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金翅仆街鳥!839Please respect copyright.PENANAIfRmIxjkHi
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鄭多燕你條朱西,係咪玩野?在這個危急時候,你和我說你老母枝槍是玩具槍?839Please respect copyright.PENANAPZ6reR2wu8
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或者由於我出槍,眼前的健碩Agent Smith受了剌激,向我大叫出拳!839Please respect copyright.PENANArJHNJLSGz1
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我拋低枝槍,低頭避過一拳。屌你老母有拳風?這個Smith是職業拳手嗎?我回贈一擊,一拳抽擊在他腹上!屌你老母,我打中塊鋼板嗎?健碩Agent Smith被我一拳擊退三步!839Please respect copyright.PENANAmn39nUGKOt
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鄭多燕在尖叫,奶子上下晃動!這時候,另一個Agent Smith從酒吧也衝了出來!以一敵二,我年輕二十年的話大約可以,可是我已經四十有六!839Please respect copyright.PENANAdLiiwlgPyP
危急一刻,我聽到後巷盡頭有人大叫:「波叔!黎呀!」839Please respect copyright.PENANA3NqArZNLvC
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是盧卡斯的聲音,他騎著一部綿羊在後巷盡頭出現,這個年青人可真信賴!我拖著鄭多燕,飛步衝向巷口。839Please respect copyright.PENANA6cE1BErW8Y
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後面兩個Agent Smith也沒有窮追不捨,反而喋喋不休爭論些什麼,如果我沒有聽錯,他們說的是意大利文。839Please respect copyright.PENANABRrEPQIpgC
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意大利文?黑手黨?839Please respect copyright.PENANAVaiJdGOIfN
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我騎上綿羊,把鄭多燕夾在中間(請盧卡斯背脊食波餅),盧卡斯發動引擎,綿羊仔在夜半的街道上絕塵而去。839Please respect copyright.PENANAyf010XRizq
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「好危險……(普通話)」鄭多燕抱著盧卡斯說。839Please respect copyright.PENANAH1B4rsEqY2
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我說:「年青人,你跟蹤我?」839Please respect copyright.PENANADl19mSHvVh
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盧卡斯說:「係阿志叫我照顧你,希望你唔好介意!」839Please respect copyright.PENANAHz4KsJhaau
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「唔介意!係你救左我,我點會介意?」839Please respect copyright.PENANAPDIHNB46Bu
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鄭多燕插咀說:「你們說普通話好不好?咱們都是中國人嘛……(普通話)」839Please respect copyright.PENANAnEDadfT3nC
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我說:「屌你老母你收嗲好冇,你講廣東話好唔撚好丫?家陣我地兩個你單拖,點西解要我地就尻曬你呀屌鳩你?」839Please respect copyright.PENANAYsOtGtlQeK
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「你說什麼?你為什麼屌我的……(普通話)」鄭多燕說。839Please respect copyright.PENANAGl542obCXc
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盧卡斯一掟彎,差點把我和鄭多燕拋出車外。839Please respect copyright.PENANA5Dh2DQ49DT
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我繼續說:「剛才那兩個是什麼人?說!(普通話)」839Please respect copyright.PENANA20g4YTDxxB
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鄭多燕驚惶地說:「他們……他們……就是外星人啊!(普通話)」839Please respect copyright.PENANAdABceC5roI
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「…… ……」839Please respect copyright.PENANAjkFZXDia0a
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「…… …… …… ……」839Please respect copyright.PENANA7f601X23lE
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接下來,盧卡斯和我也沒有出聲,綿羊非常沉默地高速前行,直至到達一個油站,我下了車,在便利店買了包健牌和半打Blue Girl。連飲三罐藍妹後,我對盧卡斯說:「我諗我地宜家安全嫁喇,你先返屋企等我,我仲有野查條八婆。」839Please respect copyright.PENANADEqYEgTkRa
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盧卡斯輕聲說:「我沒有估錯,個女人應該係有病……波叔,你又點睇?有冇必要查落去呢?」839Please respect copyright.PENANApXfebQBShu
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我點了枝煙,煞有介事地沉默。839Please respect copyright.PENANAgfzbtNtks4
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盧卡斯一手奪去我口中的煙,說:「波叔,油站黎架,唔俾食煙!」839Please respect copyright.PENANA8epcU52Y2o
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「屌你老母!有煙賣唔撚比食?乜西世界黎架?」我望望鄭多燕,她這時候竟然對住綿羊個倒後鏡搽口唇膏。839Please respect copyright.PENANAx7wuHOFPZg
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到了這裏,只有一種可能性:條暴乳八婆是痴撚線的。839Please respect copyright.PENANASKzVXXAIPV
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我深呼吸一下,然後用手拍拍盧卡斯肩膊,堅定地說:「細姪,聽我講,返去!」839Please respect copyright.PENANAniOlARtp5u
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盧卡斯點一點頭,凝重地說:「Take care!」839Please respect copyright.PENANAy9blhnRmyO
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三小時後,我和鄭多燕睡在一張時鐘酒店的大床上,床邊有一個用過的凸紋波點超薄無菌Condom。我和小紅一直沒有用這個,可是小紅一直沒有懷孕,其實我打算只要小紅有了BB,我就和她結婚。可能有人會問,如果我愛小紅,我為什麼不直接和她結婚?對於「結婚」,我想嚴格排除任何訴諸直覺的事物,而懷孕本身卻可對「結婚」作出明確的表達。839Please respect copyright.PENANAPxUf1Rhe6n
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我已經很久沒有收到小紅的微信。839Please respect copyright.PENANAK0gA32O880
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鄭多燕繼續她的荷里活B級片科幻歷險故事,她徐徐地說:「之前……我們說到九九年四月二十五日,有一萬個法輪功學員上訪中南海,中午三時,中國共產黨動用了三整個師的解放軍和一師裝甲兵,將這一萬人裏的大部份拘捕……你知道之後發生什麼事情嗎?(普通話)」839Please respect copyright.PENANAoqx33dIjrj
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我點了枝煙,配合手勢說:「是外星人的飛碟一隻一隻來到地球,用死光殺死所有解放軍,然後把他們全部接走,對不對?(普通話)」839Please respect copyright.PENANAkvvKpzWWa0
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「哼!你根本不相信我!……那七、八千人,事後分別被囚禁在北京三百六十多個地點,這些地點包括派出所、拘留所、監獄、政府機關、醫院、學校、軍營和士兵宿舍,不過最奇怪的事情卻在夜裏七時至十一時出現,在這四小時裏,那被捕的七、八千人,竟然全部消失了!你知道原因嗎?因為那些人,全都不是地球人,他們都是來自外太空的外星人!(普通話)」839Please respect copyright.PENANAujThNm05OS
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「哇………………………………………………………………!(粵語)」我用周星馳戲謔人間的語氣發出讚嘆。839Please respect copyright.PENANAcpg3BWU3qV
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「就是這個理由,把當時的共產黨和江澤民都嚇壞了!所以自那天之後,中共便要全力鎮壓和外星人關係非比尋常的法輪功……(普通話)」839Please respect copyright.PENANAkSiAH3Xyrr
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我深深吸啜一口尼古丁,又深深用力噴出我最大的煙圈,然後說:「夠了,不要說下去,我的忍耐力已經到達極限!(普通話)屌你老母你再亂鳩咁西講,就唔撚好怪我連女人都中柒你!(粵語)……ok,就算你說關於法輪功的東西都是真的,那和魚柳包又有什麼關係?(普通話)」839Please respect copyright.PENANAdyC8rl7VZQ
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「九九年四月二十五日,就是魚柳包由一塊芝士變成半塊的日子。從那一天開始,全球所有M記就在一夜之間,改變了魚柳包的基本結構。(普通話)」鄭多燕說。839Please respect copyright.PENANAPou73K56oJ
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我點點頭,對於魚柳包在什麼時候由一塊芝士變成半塊芝士?綜合我的印象和「巴別塔」論壇上的留言資訊,時間大多是世紀之交那兩三年之間,至於具體的時間則各有各的說法。還有,到底是一夜之間所有魚柳包由一塊芝士變成半塊?抑或整個過程在不同地域以不同時序發生?都有不同的講法,因這件事本身太過芝麻綠荳,從來沒有大規模或學術性的調查報告助証,加上M記刻意隱暪,相反,現在眾說紛芸的所謂「事實」或「真相」,都只是每個人依從自己感官得來的印象和大腦腦細胞貯存的記憶歸納得出的「答案」……這世界上除了政治和愛情,最不肯定的大抵就是人類的印象和記憶……839Please respect copyright.PENANAiJvnsYp6tN
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「所以我相信魚柳包的事情,一定和修練法輪功的外星人有關吧……(普通話)」鄭多燕下了床,裸著身子去喝水。839Please respect copyright.PENANA4DEs0nModK
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我看看那對爆乳,他媽的這世上真的有物體是違反地心吸力的東西。839Please respect copyright.PENANAnZrIHzy84r
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我再抽另一根煙,說:「XX,剛才想對你不利的兩人,你說是外星人,他們就是九九年四月二十五日上訪的法輪功學員其中兩個?(普通話)」839Please respect copyright.PENANABoHss0h3B1
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其實我只是隨口問問,我來到這裏,難聽的講句,是----839Please respect copyright.PENANA7ro5lrqBDK
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呃西屌!839Please respect copyright.PENANAPMMtRKhXSB
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鄭多燕忽然尖叫起來,那聲亮簡直響過響鈴!她轉身撲回上床,暴乳被盪得左擺右擺,她彷彿發現了大秘密似的,喘著氣對我說:「你……你……再把你剛才說的話……再……再說一遍?(普通話)」839Please respect copyright.PENANAb68RnQxwJ4
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我清清喉嚨,一字字再說多一次:「他們就是九九年四月二十五日上訪的法輪功學員其中兩個?(普通話)」839Please respect copyright.PENANAUaeNc7ESNW
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鄭多燕自言自語地說:「是啊!我怎麼之前沒有想到呢?他們就是當年上訪的外星人……一切都明白了!波波!多謝你啊!(普通話)」839Please respect copyright.PENANAfgnB4OFBAC
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「波波?什麼波波?你叫我什麼波波?(普通話)」839Please respect copyright.PENANAS5YsjHsMBD
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我發瘋了!我從來沒有允許你給我起這樣一個如果配合我面貌和年紀出街會比人打的朵啊!839Please respect copyright.PENANAHHHIIty9IM
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「波波,我要非常多謝你,現在什麼謎團都解開了,我會帶你去見托洛斯基、Leon Trotsky,波波!魚柳包的全部秘密很快就會水落石出!(普通話)」鄭多燕興奮地說。839Please respect copyright.PENANAFLAyiZnYGr
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「托洛斯基?」「Leon Trotsky?」839Please respect copyright.PENANARMxag3UCZO
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Leon Trotsky是和列寧在一九一七年俄國一同發動十月革命,建立世界上第一個蘇維埃社會主義聯邦共和國(即蘇聯)的民族英雄,也是蘇聯紅軍的始創人和奠基者。839Please respect copyright.PENANACEupT1Mg2n
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我想,我正被這個暴乳燃燒的女人,拉向一個不可知的黑洞裏頭……
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