『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40Wmn5SDbd
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是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0roQ1FpdWx
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLUJZ7wC9C
潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxLemOaW9G
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkB4fonrZ7Q
而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Cjd2z9vs3
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BLTayJ1ym
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVa1vOkkct
「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtQj6KWsX7
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTg8cs2Oe4Z
Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5iP0qMD3T
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGH8EdnI9E
「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUwM2HZkUd
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisbDnF6m8E
「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOxsfzyoiX
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBp5rILXY5f
我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwTxOLSC5b
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlu6eCxw4B
「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2t6iaMW14X
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw2S5Zg0ZM
善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTC16CywSU1
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24WFdDPPTW
「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3BTPwaPiK
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeZoP8oyfk
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KDj0o3mA7
『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosmGJj1VxN
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCZDCpZgiF
然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2a785EwI8c
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9MkuFTogB
主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpk17TI76Ja
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmLwB01pEy
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWeUUwpZqW
「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrKCMEubXE
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2N9NM1J0V0
「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLN0NWlulm0
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh29TWuMXk7
「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3h8LUnonl
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiiuMv6a5x
「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvArCrbzHUF
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiNZ5fpBJP
我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7MzvB2qeJ
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZE8UOAiZNk
「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfa7S8eB1wl
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzO91ojUo5G
「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYMEyPL5rO
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfT3x0LJw8n
見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX2vJRBpk8
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Zc9Sp0bf5
賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGFVvwK6Gc
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOQERrY5lK
「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgD0roA4mi8
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvDzcJapQT
「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3VTD1pRS3
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vt8yvH84C
「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1b2SgO2qHO
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2D3QmMTX1b
居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn004GEFIrU
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfxOPD49Vp
Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCU4gsUaLpi
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVZ9l21oBV
殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEWqdw7dYv
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZzm5ABLSn
此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUtwcVpEJ6
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhg0Y5pTgdG
我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstKk64uq8V
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CyJkIEBqd
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZrX0BzXdd
『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CHNDXFYHP
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DZVMnkg63
可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCq7W4wGar
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8ZwazJ75l
就是位於地牢的殮房。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VDwKNvfom
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyqpoCl0UL
在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoEg1FgECT
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7MUgMXWYF
地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZXEcA8CQr
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNznYV0zPD
我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRmx3Bq8VL
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdAp4s8n47
我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGsQsU6gC4
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdt2Rxlzgb
一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8SWgSaAc9
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qCbxPg0B8
可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYAuLFnyIX
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzcRHft9ac
他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeB1cyHyxw
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyQU24xDUS
見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z2YoNkJiV
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoZ4bhxkk1
見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2aANXZjUI
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvlk9nScSZ
軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtay9xkqCa
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EPp1YQHYZ
今次作戰也就此結束。』707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxfbwZC08p
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpqbo86kvf
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbQzul4pok
我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNmLx42Od0
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37qGtzsjwV
「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kFDJdJc0q
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHta0LwoqH
我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPzWzR4LoZ
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RdaYymD2B
賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1n6RaBU8f
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZi10SpSl7
做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWEswRbvdB
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2PZqZkN4G
「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBEDoOrLP7
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEe0tPHHeJ7
你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyUIsfmJNh
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YR4H8D7yE
「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3s2clGFli7
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoATc24EmkZ
Moscow killer你會幫我吧？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmhXDUidaD
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotzyN92b9o
「哈哈。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypyiWUNQJq
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIWpyaeJWr
只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOPMxMhaEM
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfJfJUHmdP
現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAQtpCDMWF
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2KgYiDbsT
不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRI1hSLlRM8
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKb2gFP3Eu
於是我加上這樣的一句：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQV2EHrnpN
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijrZ197hQN
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Sfq2HM28i
『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQxW16wrKv
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNaLE7Wgmo
他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRi7HnYEwB
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyl7owoE45
「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLdtCyJE8k
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmP0BzhHpV
無疑，此乃真漢子也。』707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gT27yozVk
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCj9mIAMtG
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYwvyjuoMX
希望能讓他高興一點吧。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBjDIX4j4V
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4a1S3xDyn
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ0nmXIuVn
可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9nTqu7TC6
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMP1POomKuL
賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmz9Kd20Gw
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZggNxO8uh
果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHod8zRDvJ
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ65ML1FS5x
超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfostoJKLy
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlryCvjqs5
雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTeaoHXKxS
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ga2D5FYla
「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcjm0JwHsX
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37w2nT0w74
因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmXWcmtilj
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhz7s4KJJ9A
大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3cUq6ecaD
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYm1d6yNbn7
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2wkbKjznV
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGIRIuUD96
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQy3gVpEg2
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qqmS5q12g
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「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYLWJvrk6p
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在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCYkzfvRyt
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排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtfOhLIAXJ
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzpDdUNopb
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見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclwELqcWGh
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPmAtSAuDb
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不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVhYroqZKx
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