一陣強烈的風聲從小喇叭衝出,彷佛要訴說自己的強韌一樣,聽到如此有性格的背景聲……對這個未知號碼的來電者是誰這件事,我大概已心中有數。775Please respect copyright.PENANA4KgRpNcdmh
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除了他之外,不會有其他人。775Please respect copyright.PENANAiWeZleJbyu
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「喂。」775Please respect copyright.PENANA3MwJdpe07F
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他不帶任何感情,卻富嚴厲味道地說了一句,以確認我已經接了電話。775Please respect copyright.PENANA3pfCGmr3ed
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雖然聽到他的聲音我已肯定他是誰了,但還是要確認一下,所以就問:775Please respect copyright.PENANAc4Bd7a4uxZ
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「阿熹?」775Please respect copyright.PENANAWcDcQIXVoC
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「嗯。轉個地方傾好嘛?」依然不帶任何感情,好像暴風前夕一樣平靜。775Please respect copyright.PENANAOOnfuGt9QG
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「好啊,你依排點啊?」我向檸檬人作個抱歉的手勢,回頭就迅速地跑上樓梯,離開位於地庫的M記。775Please respect copyright.PENANAekO2d5B3ob
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「幾好,我同緊個朋友旅行緊。」775Please respect copyright.PENANAKPARXqjNaG
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由於現在還是清晨時份,所以西洋菜南街還是水靜河飛。775Please respect copyright.PENANAc3BlbQiRio
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「唔該你一路行一路傾,同時留意下周圍有無人。」775Please respect copyright.PENANAu9XGv1fobe
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他命令道。775Please respect copyright.PENANA04IBqywvdW
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我必須服從嗎?不。但我尊重他,便開始在這條尚在沉睡的長街散步。775Please respect copyright.PENANAp96QDAYNdx
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「OK,你有乜野想講?」我公式的問,這是對那個「命令」的回敬。775Please respect copyright.PENANAVRkcKYJt9H
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「志,我而家認真同你講,你繼續玩巴別塔,唔緊要,我唔干預,但請你馬上關閉裡面既『新聞區』,同埋將所有魚柳包既資料又好,Post又好,總之同魚柳包有關既,都delete哂佢……」775Please respect copyright.PENANAxLZKVs267T
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語氣依舊不帶任何感情,這不是平常會以高八度呼喊「屌~~」的阿熹。775Please respect copyright.PENANABqXw1xtgW0
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而且每說到「魚柳包」的時候,他都會顯得格外拘謹,戒慎恐懼,區區一個魚柳包真的會重成重大影響嗎?775Please respect copyright.PENANAEzfWzvKp0I
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我不知道,但他的語氣告訴我:「會。」775Please respect copyright.PENANALF8QWXIE7E
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要答應他嗎?775Please respect copyright.PENANAIFS4rbiICd
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直覺向阿熹投了一票,理智投了巴別塔一票。775Please respect copyright.PENANA4nIAeaD6By
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那決定權最後還是落到我手上麼?775Please respect copyright.PENANAM0vcafaCsd
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「隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆……」775Please respect copyright.PENANAzl4rIUgtHT
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一輛貨車在旁邊的馬路駛過,發出吵耳的噪音,在這兩秒間,我決定了。775Please respect copyright.PENANAOgWP9M437L
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「我拒絕。」775Please respect copyright.PENANAdmG0r7aqeV
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這就是我最後的答覆,一個出自巴別塔創造主——「AdminBabelCreator」永遠都不會再推翻的決定。775Please respect copyright.PENANAySVBRsSeJS
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聽到阿熹的態度,我就知道自己已經正式脫離了汁男行列,成為一個正式的男優,因為從沒有人會與「汁男」這種無謂人談判。775Please respect copyright.PENANAnzENoKYAzQ
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看來我的地位已經更上一層樓了,此證明我創立巴別塔,以及往後所行的每一步棋都是對的。775Please respect copyright.PENANAt42ei8LS5v
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所以我拒絕了他的請求,眼前就是一條通往必然成功的美妙道路,豈有停下來的理由?775Please respect copyright.PENANALmNDuUPseF
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嘿嘿,繼續走下去,超越神之手加藤鷹也是時間的問題啊!775Please respect copyright.PENANAU4ahoYVB89
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「我屌你老母,好聲好氣叫你停係唔得,你而家覺得自己好威啊?你知唔知自己搞到個世界亂哂龍啊?就黎打仗添喇!重係度玩玩玩,屌你老母,你搞到個世界仆緊街喇!鳩頭志!」775Please respect copyright.PENANAyyCQvuTe68
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阿熹聽到我的答覆忽然失控,看來那個平靜所召來的暴風來臨了。775Please respect copyright.PENANACqWtiVCqpJ
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「乜野鳩頭志啊,屌你!」775Please respect copyright.PENANAzwddeJOKzN
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「我叫你咪撚再搞魚柳包啊,最好刪埋個壇佢啊,係唔係好撚難先?」775Please respect copyright.PENANAqeqUZJnZpI
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「你而家話刪就刪啊?我真係唔鳩信一個魚柳包會搞撚到世界大戰啊?想大鳩我都唔好用d咁撚幼稚既理由啦!你幾歲啊?以為自己IQ高人少少就可以亂鳩咁講野啊?」775Please respect copyright.PENANAPGDPbt5RlZ
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「喂!我唔係亂講囉,你依D人就係咁無撚知,戇鳩鳩,連自己做緊乜野都唔知囉,以前唔係我磅住你,你死撚左九世喇!」775Please respect copyright.PENANAt015GWvbDI
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「我都忍得你耐,你知乜野就講哂出黎啦,成鳩日收收埋埋,又話好危險又唔撚講乜野事!—句『知少d好d』就叫人收嗲,你係唔係好威先?你係唔係知多過我地少少就好威先?我屌你老母!」775Please respect copyright.PENANAPWhIMAoePB
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吵架就是這樣。775Please respect copyright.PENANAYHWyVeDBHy
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一切都衝口而出,我們根本就不知道自己吵過什麼,說過什麼難聽的話,只希望對方認低威。可是從來都不會有人願意認低威,因為肯認的話,架就自然吵不成了。775Please respect copyright.PENANAzAIjBx1nnA
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聽罷他沉一沉,接著是:775Please respect copyright.PENANAwd1QX1r2Tn
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足足四秒的沉默。775Please respect copyright.PENANAB3JAScgfP0
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首先再開口的是他:「志。以前有乜野,今日講過d乜野,請你原諒我,過多排我返香港會話哂所有你想知既野比你知,但今次魚柳包依單野,真係我地都玩唔起,你而家唔刪,過多排巴別塔紅左就想收都收唔返嫁喇,唔係話你唔想玩就可以唔玩……」775Please respect copyright.PENANAPoRMs9IIR3
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現在他居然認低威……?775Please respect copyright.PENANAHm4dMfmpYZ
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為什麼?難道他已經意識到自己過去的錯,已經明白我已經比他更高級,更偉大嗎?775Please respect copyright.PENANAdREEp8GL8W
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「到時你喊又好,叫救命又好,我都救你唔到嫁喇。」775Please respect copyright.PENANAfX7G0bNdRl
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看來不是,他這是苦口婆心的語氣,他還把我當成小孩一樣安撫,希望能勸道我走回他所希望的路。775Please respect copyright.PENANAmok0Wa65P9
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通常安撫過後,就是威嚇。775Please respect copyright.PENANAAD4vLQ5kcJ
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果然他真的以嚴肅的語氣開口說:775Please respect copyright.PENANAhQHqt96IGj
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「我話你聽,而家單『無嬰症』已經搞到個世界立立亂,魚柳包單野你當做慈事,收手……嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……」775Please respect copyright.PENANAk0SQiD2QjY
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說到一件我從來都未聽過的事件:775Please respect copyright.PENANAAQiRKCdzEe
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「無嬰症」775Please respect copyright.PENANAgxRElokIBf
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電話就此斷線。775Please respect copyright.PENANA0RGWW5Ggyh
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這是口誤所說出的真實?還是無中生有的威嚇?775Please respect copyright.PENANAK9QH0vvsCw
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先不管了,總之現在知道的事又多了一件,就是---無嬰症。775Please respect copyright.PENANA91ro2wyZnm
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無嬰症意解作什麼?775Please respect copyright.PENANAEJmp31Ln0E
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毛嬰症?毛鷹症?無英症?無鷹症?巫纓症?毛英症?775Please respect copyright.PENANAWiDjv6dm2T
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聽起來全都狗屁不通,就此讀音而言,能夠影響世界的就解釋就只有一個:775Please respect copyright.PENANAFfvzjYkiob
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「無嬰症」775Please respect copyright.PENANAcsqAx4rssP
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意思大概就是……沒有嬰兒的病……嗎?775Please respect copyright.PENANAp2VBSJYgwl
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居然能夠從一個小小的病名猜出其中的真意,以理解能力來說,我果然是個他媽的天才。775Please respect copyright.PENANAYdxXI0v6QP
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依照他所說,現在這種病正在世界擴散嗎…?775Please respect copyright.PENANAh1pPp1ojim
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即是說人類將會面臨一次人口萎縮嗎…?775Please respect copyright.PENANA2YXUBgSjiw
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「你大我啊!?」775Please respect copyright.PENANA22BDNVHKYU
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黃松熹,你以為說這種鬼話就能就我退縮嗎!?775Please respect copyright.PENANAw3IHLUNkc7
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絕不可能!775Please respect copyright.PENANAsnkSX66XEj
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我告訴你!不論魚柳包,甚至無嬰症我都鐵定會將他們的祕密公諸於世!巴別塔將會成為世上最偉大的論壇!775Please respect copyright.PENANANjb5sJWKTJ
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「Never compromise.775Please respect copyright.PENANAhmXg1kIC7e
Not even in the face of Armageddon.」775Please respect copyright.PENANA3CxjY7xGd9
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