波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CCYyO4pWc
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8qOhhBpM2
你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8nRoxlOZF
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIJW90iwHe
至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuj3QBLjSCh
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ06A1xI82a
不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLRQ7DIrMV
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBc3Li5Qf6
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDMSZA4D81
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6nHRiPBsk
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYE7c62aLw4
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xBaMqUhJo
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bJ2cXDN4t
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4l5WZNJ4I
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zllKiwSb5
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLh7QS4bTd
總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSsSXhjfxb
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuN9j6lnRRc
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0W9kH6G3Q
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHR9GeUnXOq
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4ypFdNlM4
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TSoP0a4Bn
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ARvLdMeRm
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZO6XJprV4
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrzKigDZuc
「啊，差唔多喇。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3dyq0tYA0
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKc1utnTYp
說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iNWrPQ4Bg
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogC4SfYYWR
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKojk44BTq
嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo875WmqRZT
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBv21KI6wTS
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnuS4YJJIr
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8DCQ7VCaT
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoz4pkT9Dt
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UnDT8NIB5
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSuuaxSSoq
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJI77FF6vF
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYXidsjdWI
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6J3Bhh90I
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwDWZ0pFXu
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86IJphGFfG
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYoTkkmioN
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zf1IOm9OC
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdlpfGNBQI
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlZXyeRQGQ
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfRuQBPMPT
每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbOhpW6XyW
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5t8OlceI4p
「未顯示號碼」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUMwAgSbaY
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi4qM9edR7
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzz1vQgOVy
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7VFQSfbCS
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOGjLsN706
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBirTGSqxy3
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoixKpfwunq
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX4jjLj9qB
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyBAzuR2ry
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ixximpTMH
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasQrY2yqge
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxg8EUiaDiX
「無啊…無…無需……」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiFLHKODFL
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOydtkpOb1w
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ435RwqIIxt
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7V3mLwI8r
「先生…」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPG2zAZmm2
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoGeIadBvu
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSeaHf47gk
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPkPjkbwVx
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡro2KwRwiKd
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHwTuid9hB
「屌你老母。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfb4nQsGabd
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosrxoHqpks
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDz8e8X9KrY
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zko2muY0K
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG1TgW9YH2
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD1A1E0GMW
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3y2IZa2ohR
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnPWrGVZrB
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRMwoXN4a7
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbzkyxqqJ3
又是「未顯示號碼」。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRyf5ClsVl
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymknneJAge
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsQ8hzaAn0
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RhyeUKMp2
不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOOeAKq1pZ
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoErUyN2XW
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oToCFLbbp
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvAi67u0p4
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuze0qdcjG
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLuzER54Ou
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0J58iNUwYe
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvm3ECyAoKs
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfYwFzjcnJ
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjvtWH92tg
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yCQeJQ7d0
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwi4M9iKVx
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6tTtqBvXB
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89nOCfG1Jt
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGL4kpKpfE
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiJA8ngAWX
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUL7ZEkYFV
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFSqMiY95h
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHjzWAZgDF
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtIZepm5wY
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDFp894SU7
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGShTlpnR2x
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2Xm8iRvkg
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHUqklcV15
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0C8vISnlv
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12foB7sOca
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBhhtEndJu
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwidwjnFw9
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtgjDUgDlj
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6rlpbTzc9
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFxoy40XD4
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6aDZNoSe6
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtT3M1vGA8
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHCytOhyzV
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6dxFYBPoQ
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJas7Us77ht
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPgzUZfQAO
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2r6xskSMH
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHe9UAEcut
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz4UXOKrEE
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDeP5wsLhZ
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJGQKrhvA5
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtn8jpiwrDP
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvh7M45S3Y
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfitxS4wQ15
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCajP19OKBk
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡullm7Srec1
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBbHcoQQFS
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiaHVRjagd
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyhc0Yi9th
「條友信得過嫁喇？」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSX9CaNF7HC
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeCpZ1UxWW
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdR3tjZk8u
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDCKl5EIT2
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9h39ll4Noc
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4F9zoYq5Q
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9iw9A3VTk
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJtN57XKAO
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjvmmzgwFB
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorTJPzYBG7
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6JYUy5ONK
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKnh6vG6G8
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQfXDm9CNQ
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SIGZJpBLw
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqJSXVgfu8
大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQkV0SosG0
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CU6Ii0arr
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh58u49L7vo
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJA0aYLJwbp
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFK6f7TT3qM
等等……如果說剛好的話……796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5adnIocAN1
796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsxbx1XmdE
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNDoQhrRzT
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