無驚無險,又到六時半,在不知不覺之間,我已經逛了巴別塔近五個小時之多,中途不論仆街TB,超級駭客,甚至乎飛機頭都沒有進過來接近我房間一帶的地方。924Please respect copyright.PENANAaVdagB0sIW
924Please respect copyright.PENANAM8Wz9xa7RO
就似是上天也感受到今晚將會發生一場暴風……所以特別為我準備一段漫長平靜一樣。924Please respect copyright.PENANA90Smb4zkTZ
924Please respect copyright.PENANANHBpl1LAAs
經過今次長時間的詳細巡察,我才發現巴別塔有一個重大問題,就是分區問題,目前巴別塔就只有主討論區:【巴別塔討論區】,以及其分區:【巴別塔App談天區】。924Please respect copyright.PENANArmRR67X9FS
924Please respect copyright.PENANABP5SlzEH4V
在區域上,我參考了埃利都的做法,就是談天區的所有帖子都能在主討論區看得到,相反談天區就只能看到自己區內的帖子,以方便會員尋帖及增加每個帖的觀看率。924Please respect copyright.PENANApsBfqMOv2b
924Please respect copyright.PENANAEf5loCcai6
細心觀察下,首先巴別塔的人流已經上升到「一個不錯的水平」,帖子變得多元化是必定的,其次帖子的流動也變得急速,因此要找到某個帖子有時也是不容易的事。924Please respect copyright.PENANA5vReyoy9zA
924Please respect copyright.PENANAy0GhJ0HQbj
毫無疑問,現在是擴展的好時機,多開幾個分區對會員來說也算是個不錯的消息。924Please respect copyright.PENANAZM3olvaAjf
924Please respect copyright.PENANAfLEQbbA8ms
但過多的分區又會使會員分散,所以這個舉動我必須慎重地決定。924Please respect copyright.PENANAnFc91qTl0j
924Please respect copyright.PENANAkrXUCCxiqH
924Please respect copyright.PENANAzv70RNgSzn
想到這裡,開往香港仔的巴士已經到達,我跟著大堆社會的齒輪上到一個奸商所製的超細罐頭裡。924Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZoUDlPHhn
924Please respect copyright.PENANAwUsWSYCcz7
車上的人多得過份,而且非常擠逼,搞得身為堂堂巴別塔創造主的本人像條誤闖沙甸魚群的海豚一樣,真失禮。924Please respect copyright.PENANA8i6JcRAOE2
924Please respect copyright.PENANAnW941IT0Lr
一上到車,所有人都各自瞬速找個位置坐下,好死不死,到我選位的時候就只剩下兩個「關愛座」……924Please respect copyright.PENANAwarXEKPZJU
924Please respect copyright.PENANAAZRx8Cgut3
不知是哪個屎忽鬼想出這種鬼主意,明明只要有心,個個都是關愛座,為什麼要搞出這種特權意味甚重的「關愛座」啊?924Please respect copyright.PENANAetrfKXh9zF
924Please respect copyright.PENANAyZbGA2nANX
唉……算,一句到尾,現在這個時候究竟叫我坐還是不坐好?924Please respect copyright.PENANAaQw4iWNuy7
924Please respect copyright.PENANAlcYNIy2CIC
考慮不夠四分一秒,一個龐大的身影在我旁邊閃過,二話不說就坐落我的兩個其中一個目標上,然後以滿口鄉音的廣東話大聲說:924Please respect copyright.PENANAl0Q0ZGWwFz
924Please respect copyright.PENANANnjuFpBOv8
「阿霞!依度重有位啊!」924Please respect copyright.PENANAcGP7E1ZYUq
924Please respect copyright.PENANAM781FCjHMG
她說完這話,我望一望她,是一個臉部肌肉已習慣黑面的疑似師奶物體,應她的召喚,一名微胖的中年女性忽然出現,二話不說就將我撞開,一下坐到另一個「關愛座」。924Please respect copyright.PENANA5tqvkuQwwb
924Please respect copyright.PENANAsLDlcldWZr
二人半眼都沒看過我,完全把我當成透明,將搶位置的事當成理所當然一樣,愉快地開始自己的話題:924Please respect copyright.PENANAKbpmpbf9hX
924Please respect copyright.PENANAX4hSGoL9ep
「嘩,馨姐,真係唔該哂你啊!你真係快手既姐!」924Please respect copyright.PENANAYZxtvu6mQm
924Please respect copyright.PENANAFn2xkmmaZR
我亦無謂站著阻到後面魚貫而進的其他乘客,快快走進後面的深處找個位置站好。924Please respect copyright.PENANAYdjyWcsM2n
924Please respect copyright.PENANA8sQ4vR2aY0
可是兩個阿姐的閒談響遍全車,聽來實在比地盤噪音更令人心煩:924Please respect copyright.PENANAuaqnUjI9BM
924Please respect copyright.PENANAHqky500L9O
「哎喲,唔好咁講,係喇,你知唔知之後阿蓮佢啊……」924Please respect copyright.PENANADvIdTbMqZ8
924Please respect copyright.PENANAd0VX1ewRn2
「才!咪係度講埋依D野啦!」924Please respect copyright.PENANAwFyziS2spM
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「Black top blazin', hometown fadin'924Please respect copyright.PENANAcMk4Yw451e
Out of sight in the rear view mirror924Please respect copyright.PENANApiG014tt1i
Stevie Ray blasting on the radio924Please respect copyright.PENANAMZ3mYWrNGI
As I slam it into higher gear」924Please respect copyright.PENANAWOzhMINXS2
924Please respect copyright.PENANAe68oPRftdU
當然兩位阿姐不會忽然說起英文來,這是我為了逃避兩隻怪物噪音而戴上耳筒所聽到的歌曲。924Please respect copyright.PENANADbWmwUz8zJ
924Please respect copyright.PENANAzIb63jhHzA
不久,巴士也上滿人了。924Please respect copyright.PENANAaCW6t3Kx6g
924Please respect copyright.PENANAvjb5WYD4MA
它立即開動,啟程將我帶到籬漫著迷離黑霧的神祕島——鴨利洲,對岸一個叫香港仔的地方。924Please respect copyright.PENANA40h8zLRqhd
924Please respect copyright.PENANARivqZL1fOs
924Please respect copyright.PENANA6PKiiSSFrK
經過了廿幾個站的旅程,加上中間路況不算暢順,讓我花了足足近四十分鐘才到達目的地。924Please respect copyright.PENANAZpDIyigHJs
924Please respect copyright.PENANAHuIOmbqlmD
香港仔這個地方我來過好多次,其實細妹之前也提過,就是因為我有個住鴨利洲的姑媽。924Please respect copyright.PENANA4pcit38dVd
924Please respect copyright.PENANAH9kTEvxCBJ
姑媽,即是我老豆的家姐,相比老母那邊的超級大家族,老豆的可說是非常迷你,只有三兄弟姊妹,姑媽最大,老豆排第二,下面還有個姑姐。924Please respect copyright.PENANAoo4npGcXQv
924Please respect copyright.PENANARI4PZ5S5Nd
整體來說,我對這邊的親戚並沒什麼反感,至少他們都很識做,新年利是夠大封,又不會問三問四,點到即止。924Please respect copyright.PENANA8aXfjAYUrh
924Please respect copyright.PENANAnB1dOP7Pj1
而老母那邊……唉,不說了,反正只是題外話,而且一個十二兄弟姊妹連帶無數表親的巨型家族,我保證當中的八卦是複雜得任何人都不想去理解的。924Please respect copyright.PENANAAKBVdjKORH
924Please respect copyright.PENANA3g6bDjMGRr
除非我是某個大集團家族的富二代,或是將前額剃光,變成某個清朝的皇族吧。924Please respect copyright.PENANAXqNLtxM1YC
924Please respect copyright.PENANA4TfmHB0fbP
說來有點離題了,也許我應該說回姑媽的事。924Please respect copyright.PENANAqAyZE7HSzN
924Please respect copyright.PENANAypGvZfvUCj
別與老母那邊的親戚相比,單單與其他我遇過的所有人相比,姑媽肯定在我頭十個最尊敬的人當中佔一席位。924Please respect copyright.PENANASFLOcLuHIg
924Please respect copyright.PENANAhDhtmZI6cj
她是個了不起的女人,在擁有不錯的事業同時,也擁有美滿的家庭,兩個兒子在她教育下,都有著不錯的成就,而且為人大方,每年新年給我的利是都大封得很。924Please respect copyright.PENANAPoZfH2FXNW
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但我已經好幾年沒見過她,也沒有收到大大封的利是,原因很簡單,因為她已經病死了。924Please respect copyright.PENANAVQKyIfnLbG
924Please respect copyright.PENANAdk98i6qeKY
隨她去世後,她的大兒子音訊全無,聽說不知去了哪裡流浪。而小兒子則娶了個日本妹,與姑丈移民到日本開始新生活,她本人就選擇了海葬,隨海水遊遍世界。924Please respect copyright.PENANAy9QqznUPLC
924Please respect copyright.PENANAWCp18aYix2
所以現在留在鴨利洲的,除了一些回憶外,就只剩下他們曾住過的單位。如非南華早報的事,我接下來的人生,大概都不會再踏足這個地方。924Please respect copyright.PENANADD1K1ZEZ7o
924Please respect copyright.PENANAi800ewrA8S
在回想這些事情的期間,時間已來到下午七時五十三分,而我在南記總店大門已等了差不多十分鐘,第一個巴別塔光明會的成員終於出現在我眼前,他就是Moscow killer,對他的外表,我還是只有「平凡」兩字可說。924Please respect copyright.PENANAPiI5gg7SVl
924Please respect copyright.PENANAYugZi5xpuJ
由於大部份溝通上的工作都是由四眼仔負責,作為巴別塔創造主的本人,理所當然就只是負責決策。924Please respect copyright.PENANA8AemUKzUzy
924Please respect copyright.PENANAnUcXIcCVuD
因此,一直以來,我對於巴別塔光明會成員的溝通都只局限於「有意義」的內容,簡單點來說,我們之間其實絕少,不,應該是根本完全沒有閒談。924Please respect copyright.PENANAmCugkXF3Qx
924Please respect copyright.PENANABGZYEK5zNQ
所以這一刻,我們見面後除了簡單打個招呼,就什麼都沒有說了,然後沉默地並站在南記的門口,等待其他成員。924Please respect copyright.PENANAieORInbdtn
924Please respect copyright.PENANA3f9bObmT0t
見一時沒事做,我打開IPhone,看看巴別塔有沒有什麼有趣的東西看看。924Please respect copyright.PENANAsuW5FZBuyl
924Please respect copyright.PENANAzvnXOemPzQ
結果,馬上就找到一個覺得挺有趣的帖子,標題是『[認真非吹水]我懷疑自己個仔同菲傭發生左肉體關係』,隨帖更附上一幅X凱琪的相片,讓我非常不爭氣地笑了。924Please respect copyright.PENANAGyaniDW85d
924Please respect copyright.PENANA90q9eK8qUz
按下『reply』將帖子展開,內容如下:924Please respect copyright.PENANAE2Q7ldczYm
924Please respect copyright.PENANAqcipsXfR6C
「(NAME:鐵血外交官)924Please respect copyright.PENANAwpPCsREcvU
是咁的,由於差唔多一年前果時,我老婆又開始返工,無乜時間做屋企野,一家三口,成間屋最常出現既就得我果個十五歲半既仔。924Please respect copyright.PENANAmWfLIACXC7
924Please respect copyright.PENANAHlBCFaZwNS
老老實實你叫佢得閒煮下飯,照顧下自己都還可以,但要個思春期既靚仔幫你做家務,我好清楚根本就係天荒夜談!924Please respect copyright.PENANAGCzpPNGwbv
924Please respect copyright.PENANAPXY0jlcToV
所以唯一會惦掃把既我同老婆就成日為左家務既事鬧交。924Please respect copyright.PENANAsCNyIdBxfq
924Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3h9lFVDxO
我老婆可能因為係公司受左d壓力,所以成日返到黎見到間屋有少少亂就對住我同個仔閪口閪面,又比說話我地聽,三日唔埋兩日就鬧交,搞到成日家嘈屋閉。924Please respect copyright.PENANA9VV3BImmHF
924Please respect copyright.PENANAFaVPYmWofZ
於是我見屋企有D錢剩,個仔成日食公仔麵又好似唔係好健康,就把心一橫請左個菲傭返黎。924Please respect copyright.PENANAURs0nZHyVq
924Please respect copyright.PENANAeu62P7tlut
可能男人天性係咸濕D,所以我下意識揀左個睇落幾大波又後生(當然唔只大波,睇紀錄知佢手腳乾淨,做野又快又熟手又勤力先揀佢架炸)既菲傭返黎。924Please respect copyright.PENANAZwB137TXkp
924Please respect copyright.PENANA1OchvWEpax
點知佢第一日黎到,我即刻眼都凸埋,屌你佢對波簡直大鳩到痴撚線,阿叔見慣唔少大場面,但都忍唔住吞左幾啖口水。924Please respect copyright.PENANAdVqZH9ip8W
924Please respect copyright.PENANA5jCVwYqJWl
不過算,我好清楚自己唔鐘意食朱古力,見佢又勤力又有禮貌就由得佢啦(無可能因為個菲傭太大波所以炒佢架嘛),咪比次機會人囉。924Please respect copyright.PENANAs15cXOGo0D
924Please respect copyright.PENANAmCuaLTSfaY
咁佢做到而家一直都無乜問題,老婆又煩少左,日日返到屋企有飯食,就結果黎講都幾完滿啊。924Please respect copyright.PENANAQle39fBKN3
924Please respect copyright.PENANADdm30klhsH
點知我琴晚半夜屙尿既時候發現有個Condom係馬桶入面,應該係上一手無留意沖唔走。924Please respect copyright.PENANAMNLp5NaueM
924Please respect copyright.PENANAPD4xWgEmQw
全間屋得兩個男人,咪話我先入為主,我有無扑過野我自己最清楚啦。924Please respect copyright.PENANAZsfPnWABZU
924Please respect copyright.PENANAIEzMPy7cEk
咁係我好肯定自己無扑過野既前題下,你話個Condom係邊個留低既,無論如果我都只諗到一個人,就係個衰仔……924Please respect copyright.PENANANn6kZeaJ05
924Please respect copyright.PENANA4GcgAWbSYS
雖然鐵證如山,但我依然選擇呃自己其實琴晚係發夢,不過今朝食早餐既時候我先發現原來阿仔份早餐大份過我(明明我得一隻蛋,但佢有兩隻),佢又成日對住個菲傭笑笑口,舊朱古力又同佢打左個眼色,好明顯就有路啦!924Please respect copyright.PENANAXcCqM0J46h
924Please respect copyright.PENANAhXLaNWmQfs
各位巴打你地話而家點算好?我應該唔聲唔聲炒左個菲傭定點?」924Please respect copyright.PENANAgD40Xt8cvU
924Please respect copyright.PENANARkQNoZKW3d
看罷我第一個感覺是,這篇帖主要是發泄對老婆不滿多於關心阿仔同菲傭有沒有扑野,不過他確實寫得真的幾新奇又過癮,加上標題也吸引人的眼球,所以得到不少回覆:924Please respect copyright.PENANAOTsOe87Eff
924Please respect copyright.PENANAJnRXHqmvIm
「或者你個仔戴Condom打飛機呢?唔洗緊張喎。(NAME:無名)」924Please respect copyright.PENANAgmxsQ5zQW3
924Please respect copyright.PENANATrmAbwTZjO
「應該係你第二個人格好撚鐘意食朱古力,所以偷偷地襯你訓著走去搞鳩阿菲傭姐姐啊(NAME:無名)」924Please respect copyright.PENANAyc2zKxLgLm
924Please respect copyright.PENANAEZykPDumrx
「Fight Club!(NAME:快樂殺人狂)」924Please respect copyright.PENANAyw7VXRJwvP
924Please respect copyright.PENANAEFnty9bqKk
「其實呢……無圖好難討論既,我識面相,可以幫你睇下佢個樣有無扑過野既跡象。(NAME:蘇民鋒)」924Please respect copyright.PENANA6CR32FYLew
924Please respect copyright.PENANAke1GD2laOX
「屌你老母仆街仔,賓妹都岩?(NAME:無名)」924Please respect copyright.PENANAdbUI94uSgN
924Please respect copyright.PENANACmcJKWNbxI
「其實賓妹真係好熱情,又乜撚都玩得,打真軍又得,後花園又玩得,識玩一定玩賓妹(NAME:無名)」924Please respect copyright.PENANAaYsfZMOyTD
924Please respect copyright.PENANAKMSiS6xx2I
「賓妹都有打手!?(NAME:K.Leo)」924Please respect copyright.PENANAbAhWToMDiJ
924Please respect copyright.PENANAVsNOsg02Yr
「我覺得依條友應該真係屌過囉(NAME:無名)」924Please respect copyright.PENANA7IAejT8P3h
924Please respect copyright.PENANAAm7HLQuk80
「樓主有無考慮過同個仔玩3P?(NAME:龍王哥)」924Please respect copyright.PENANATIumFvPyyi
924Please respect copyright.PENANAwA662QusEs
「賓妹唔係人啊?賓妹對波唔係波啊?圖呢!仆街!(NAME:簫風)」924Please respect copyright.PENANAacy9zOvF5i
924Please respect copyright.PENANApQ8Bd4f0Y2
「簫風巴打真係痴撚線,連賓妹都唔放過,果然係我地戒J界既典範(NAME:無各)」924Please respect copyright.PENANApWtfmGtLwb
924Please respect copyright.PENANAfLTvdAFst6
「依個Post好明顯係黑暗戒J界既陰謀,想引一眾巴打一展龍威……924Please respect copyright.PENANAdudygTXLvD
Btw睇完篇野硬左,我係咪唔正常?(NAME:無名)」924Please respect copyright.PENANAn216uy70bB
924Please respect copyright.PENANANPg5QKKHJV
「認真既巴打,我覺得你應該同老婆商量下先,依個係一個好嚴重既問題。(NAME:無名)」924Please respect copyright.PENANA84fSB10pTa
924Please respect copyright.PENANAC2dtM1i6BT
「大波賓妹,嘔(NAME:津巴布偉富豪)」924Please respect copyright.PENANAmOrroRH9lz
924Please respect copyright.PENANAqZotKQ2JbN
「成班大驚小怪,同賓妹扑野成撚日都會有架啦,我勸樓主咪鳩搞得太大啊,一陣比佢告鳩你個仔強姦你就仆街喇(NAME:VitoCorleone)」924Please respect copyright.PENANAIaZysXtEzI
924Please respect copyright.PENANAV6YcZfhn2u
「其實咁既,我覺得係你份人比較小氣加埋有幻覺姐,最可以幫到你既係醫生,而唔係巴別塔啊。(NAME:叉雞飯)」924Please respect copyright.PENANA2Y0UZee6cI
924Please respect copyright.PENANAxq8zxgLKzi
「首先我無可能貼一個同自己個仔扑過野既菲傭上黎,其次,我唔係痴左線,我好肯定真係親眼見到個Condom……」924Please respect copyright.PENANANvG7h6vldi
924Please respect copyright.PENANA8hQL3wvdBa
看這個來自樓主的回覆不到一半,我即被現實世界的一把聲音打斷:924Please respect copyright.PENANAlV7PaLCBdx
924Please respect copyright.PENANAneIbWVDrRQ
「Hay,ABC,得你兩個炸?」924Please respect copyright.PENANAiMXeLuWVcn
924Please respect copyright.PENANAl977ThYIFY
是四眼仔,望都不用望,單憑聲音就知道,看看時間,現在剛好是八時正,非常符合他準時的風格。924Please respect copyright.PENANAwgarKREqJJ
924Please respect copyright.PENANAZaH9Gvcca4
我抬頭望向他,淡淡地回應:924Please respect copyright.PENANAdNDIpDJ4ge
924Please respect copyright.PENANARn3xOxAlJe
「係啊,佢地都唔知有無時間觀念既。」924Please respect copyright.PENANAJwcHWmZva4
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Moscow killer則繼續保持沉默,觀望住我與四眼仔的對話。924Please respect copyright.PENANAmpeQcjsq3F
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四眼仔聽到我的回應,馬上看看自己的手提電話,打開whatsapp重新確認資訊,再回答我的問題:924Please respect copyright.PENANABO5aCqdp11
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「唔係啊,佢地話一早到左等緊你地喎。」924Please respect copyright.PENANAIDYo183sM5
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我左望右望,都不見其他人,垃圾筒裡都完全不見超級駭客的蹤影,於是反問四眼仔:924Please respect copyright.PENANAX9KnsJBMCU
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「下?咁佢地而家係邊?」924Please respect copyright.PENANApKy69Uqmz3
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這個時候,Moscow killer居然主動插話:「唔通……」924Please respect copyright.PENANAh1cSpk3ff6
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我與四眼仔立即望向他,期待一個不可思議的答案……924Please respect copyright.PENANAhPdGjeJ24Y
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