dR
我保持鎮定,官式地先問候:「超級駭客,你返到黎喇?」876Please respect copyright.PENANApbhWowbtq1
876Please respect copyright.PENANAYRwTq35ggv
弗洛伊德就是超級駭客的頭像,一如以往的不合襯。876Please respect copyright.PENANAtrsd4sARRW
876Please respect copyright.PENANA3ujwj9amGh
他以半分歉意說:「唔好意思,有d野做,遲左少少。」876Please respect copyright.PENANA9fshfeF7N4
876Please respect copyright.PENANAmZNOWA9r1x
Moscow killer一直都在,只是代表著他的針筒頭像一直也未亮過邊框,即是從沒說過半句話,可是他間中還是會用即時訊息以文字回應對話,表示他是在座的。876Please respect copyright.PENANA9NiCwfanXA
876Please respect copyright.PENANAHxC5jIcpxK
見現在四位《巴別塔光明會》的成員都到達,我就開口說:876Please respect copyright.PENANAwg6wRooARz
876Please respect copyright.PENANA93XgUKy8hh
「而家人齊,就入正題啦。」說罷心中暗暗悲嘆,我為什麼要做這種無謂的會議司儀?都怪四眼仔缺席,如果他在的話,我只要間中輕輕說兩句話帶領一下這群傢伙,有型一下就可以了。876Please respect copyright.PENANAbqtmY9Ohd6
876Please respect copyright.PENANADdtDyGc6WT
「等等,其實你地頭先講緊乜撚野?」主題未開始已有人離題,這個人就是超級駭客,那個可恨的檸檬人。876Please respect copyright.PENANAasuoVbTRpX
876Please respect copyright.PENANAnVdvw7kryw
「無乜野,只係簫風考試fail左姐,無乜特別。」賣魚勝輕輕回應,就一秒超級駭客就用世上是無情的方法回應一句:876Please respect copyright.PENANAkHIgflG9BE
876Please respect copyright.PENANAN4FVt8wWOF
「哦。」876Please respect copyright.PENANAEMU1zFPB5I
876Please respect copyright.PENANA3enIIZuYLG
就這樣換來了二點五秒的沉默,直到聽到簫風在遠方的苦惱怪叫,我就繼續話題,正式開始今次會議:876Please respect copyright.PENANAinRu8j4OPl
876Please respect copyright.PENANAMg4ThQQdDT
「我收到可靠既線報,近期醫院陷入封鎖狀態,相信同魚柳包有關,詳細情況我今朝已經係Whatsapp群組分享左出黎。」876Please respect copyright.PENANApGh3tnW4Gu
876Please respect copyright.PENANAOHgJJDp3c2
「下?有咁既事咩?」簫風好奇地問。876Please respect copyright.PENANA9XIdLXYVuR
876Please respect copyright.PENANArslxa3MohO
不用我出口,賣魚勝已回應:「你無睇Whatsapp?另一單係醫院封鎖事件啊嘛,你識唔識人係醫院做啊?」876Please respect copyright.PENANARUEsDczrHL
876Please respect copyright.PENANAznkHO254b0
「可能比其他群組遮住左,唔好意思。我只係一個平凡既窮撚中學生,點會識人做醫生啊?」簫風理所當然地回應。876Please respect copyright.PENANACyE6xqpyQl
876Please respect copyright.PENANAeN7w4Zxjjx
「咁你依排有無去醫院啊?」超級駭客以非常賤格的語氣問道。876Please respect copyright.PENANAhFqgXc3PyO
876Please respect copyright.PENANAfGCckL2pvM
簫風以喜感十足的語氣反問:「都無啊,好人好者點解去醫院?」876Please respect copyright.PENANAtCdCfunAv3
876Please respect copyright.PENANAlY6wM6lo7k
「你戒極都戒唔到J,我認為你有心理病,點解唔去睇下醫生呢?」超級駭客用力恥笑,可是不論怎看我都覺得他比簫風更需要醫生。876Please respect copyright.PENANAu1dy1LSdH9
876Please respect copyright.PENANANMtqB5xhRi
「點同醫生講?唔通話『我成日性慾都好強啊,幫下我啦。』咁樣啊?」簫風的語氣異常鬼馬,單聽聲音已經想笑出來,相信這就是所謂的喜劇天份吧。876Please respect copyright.PENANAJhBWjCWXtS
876Please respect copyright.PENANAS5zPab0gvA
「後生仔,一陣J撚到腎到壞尻埋你就後悔莫及喇。」其身不正的肥佬又再繼續教訓道。876Please respect copyright.PENANAp0kWD0Q2zV
876Please respect copyright.PENANAURYnxUihf4
「你信我,我一定戒得到既。」876Please respect copyright.PENANAI1fDKRk3c5
876Please respect copyright.PENANATOadqZiuNN
簫風說罷,賣魚勝為免話題過度偏離,為大眾作個引導:「唔好講依D住喇,依度有人識人係醫院入面做?」876Please respect copyright.PENANAajAeXlUDmD
876Please respect copyright.PENANAI036UOn86Y
「我識啊。」非常迅速的回應,同樣是來自Moscow killer的文字訊息。876Please respect copyright.PENANAUvEM1IzDwv
876Please respect copyright.PENANA5yQyuAIUOB
超級駭客連帶語氣和話題一起轉台,語帶著緊地問:「下?咁你又無問過佢,政府點解偷偷地閂哂D醫院?」876Please respect copyright.PENANAXl2xwLHOiG
876Please respect copyright.PENANABLCociVLiz
作為凡人的他們並不知道背後的真相,即是「無嬰症」,若我講出真相,恐怕在座的各位都會嚇到瀨屎。876Please respect copyright.PENANAyL6dkoVUY7
876Please respect copyright.PENANAQdRjuhVsDP
為免情況失控,他們將在我決定公開這件事的時候,與世人同時間知道這個可悲的事實。876Please respect copyright.PENANACicp6O3r1w
876Please respect copyright.PENANAwNMOEaxL35
三秒後,答案終於出來:「無啊,條友仔做婦科既,前排忽然消失左,問返D Friend先知佢原來過左夏威夷果邊渡假。」876Please respect copyright.PENANA7jNMgwJX6J
876Please respect copyright.PENANAezbzkmWoOg
簫風接著問:「下?咁佢做果間醫院點啊?」876Please respect copyright.PENANAnxaogr4WIN
876Please respect copyright.PENANAcPBJkJfHBo
「我唔知啊,今日夜收工,唔想行黎行去,直接返左屋企,無特登去睇,有需要既話我聽日去望下。」Moscow killer回應得極速而可靠,除了人格有問題不能說話之外,是在座最可靠的一個。876Please respect copyright.PENANAfIYR24RTcA
876Please respect copyright.PENANAHMzRhGsBGb
「咁麻煩哂你喇。」我立即回應,這個可靠之人,值得我親自致謝。876Please respect copyright.PENANA15BNyELmPv
876Please respect copyright.PENANAzPNXdgq5iu
「我今日去過望撚過下啊。」超級駭客說。876Please respect copyright.PENANAuacD9NpPg5
876Please respect copyright.PENANA8WLNLAOJNw
賣魚勝立即以不滿的語氣說:「你早講啊嘛。」876Please respect copyright.PENANAZsl4rhyOIs
876Please respect copyright.PENANAOUPjzhBXnL
超級駭客立即解釋:「咁殺手兄佢講緊,我就無謂打斷人啦。」876Please respect copyright.PENANAymO2iTb59m
876Please respect copyright.PENANAjjUBQaVyAh
我隨即就問:「你睇果間有無封到?」876Please respect copyright.PENANAR9hlTzYcSC
876Please respect copyright.PENANAAFf5C3nLbN
「有啊,同你一樣,都係門口企撚左幾個人,方圓百里鬼影都唔見多隻。」876Please respect copyright.PENANAuca2wYDcQ6
876Please respect copyright.PENANAq83ic9exHK
聽罷,我想起有個更在意的重點,於是就問:「你有無問點解,係唔係又用流感做籍口?」876Please respect copyright.PENANAClc5xICCsZ
876Please respect copyright.PENANAIK5LgAYHAc
駭客立即回答:「我無過去問啊,廢事野是非啦屌,你估我唔撚驚死啊,我邊有你咁夠薑啊,ABC。」876Please respect copyright.PENANAScrbLO1xMJ
876Please respect copyright.PENANAGwgXRAzfrN
說得好,有我這種勇氣的人確實不多,你這個檸檬廢人定必是個懦夫,這一點誰都不會懷疑。876Please respect copyright.PENANAoWUEkEuY26
876Please respect copyright.PENANAMxkkupX9LZ
「咁即係話香港至少已經有兩間醫院封左啦?」賣魚勝以有點震驚的語氣問道。876Please respect copyright.PENANAPC2ssLE0Hq
876Please respect copyright.PENANAWT7ouP0086
我用嚴肅的語氣,作出一個大膽的假設:「最差既情況係全香港既醫院都封哂。」876Please respect copyright.PENANAGy5XqU95xM
876Please respect copyright.PENANAsc50DYS8sl
簫風即時抓到個盲點問:「無哂醫院,咁D白車去邊啊?」876Please respect copyright.PENANANuFh56Vybs
876Please respect copyright.PENANAxnLphEJ65x
這一點我都不能肯定:「應該去D類似健康院掛……」876Please respect copyright.PENANAS8T5ZdCrTL
876Please respect copyright.PENANAxBFOe3oxML
「唔理啦,總之而家香港無哂醫院,成單野已經夠爆,不如今晚就發出去。」超級駭客突發奇想插話道。876Please respect copyright.PENANAc6WVUIIRRX
876Please respect copyright.PENANALX4Evg30P2
只是單單開Post足夠嗎…?876Please respect copyright.PENANAhcXn2oYn6x
876Please respect copyright.PENANAytEml3wDzG
不行,萬一到時有勇者潛入醫院,發現了無嬰症的話…我可失了先機,絕不能讓此事發生。876Please respect copyright.PENANA4GJ6GGV0PN
876Please respect copyright.PENANAJffE3tJawR
「而家未到開Post既時機。我地手上掌握既情報太少,萬一比人話我地放流料既話都唔知點交代好。」我對駭客的發言表示否定。876Please respect copyright.PENANA7YzETMuUXl
876Please respect copyright.PENANAOLjBMI4w7N
賣魚勝馬上附和:「ABC講得岩……而家開Post太衝動……但我地應該點樣搵更多既證據呢?」876Please respect copyright.PENANAGEw9sDCaNJ
876Please respect copyright.PENANAxp3tFsfE9S
我當然不會放過賣魚勝無意中所鋪出的路,立刻就借勢用沉實嚴肅的語氣,打個進取的快攻:「係外面查已經無意思,不如我地入去查。」876Please respect copyright.PENANAVmJk4bpbyw
876Please respect copyright.PENANAMOrOdvdJk0
氣氛頓時急轉直下,換來一片沉默,但這已是我意料中事,始終這個做法實在太大膽。876Please respect copyright.PENANA3FBnXBXNx6
876Please respect copyright.PENANAgUtBFlTb4x
馬上,超級駭客已展現出淆底的本性:「下?外面已經企哂人警戒嫁喎,入到去重得了?」876Please respect copyright.PENANAxXTKj8mjL4
876Please respect copyright.PENANAdknWCRr8V4
為應對這種假設,我開出一個更大的假設鎮定人心:「我認為佢地執空城計。外面守衛已經夠哂森嚴,所以入面係空既都唔出奇,而且……入面既祕密,可能連守衛都無權限知道。」876Please respect copyright.PENANAFpAPhzE5bq
876Please respect copyright.PENANAoLAsxi1LAP
「我懷疑政府有機會做緊人體實驗。」876Please respect copyright.PENANAsXPJhXzdc8
876Please respect copyright.PENANA7n6H08R8D7
「下?」眾人驚訝。876Please respect copyright.PENANAoQfutjCXV6
876Please respect copyright.PENANAcvBwMG6Pl5
「可能政府封左幾間醫院比共產黨做人體實驗,研究生物兵器或者新病毒,如果我地爆到依單陰謀出黎,登埋上報紙,想唔紅都難。」876Please respect copyright.PENANAJwFQONDkyN
876Please respect copyright.PENANAD4GXolsKU3
又是一個無憑無據的空談,連說出這堆話的我自己也覺得荒謬。876Please respect copyright.PENANAy6Vdk6UsNz
876Please respect copyright.PENANAuNRPQfXMRl
可是同時,這個謊言卻能確實激發他們心中的本土主義,熱血一上腦,人就失去思考能力。只要當中有一人認同的話,再荒謬的空談也會變成問題的唯一答案。876Please respect copyright.PENANA2nmNYlA4Q1
876Please respect copyright.PENANALysqmAKqmy
「依個假設好大膽,但其實都唔係無可能……所謂最危險既地方就係最安全……香港遠離北京,而且係國際都會,無人會諗到共產黨會係係依度進行危險科技實驗,所以依個可能性唔係話無既……」首先中伏的居然是Moscow killer,真想不到。876Please respect copyright.PENANAU9PbqxXVVh
876Please respect copyright.PENANAY7vc2Urq75
隨著他的言論,眾人都一面倒向反政府的一方,恨不得馬上把這事揭發出來。876Please respect copyright.PENANAk4sRdSASQN
876Please respect copyright.PENANApZ6Iq7aoBD
雖然風向意想不到,但我就是要這種情緒啊。876Please respect copyright.PENANA6fjV2Hkew2
876Please respect copyright.PENANA7mMeBS8GOA
「聽晚我地巴別塔光明會就入去廣華醫院行返趟,想縮既而家可以出聲。」876Please respect copyright.PENANAxshSP4HjqR
876Please respect copyright.PENANA6zium3PNpu
見並無任何一人打算退縮,我就號令:876Please respect copyright.PENANAh5LymliPpS
876Please respect copyright.PENANA2FWCqhtXTV
「聽日,星期一,1930係油麻地站集合!」876Please respect copyright.PENANA2bk6fqZG8A
876Please respect copyright.PENANAEYZiIWpeER
就這樣,明日潛入醫院的行動就此定下來。876Please respect copyright.PENANAZaonvH5iGY
876Please respect copyright.PENANAvhqlOwfH7b
但會議仍未結束,因為我忽然想起一件事,就是南華早報既神祕密碼。876Please respect copyright.PENANAlmvun83AJN
876Please respect copyright.PENANAq6hXZMjtP5
876Please respect copyright.PENANAisUDEwJ0BF
《坡2J灾2I潓3釷2A宬3筤3胉3輥3塊2I876Please respect copyright.PENANAEj1A0jgpoI
㝗3禆3檭3支2A軍2A䴳3䑁3焿2F錔3876Please respect copyright.PENANAL9UQKgGXnR
緊急 一路平安》876Please respect copyright.PENANATuTOG8PcOh
876Please respect copyright.PENANAVtuykEONHF
它究竟想表達什麼?我實在想不透,所以必須提一提:「係喇,你地有無留意南華早報果單野?」876Please respect copyright.PENANADtrbmGRbwa
876Please respect copyright.PENANASnydKMIKHa
「而家吹到咁行,緊係有啦。」超級駭客回答。876Please respect copyright.PENANASISI4H9LfQ
876Please respect copyright.PENANATmQEYuMu5I
會議已經去到尾聲,我便作個總結:「幫手推下Post先,依單野係網絡上紅緊,繼續討論對我地會有利。但醫院單野記得,記得,記得要保密。」然後宣佈:876Please respect copyright.PENANAMgNuKvd10S
876Please respect copyright.PENANAv0d0k8C0as
「今日黎到依度先,巴別塔光明會第二次會議就此結束,辛苦哂各位!解散!」876Please respect copyright.PENANA185VdzC6WK
876Please respect copyright.PENANAQCjOLnW98n
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876Please respect copyright.PENANAEiH94ecEY2