Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFTVkWbFNm
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE109oVTm4V
唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5Rnzi5ZrE
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Utcw9HZaM
坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2X25UU67Lo
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本來應該是這樣的。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCabxOttNw
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZZ1FmvhKR
「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbrBKSoJVT
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDyv57MJFi
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xGJOKyiqw
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2HGv4nUER
就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjzERN0ZX4
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdpY5ai9Za
但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFxNcaxL1A
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcLQhg9CBl
「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2Uy2Y1QdU
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43MIHS6ehJ
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDoV9SF5To
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmqLyV7xOQ
臉皮真厚。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX8KcxuzwL
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYI0zIWBp1E
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBgZf7bH4p
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8wupBr5fJ
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SElDn6Wb2
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIP0lIiZ6V
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCBJqxlROe
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17lhHgXC6h
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7zl78HP03
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLivsvGlE9
說得好！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqC1ze20ZM
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVo8fAj7iBx
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbA5l3ivXb
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8M1XcTboDM
「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnji5b6hvt
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiLQ8UQ8uS
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXq3opZX8J
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGwR4hX2q5
也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt1Juinzo3
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzqooIoDez
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLdshIymw0
看到他們倆的眼神……879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdwsuOGV5O
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmUJ9eKXoW
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7y1aenxkRq
唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcX3sbUgpej
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VFNTpT0Me
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWx8XfjSqM
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatMIzdSaqU
經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31myPwP5gW
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGPNxMQKs8
「你都發現到依個問題啊？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoJnGZpAe0
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mqcVRtc23
原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9IAnZY1Nf
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ojh4seDpm
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0VPR6DEIG
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dcPuYZ2iH
「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzrHDXxx0Z
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsbBaFAGUS
為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRSQT7pLGo
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlzhx0HnKF
經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFGbKeRGcg
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9k3PfbtGeL
雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSa2dw2eFj
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxY9BUi9R0
原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Of5s9hOYE
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiC5KDdUhK
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHwCb9g3cb
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tnaEaVi3h
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqk8S6OsDqw
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRURX7xhuyv
「我都記得係咁啊。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGojm34O46M
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kauj8j9Nh
「係囉，係囉。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPsurU5ykX
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryeKtEHoWW
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWGu1sTsk2
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlDuvW3VC4
「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaFb0P0ziK
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6PhxUMXR9
一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmJfkjBSqC
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2Sr5Y1pK9
「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vo3jVrFrK
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnhLVkhgko
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEIdpcdy3T
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCNyCdT39e
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwYgkevhRp
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPNjKlJDr8
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfeX0y1Rzs
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYYZoOIAHZ
未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuC6NeBZzwd
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKfT9ytpst
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSwcrJJ3x3
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtQAyujIYV
「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnPWaEgcux
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcn7Eo6mCD
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvFjKHlu4k
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1FJ3mfT31
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0xEl2f8q4
雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeGpzzMHg4
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx2JYDB7BE
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkB93ruHRk4
他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnn8MZgKRZ
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