這是一間科技產品專賣店，上面掛著一面黃色極具科幻氣質的招牌，上面釘著以純白色亞加力膠製成的《力奇電訊》四隻大字。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0QZ4XYCdt
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTl1lcuBpvG
裡面的空間大約有三百呎左右，擺放多個大小不同的玻璃櫃，有的高得連著天花板，有的則只有約呎高，可讓客人與員工把其當作桌子使用，各種手提電話，手提電腦，或是不同的配件都放在其中，琳琅滿目，方便客人選購。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHtpB5ImYq
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7apj61y2q
我是《力奇電訊》旗下IT部的一個IT Support，這間就是我今期所負責的分店，雖然店內電腦很少會出什麼大問題，但小問題卻層出不窮，明明是高科技產品的專賣店，但員工則不太高科技，連插頭鬆了開不到機也不能自己處理，而我在就是負責處理這些瑣碎問題的跑腿，間中被派到不同分店駐守，方便處理突發事件。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NZeT55EMj
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRF97nNvgEq
所有人都忙著做自己的事，就在一個人都沒發現我的情況下，我遲了半天才回來。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYod8S756g
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4T9yLuyCsj
我能夠神不知鬼不覺地蛇走半天都沒有人發覺，不是因為其他同事都忙於工作，相反店裡半個客人都沒有，員工們都很得閒，就似是一群在藍天白雲下吃草的鴕鳥一樣，一邊低著頭玩玩電話，一邊聊天。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98coctXE4Y
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLNW3lO0ES
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmF5sjDsdOi
全因為我是個可有可無的閒人。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXY83Eagzin
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjzmZpyAyc
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qCyc3J4La
我回到又小又窄的貨倉，回到那個為我臨時搭出來的可憐位置，繼續為那幾個可憐的病人診症。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIIjW8TkFH
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvah6zdT2H
所謂病人不是人類，更不是貓與狗或是老鼠烏龜，它們只是幾台出了問題的電腦。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1DSjpqoon
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwQP8PV9e2
事情是這樣的，大學畢業後，我找工作找了一整個月，學歷夠了，但工作經驗是零，所以一直不是吃閉門羹就是等電話。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuN0NoaTpD
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KGGYuGYHV
見我這副樣子，老母插手我的事情……836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYh7VAbMgs
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisKHRi6wrz
唉，我一直認為，師奶是一個能毀滅世界的超級物種，尤其是她們進入「自我感覺女強人」模式時，事情總會變得一發不可收拾。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDEKmmsOch
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rHTBMSMQM
我老母，今次也不例外，她不說半句話就把我推給舅父的朋友，讓他為我安排工作。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hUSDrYFPa
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmioexL033
但她根本就連我所修科目的實際專業也不清楚，只是憑著IT兩個字就灑脫地把我一腳踢進名為「力奇電訊」的龍門裡。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpTpbMljwy
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsWNjthA5w
老母的先斬後奏，如一記強而有力的遠射，殺我一個措手不及，當我來得及反應時，我已經他媽的在龍門裡。這球漂亮的世界波，就算連黑哨也不能判定越位而收回。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbB3FKg7rf
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2iTgcPluU
她在背後所做手腳，賣的人情，可能多得過份，人事部求其地面試一下就聘請了我。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JFjdNfQag
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCTJraNKPz
可惜她卻不知道，自己花這麼多功夫換來的職位，就只是一個IT Support，而我就因為她搞的屎棍，沒有一年半載也不能辭工，因為我總不能害了那些為這支屎棍出過力的人。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLncBHvUi7
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepljsD7n58
「力奇電訊」擁有三十家門市，算是一間大公司吧，人事部跟我說會有機會晉升，而我那個做了三年的前輩基哥則告訴我：836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNWmxpSlX6
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJWGtkZuiO
「升條春咩，要升都升我先啦，我做撚左三年重係同D撚樣處理埋D on9中毒定係開唔到機，有時連換電燈膽都關你事。依行無前途嫁喇，轉工啦。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJ77vQMKcu
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBw2qGkLyEo
誰說真話？一目了然吧，升職是有的機會的，不過最少先打三年飛機。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZSRzUk2Oe
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PWxcJ2v18
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDLGPLFYyN
所以我現在就困在這個他媽的小貨倉中，處理一部因為上咸網而中毒的中年電腦，在我等待程序時，就用自己的I Phone Google一下有關魚柳包的資料，也不禁回想起剛剛與阿熹的那通電話。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMtGkIwEQl
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXs3sEStu6X
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQcna7Y74k
他聽罷我對魚柳包的調查結果，非常疑惑地向我作出一個反問，彷佛昨天之事已煙消雲散一樣：836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfPwN1xiiV
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXumyuLNnOB
「做咩無啦啦打黎同我講咩魚柳包啊？打錯電話？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlS4XcEf0q
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISvkXJB56t
聽到他的反問我，我顯得更疑惑：836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwGZ62S2L3
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zNxW5kjy4
「下？無打錯啊，你係王松熹啊嘛？你唔記得左喇？你琴日先問我點解魚柳包得半塊芝士既？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8d5JP8uuu
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93TFESHc0N
「我記得琴日係同你釣完夜魚食M記，但我邊度有講過乜野魚柳包，乜野芝士啊？」阿熹答得很急燥，似是想快快掛線。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07iH3Fsfud
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEBOUjn1q8
他給我一種很陌生的感覺，讓我忽略了他的情緒，直訴心中疑問：836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9TlYkb8eZ
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJTqix5HPI
「喂，你係唔係玩野啊？你真係問過我喎…等等先，你係唔係阿熹啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5DUgdUa3u
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPD8D8zwsX
阿熹講粗口有一種特色，就是第一個「屌」字必定會非常高聲，非常有阿叔講粗口的神韻：836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rzpFrVomX
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopdrdqCMFZ
「屌你啊，我唔撚係我咁大鑊？拿，認真，我有d緊要野做緊，你唔好再玩電話喇，有乜野快d講，ok?」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQi9l9s1YHN
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LUsslOF4y
他大概怒了。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fx0UH55Pb
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKFqYRlRTt
但我一頭霧水，一時三刻不知說什麼好：「唔係哩…你話自己成塊魚柳扯出黎食，所以一塊定半塊芝士你實記得……」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6dR5WgrO8
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiznwqTrBXp
他那如同暴風雨前夕的呼吸聲打斷我的話，表示他的忍耐已經去到極限，下一刻，他要爆了：836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphr63Ww0Ib
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbEPrJIyqy
「屌你老味，魚柳包不嬲都係得果半塊芝士嫁啦，男人老狗重玩乜鳩野電話啊！咪鬼執著埋d 咁on9野啦，一塊半塊芝士關你撚事咩！大佬，我唔同你啊，我好撚忙嫁，你咪再打黎喇。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2nF96VcvS
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWEv9DQACW
隔著電話都能感受到阿熹那憤怒之火，從電話的小喇叭也感到熱力之強，耳朵差點就熟透了。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB65o1KMX6q
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMl0oUOTIB
他就這樣Cut線，昨日的事如沒發生過一樣，情況實在詭異。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05EZywH6ar
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWY2IGljRC
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIR3pdGh81
我望著電話上的魚柳包，想不透阿熹是真的忘記了？還是裝作忘記？要是裝出來，又是為什麼？難道是我太煩嗎？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Lc8jGJWed
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgOiHH1Vll
我又該繼續查下去嗎？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLoX7lofdL
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiI7uky0cjC
不管了，可以按「下一步」了，我連忙將電話放下，開始處理餘下工作。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dTKsuR5T4
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiyBUWmhro
「下一步」又「下一步」，我做的事其實連阿壽都識做，我明明是個修讀了四年IT的大學畢業生，為什麼會淪落到不停按著「下一步」？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQthq3xGke
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9qLGZtUiX
真的令人泄氣得要死……836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTJKsp021y
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkzph2CKZy
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXBorLCxhP
電腦又迎來新的等候時間。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbXJn7TGMa
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ560YH520zo
我便再拿起I Phone看看，魚柳包的搜尋結果其實有著奇怪的地方……不，這應該是正常的。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5D8loY1Q7F
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFbG5fVCFR
不論古舊，所有的結果圖片的芝士，都不約而同只有半塊，也許像波叔那樣說，是我記錯吧？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wRKjrihj6
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MsMwnetrm
不過要是搜尋的不是圖片，而是網址，情況就有一百八十度轉變，世界各地，只要是有M記的地方，都有人跟我一樣，懷著同一個疑問：836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTvlemEaKf
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn06eN89k6l
「點解魚柳包得番半塊芝士？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQoTe6czan
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSppcfwFaV
「幾時開始轉？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm1GtMsiiI
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8k5MKkGO4
「由一開始已經得半塊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlS5lCMnlU
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFIe0y5wlU
「我明明記得有一塊。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6biv8G5A5
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZUhrkvQ3Q
情況看來有點不尋常……836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4N89FrXXs
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOS4mJzustF
836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyEQQgcLV6
難道是世人集體記錯嗎？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzm16Mdzeb
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