「一切本來相安無事，唔知係計算上既失誤，定係人為既疏忽，亦或係某個人既計劃，總之，最後毫無疑問係出左事。一切都返唔到轉到，所有野都開始崩潰，已經無任何人可以阻止到。如果唔係五年前果件事……唉……」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDd2ZwV2SUw
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0mBrRWHTG
使用純黑色頭像的簫風用輕描淡寫的語氣說道。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZyNavn4pl
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUcDxd9uaQ
然後象徵賣魚勝身份的黑底白字「01」頭像，邊框立即亮起回應：846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1RuTgIjXy
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZDJvfW1bq
「世上無野唔係邁向緊滅亡，我地能夠做既只有爭取時間，延遲悲劇。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruQA735vA2
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MvRwtyD3X
「而家事實擺在眼前，你話我聽，重有乜野方法可以延遲悲劇？」簫風消極地回應道。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOsgrzCgks
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQq5mBubFdB
「如果做唔到既……就唯有接受啦，有個偉人講過：『命運就似強姦』，抵抗只會更痛苦。你而家重後生，至少重有時間再闖啊。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG0BfWGp3E
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Dx6MRScxr
「但係……！我而家應該用乜野心情黎面對啊……」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBtZghiZvo
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnQUglNlAu
面對簫風無助的疑問，賣魚勝想了兩刻，用善意的語氣回應：「我諗……依個時候，只要笑就可以了。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXMOz1DfOI
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEEkd1G03W
弗洛伊德頭像不知不覺地出現，在我發現前已開口問：「你地究竟講緊乜撚野？」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFDav4xSHH
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBUVXu135s
我保持鎮定，官式地先問候：「超級駭客，你返到黎喇？」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOiSj1BIXT
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaY9VTm4r8D
弗洛伊德就是超級駭客的頭像，一如以往的不合襯。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0gamB9iVC
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnMDFvmFWG
他以半分歉意說：「唔好意思，有d野做，遲左少少。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ub4Qj5fnS
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdNdESZNLy
Moscow killer一直都在，只是代表著他的針筒頭像一直也未亮過邊框，即是從沒說過半句話，可是他間中還是會用即時訊息以文字回應對話，表示他是在座的。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OLJMJ7fag
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctxNTiw0vQ
見現在四位《巴別塔光明會》的成員都到達，我就開口說：846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1uKwSZq6E
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1GpTYmq8q
「而家人齊，就入正題啦。」說罷心中暗暗悲嘆，我為什麼要做這種無謂的會議司儀？都怪四眼仔缺席，如果他在的話，我只要間中輕輕說兩句話帶領一下這群傢伙，有型一下就可以了。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0V6Dj3RZgp
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeD3JcNulI6
「等等，其實你地頭先講緊乜撚野？」主題未開始已有人離題，這個人就是超級駭客，那個可恨的檸檬人。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdo5tkHW0b
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡav6u0lRSm0
「無乜野，只係簫風考試fail左姐，無乜特別。」賣魚勝輕輕回應，就一秒超級駭客就用世上是無情的方法回應一句：846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zDq0osnxr
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM6L6pmzgI
「哦。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFe6mhwYaow
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvPLWac3q5
就這樣換來了二點五秒的沉默，直到聽到簫風在遠方的苦惱怪叫，我就繼續話題，正式開始今次會議：846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBy0mIQK43
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZW41df7X8Z
「我收到可靠既線報，近期醫院陷入封鎖狀態，相信同魚柳包有關，詳細情況我今朝已經係Whatsapp群組分享左出黎。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIAU9DiVLL
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1w13YVxCcV
「下？有咁既事咩？」簫風好奇地問。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeeaIZju3U
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITM06ccYVR
不用我出口，賣魚勝已回應：「你無睇Whatsapp？另一單係醫院封鎖事件啊嘛，你識唔識人係醫院做啊？」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWbKaTDocH
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5b0ahXqkUH
「可能比其他群組遮住左，唔好意思。我只係一個平凡既窮撚中學生，點會識人做醫生啊？」簫風理所當然地回應。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jVpo1uXeL
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4M6Nttv5pX
「咁你依排有無去醫院啊？」超級駭客以非常賤格的語氣問道。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU27jaH8ij
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlt21dZ1u5I
簫風以喜感十足的語氣反問：「都無啊，好人好者點解去醫院？」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKUeUPHg72
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzylUQnhPJ
「你戒極都戒唔到J，我認為你有心理病，點解唔去睇下醫生呢？」超級駭客用力恥笑，可是不論怎看我都覺得他比簫風更需要醫生。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeO3L3eNFmU
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1ChEw8tIa
「點同醫生講？唔通話『我成日性慾都好強啊，幫下我啦。』咁樣啊？」簫風的語氣異常鬼馬，單聽聲音已經想笑出來，相信這就是所謂的喜劇天份吧。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RuX9qlGfW
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ802jKTwbhE
「後生仔，一陣J撚到腎到壞尻埋你就後悔莫及喇。」其身不正的肥佬又再繼續教訓道。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcrnFpXPuR
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtSx9MaQK3
「你信我，我一定戒得到既。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsuk1M1HAY
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lcg5hCljo
簫風說罷，賣魚勝為免話題過度偏離，為大眾作個引導：「唔好講依D住喇，依度有人識人係醫院入面做？」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpW1rljR7go
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIK3zussjks
「我識啊。」非常迅速的回應，同樣是來自Moscow killer的文字訊息。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ566oqAS6Qq
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvRbnvmTs0
超級駭客連帶語氣和話題一起轉台，語帶著緊地問：「下？咁你又無問過佢，政府點解偷偷地閂哂D醫院？」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMEOvb4O6S
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlXTZq69Ab
作為凡人的他們並不知道背後的真相，即是「無嬰症」，若我講出真相，恐怕在座的各位都會嚇到瀨屎。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvDfPp2Mfz
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWM2snEfTz
為免情況失控，他們將在我決定公開這件事的時候，與世人同時間知道這個可悲的事實。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGybkpkIKlH
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdQPnInbBu
三秒後，答案終於出來：「無啊，條友仔做婦科既，前排忽然消失左，問返D Friend先知佢原來過左夏威夷果邊渡假。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkfnA18HNH
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjB9eriJQE
簫風接著問：「下？咁佢做果間醫院點啊？」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9LZwrtBIJ
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcI23gc7fKS
「我唔知啊，今日夜收工，唔想行黎行去，直接返左屋企，無特登去睇，有需要既話我聽日去望下。」Moscow killer回應得極速而可靠，除了人格有問題不能說話之外，是在座最可靠的一個。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pahbuv3Yj
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCa3OewA7b0
「咁麻煩哂你喇。」我立即回應，這個可靠之人，值得我親自致謝。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2Mc4A53wF
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsBaq8XCFl
「我今日去過望撚過下啊。」超級駭客說。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0T4rHDdUCu
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCR9jTb8F4T
賣魚勝立即以不滿的語氣說：「你早講啊嘛。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4kW5HZdoW
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUGg4zEPiv
超級駭客立即解釋：「咁殺手兄佢講緊，我就無謂打斷人啦。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjTVaQULqq
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBKm5zsmHN
我隨即就問：「你睇果間有無封到？」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYI25SG2y0t
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jESNkOkcm
「有啊，同你一樣，都係門口企撚左幾個人，方圓百里鬼影都唔見多隻。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9V0ZKPclFi
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtmtmhHOEZ
聽罷，我想起有個更在意的重點，於是就問：「你有無問點解，係唔係又用流感做籍口？」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpez7Zz7ta
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rva8wO3ZA
駭客立即回答：「我無過去問啊，廢事野是非啦屌，你估我唔撚驚死啊，我邊有你咁夠薑啊，ABC。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OM8YtWESq
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrlvuZUMWU
說得好，有我這種勇氣的人確實不多，你這個檸檬廢人定必是個懦夫，這一點誰都不會懷疑。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUAqWPbmSJ
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaMg0BKott
「咁即係話香港至少已經有兩間醫院封左啦？」賣魚勝以有點震驚的語氣問道。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqNkm9gXDz
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTuiXAbgdl
我用嚴肅的語氣，作出一個大膽的假設：「最差既情況係全香港既醫院都封哂。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8S3dT1abY
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaEBOoP1Kc
簫風即時抓到個盲點問：「無哂醫院，咁D白車去邊啊？」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8BYXP02qD
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjZ39U6PLg
這一點我都不能肯定：「應該去D類似健康院掛……」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAs9wOxD8S
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwruesIUyz
「唔理啦，總之而家香港無哂醫院，成單野已經夠爆，不如今晚就發出去。」超級駭客突發奇想插話道。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXCwHLvTzf
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6GVpydqKr
只是單單開Post足夠嗎…？846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLu4yJXV3L
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADFE2LWvZP
不行，萬一到時有勇者潛入醫院，發現了無嬰症的話…我可失了先機，絕不能讓此事發生。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3N3OXKd57V
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GGKHynkj2
「而家未到開Post既時機。我地手上掌握既情報太少，萬一比人話我地放流料既話都唔知點交代好。」我對駭客的發言表示否定。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUj7KdxaxPS
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9g1xNDFyfC
賣魚勝馬上附和：「ABC講得岩……而家開Post太衝動……但我地應該點樣搵更多既證據呢？」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1b8vwUqjo
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlw5jYd1BPE
我當然不會放過賣魚勝無意中所鋪出的路，立刻就借勢用沉實嚴肅的語氣，打個進取的快攻：「係外面查已經無意思，不如我地入去查。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyx8iGAEl6
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Fp0jKrbMU
氣氛頓時急轉直下，換來一片沉默，但這已是我意料中事，始終這個做法實在太大膽。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTNx1nafN4
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGNbyYfhAg
馬上，超級駭客已展現出淆底的本性：「下？外面已經企哂人警戒嫁喎，入到去重得了？」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYLrAy2Cj7
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ULK4gYPCE
為應對這種假設，我開出一個更大的假設鎮定人心：「我認為佢地執空城計。外面守衛已經夠哂森嚴，所以入面係空既都唔出奇，而且……入面既祕密，可能連守衛都無權限知道。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPzH24nODb
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQOVMHfhmI
「我懷疑政府有機會做緊人體實驗。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuQsi4qIb2
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcGQvL80Oz
「下？」眾人驚訝。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0O3jl0CuDX
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmNIujSb6S
「可能政府封左幾間醫院比共產黨做人體實驗，研究生物兵器或者新病毒，如果我地爆到依單陰謀出黎，登埋上報紙，想唔紅都難。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aOJeSrNVg
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh48xI1FufP
又是一個無憑無據的空談，連說出這堆話的我自己也覺得荒謬。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroXQk1HMe3
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPBTuVqytf
可是同時，這個謊言卻能確實激發他們心中的本土主義，熱血一上腦，人就失去思考能力。只要當中有一人認同的話，再荒謬的空談也會變成問題的唯一答案。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitv3nwu4Py
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiaXBSAczT
「依個假設好大膽，但其實都唔係無可能……所謂最危險既地方就係最安全……香港遠離北京，而且係國際都會，無人會諗到共產黨會係係依度進行危險科技實驗，所以依個可能性唔係話無既……」首先中伏的居然是Moscow killer，真想不到。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwV8pOh6Om
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRNX3jzqjl
隨著他的言論，眾人都一面倒向反政府的一方，恨不得馬上把這事揭發出來。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8eH3JtKBV
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6cKxENklS
雖然風向意想不到，但我就是要這種情緒啊。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqJj0YB8w7
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDyIMciabk
「聽晚我地巴別塔光明會就入去廣華醫院行返趟，想縮既而家可以出聲。」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbM0gKkvsgY
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ei5dHgNAa
見並無任何一人打算退縮，我就號令：846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1m5iXyZt7c
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvbAFbN5ng
「聽日，星期一，1930係油麻地站集合！」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg5dW7hw6e
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWJMDtbpps
就這樣，明日潛入醫院的行動就此定下來。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgg6jL4ZM6
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OKzOdlBqk
但會議仍未結束，因為我忽然想起一件事，就是南華早報既神祕密碼。846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSoM74cP40
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUGL0Nf28F
846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGdOvjyBHC
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會議已經去到尾聲，我便作個總結：「幫手推下Post先，依單野係網絡上紅緊，繼續討論對我地會有利。但醫院單野記得，記得，記得要保密。」然後宣佈：846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsxnMEk2xF
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「今日黎到依度先，巴別塔光明會第二次會議就此結束，辛苦哂各位！解散！」846Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYZmFw6fMJ
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