就我個人的評測，對於波叔能力的懷疑可說是最高級別，先不說什麼法輪功與共濟會的疑問，其實我甚至連他身處在美國的證據都沒有。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFPkJfdBqA
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3C5nxS3RgW
所以要撐起巴別塔的情報網，說到底還是要靠我自己的力量。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPghF3y4u3
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylvIYs82GV
要我相信背後一群蛋散，尤其是那個叫超級駭客的米芝蓮人，根本就是個笑話，若沒有我的領導他們會變成怎樣？領導者的角色很有可能會變成四眼仔，雖然他確是個能幹的傢伙，不過卻不是這方面的材料，論決策力與眼光，他跟我差太遠了，決不可能帶領巴別塔走到今日的強盛，作為一個優秀的下屬才是最適合他的角色。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhJ7T0R78F
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvR7n7ZYvx
想到這裡，開往鴨利洲的船已經來到我們正身處的，一個顏色生硬的浮躉碼頭。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAJu1G9HLN
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnBRtrptn9
付上兩元的代價，我們就正式向著今次行動的目的地——鴨利洲進發，雖然來到香港仔短短只有一小時左右，但我卻覺得自己剛剛經歷了一段艱難又漫長的時光，幾經辛苦才上得了這首船。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NMZn6NBGa
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtynPoSj6VQ
這帶來了一種令人振奮的情緒，我就似是當年哥倫布終於獲得資助，成功出航一樣，實在感動得有點眼泛淚光。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfa60iA2Vbx
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6F9SauGIY
可是我不會像他那樣將古巴當成日本，我的情報是絕不會有錯的，鴨利洲大街二十八號定能為我們帶來南華早報迷團的答案。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBb4deJTzn
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjurGcQYWd
正當我在沉靜地準備心情時，坐在旁邊的一眾凡人又開始一場浪費時間的無謂閒聊。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUwnz117wu
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVouHksQ1W
「屌你啊，仆街仔，你岩岩影底左個菲傭啊？」賣魚勝質問簫風。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfxhOO36UF
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0pnzDlS7i
望過去，賣魚勝正著迷地看著簫風的智能電話，用手指左掃右掃，兩人看來都看得非常高興。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRpDDIAba9
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDt5GIPdYwq
簫風露出淫邪的笑容說：「係啊，你唔覺好正既咩？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT50tr8DUu
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisPtz14chR
賣魚勝沒有回答，只是吞口口水，繼續用手指掃著智能電話。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNJRxETaaX
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugbUeJjlUp
我不禁心想，簫風這個咸濕仔剛剛拍照拍得有多瘋狂，果然思春期的處男都是性飢渴的野獸，就算連菲傭也不放過，實在為這個國家的未來擔心。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfKWzOqpYO
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQkKxhcmW3
下一刻，超級駭客加入戰團，企圖奪去賣魚勝手上的智能電話，並說：761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0MCQ3qni9
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNGyTK2PpJ
「屌，正唔正一回事啦，拎黎睇下先啦！」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xx0o9kHg5
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4XeTV8RTW
賣魚勝看得起興，沒有打算輕易交出電話，馬上釀成一場電話爭奪戰，而Moscow killer好像早知會發生這種事，一上船的時候已經選好位於角落的位置，三個白痴的騷動好似與他無關一樣，只是木無表情地坐著看自己的智能電話。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb57z0wte3X
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ktFIhCx6W
手長得像樹獺的賣魚勝將電話高舉，讓胖得像雪人的超級駭客不得不站起來搶奪。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKGufisypJ
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqMke5MYqw
眼見電話在不安全的高處，要是發生什麼碰撞，它大概就只有跌到海裡一個命運，簫風眼中流露出極度的不安，在悲劇發生前喝止兩人：761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSf6Ivr8WmG
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqCwHWP6v7
「唔好爭啦，一陣跌左部電話落水我打柒你地啊！」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9QrhcYMl6
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGcL1HBKj8
聽罷，超級駭客和賣魚勝的動作都停下來，簫風襯機奪回電話，然後解決這場無謂的紛爭：761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYy5eReFTW
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjzjy5KucZ
「比返部電話我，我Whatsapp 群組分享出黎，到時鐘意點J就點J啦！」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbbU72HTU6
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3BQXAr3nT
幾秒後，我褲袋裡的IPhone開始不斷震動，看來海量的菲傭寫真，已經在未經我同意的情況下輸送到裡面。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlmzHYobGQ
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowv6HLxoUm
超級駭客與賣魚勝忽然變成乖學生，取出電話確認一幅又一幅的寫真已落到自己手上。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlsWlHTGFG
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOtmh2uIIW
震動結束，超級駭客和賣魚勝就齊齊收起電話，動作整齊一致得像軍人一樣。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvj8YbgjZH
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8Gtk5sefI
我則悲嘆人類的愚蠢與野蠻，文明分配換來的結果是空虛，看兩眼就收起來，只有爭奪才能更使他們積極與興奮，根本個個都是未進化的野獸，實在無眼睇。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAlrSIdJWx
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pMbQ60s3U
將電話收起後，不知道是出於找話題，或是秋後算帳，賣魚勝向簫風挑釁道：761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBNikikpVT
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9V3N8JsDJC
「死仔，連DSE都未考得惦就郁手郁腳，第時想做乜啊？想做陳浩南定大王啊？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxFzsEZj0y
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmnaTLg9KM
難道他在教訓簫風嗎？但無論怎看，我都不認為賣魚勝這個紮馬尾的怪人有這個資格，所以這只是個無聊的挑釁罷了。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQUcAfE9TJ
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVokMqNEUHR
然後，令我意外是簫風的回答：761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikPVgTonaB
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVibYlELm90
「大王？我邊有資格啊？一山不能藏二虎啊。」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtYT99yZ8L
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEvoLz0FzL
他的目光並不是落在我身上，而是另一個更合理的人。原來他也注意到四眼仔與大王那幾乎一樣的面貌。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKXP2Q7nF1
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuO5O5Z8MeU
賣魚勝已經注意到簫風的視線，望向四眼仔，接著不爭氣地笑了出來。不過智慧比驢子更低的超級駭客還懵然不知發生什麼事，戇居居地問：761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsz9r6gs7qo
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOd7LS0eZs
「下？你講乜野啊？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4qOM22nlz
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5wU5QfRbq
賣魚勝沒有說話，再度望向四眼仔，超級駭客轉頭過去，才知道是什麼一回事，然後似是發現新大陸一樣，驚奇地大笑兩聲。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuXmwqNzYe
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOegxga3uK9
拜此難聽的笑聲所賜，一直安靜地看著書的四眼仔終於發現了三道奇怪的視線，於是合上書問：761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKz7eYyfkn
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCG793pOBrx
「你地做乜望住我？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7DStzdlKY
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnmu1kfUn0
像四眼仔這種四眼仔我以前都識過幾個，十個裡面有十個都好小器，而且好記仇，所以一直我都沒有跟他說過他好像大王這件事，希望簫風小心點，不要踩到地雷吧。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfv7f9SMZI
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNpfhK61rD
說時遲，那時快，天真的簫風已經發炮：「無野，話時話Sadmin，有無人話過你好似大王？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoMMUe0f1H
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z1a2d70vt
四眼仔即時斜眼看著他，托托眼鏡問：「安德尊？你隻眼睇乜架？我塊面邊有佢咁方？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KrTzufn7P
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKmdHjmf6p
簫風看來不知道踩中地雷，還打算全力向前衝，提高聲量說：761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnszRgvp6jm
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXknML5MHo
「屌唔係安德尊啊。」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfO4gCL0Cn
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TJYXijN7Y
四眼仔一頭霧水，皺一皺眉說：「下？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0R8rtku51
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7eKOQOxCw
賣魚勝也跟上簫風的步伐，繼續衝向四眼仔這支核彈的引爆點：「你無睇過三五成群咩？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvLVLpafPy
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkq3BWS2Jgc
聽罷四眼仔沉默著，大概要爆了。反正不關我的事，我還是坐開點，食花生好了。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSobfftUrh
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8XS7vQxTd
下一秒，四眼仔終於開口：「有睇過，原來你地講緊宋本中啊？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlspKrWbuav
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8b1mgzFrX
宋本中是誰？我實在不清楚，不查一下維基大概也不會知道，相信在座幾個上一秒還在說大王的蛋散也和我一樣，所以三人，尤其是簫風更呆住了，應該在思考該怎麼回應好。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsg3pNPQAkc
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcoqTF3P7E
不過面對四眼仔認真的視線，簫風很清楚一定要給個回應，於是依依哦哦地說：761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0EINPF38M
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfU2KK8wHg
「應該係掛。」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBp5Lvi4PSG
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6ztc8cTyy
四眼仔以盡顯個人風格的語氣，說出非常配合他性格的內容：761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlD4lyGgl4
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MCiW96Mp7
「廿八座大王啊嘛，咪宋本中囉！你就咁講大王，我以為係安德尊都唔出奇姐。」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbWdoOqzF6
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitspp2GwVQ
正常人會記住廿八座大王的演員名字嗎？其他人可能未必會，但四眼仔會這樣做，我相信所有認識他的人都不會感到出奇。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKB4f6QmKb
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyduV6EIb23
可是那白痴三人組肯定沒有好好地了解過他，所以只能張著口呆了，心裡處於混亂狀態。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXodtqt1Niy
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnlVfgM9Oi
聽四眼仔上一句比較重的語氣，我可以估計，下一秒他大概就要展開攻勢，我還是坐遠點比較安全。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHJYaw9VK0
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyo5riX8t77
怎料他居然笑笑口，抓抓頭說：「不過你地唔講我真係唔覺，以前都無人咁講同我講過。」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eod082anb
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5xTQGaXoM
見無異樣，超級駭客即時補位回應：「其實換左副眼鏡既話，相似度應該直達九成！」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pq3HOFWj2
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iVRajTaNp
四眼仔對於跟大王相似這件事看來並不討厭，又或是他並不是個小器的人，所以反應才會如此溫和，讓氣氛也變得歡樂起來，他更說笑道：761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0ZmlwmbQf
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYwe4qAis0
「可能真係有D似啦，不過我只係純種漢人，同佢唔同，我無法國血統都成個混血兒咁樣，咁講法我算唔算係天生麗質啊？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUO61uWrqX
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLM6g84nsX
超級駭客大笑兩聲，發揮爛口本色地說：「屌你老母，男人老狗乜撚野天生麗質啊！？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmYT8zritW
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAlvUxPowH
說罷全場鴉著無聲，不是因為超級駭客爛口，而是四眼仔的樣子……他重現戲中「大王啤著黑仔」那經典鏡頭中的大王表情，雙眼瞪得超大，而且異常凶狠，看來想殺人一樣，不發半聲，啤著超級駭客足足五秒之久。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxP4SZyxnQ2
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybJ8mvBLyR
超級駭客當然也顯得不知所措，不過他沒有戲中黑仔的勇氣，半句話都不敢說，在雙眼流露出巨大的恐懼。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0wiy4CRUK
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeReS6jeFRZ
然後四眼仔指著超級駭客，以平靜又強硬的語氣教訓道：「你估屌人老母唔洗負出代價既咩？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3FBhaX02R
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0sdE3XjIW
又是一個經典的鏡頭再現，即使有人跟我說他是大王本人，我都不會有半分懷疑。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkzzLUVg5c
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOiPypL2Jp
雖然知道四眼仔是有心搞笑，不過那霸氣可是貨真價實的，所以說完這句話後，在座都沒有人敢再說話。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydeJAxTqzS
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrt5sxslUPP
直至四眼仔笑笑口，拍拍超級駭客膊頭問：「似唔似啊？」氣氛才變得比剛才更歡樂。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJzPYMtFwo
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGeoyr1G8m
見完全沒有危險，簫風就繼續剛才的話題，問：「啊……原來大王係法國人黎架？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXDVoZcgQz
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u66wJKGXw
這個問題實在白痴得無極限，賣魚勝立即說：761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjC89IIVhx
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJurAnh3ZeK
「中法混血兒啊，你係咪智障，你見過有鬼佬會生到成個中國人咁樣既咩？」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJ5mmiDn7z
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqUbUsfWab
見賣魚勝手持著開著的智能電話，我就知道他說的應該沒有錯，因為它肯定正開著維基，確認宋本中身份的正確性。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmD43txEgl
761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsC63HZrr3j
簫風以無知少年特有的語氣說：「我點知喎，Sadmin話有法國血統，我咪……」761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ilpW6fMsD
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聽到這裡，我就站起來離席，聽這樣的對話根本就是浪費時間，不如到船頭吹吹海風更實際。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡks74jSFJuA
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不過船不太大，要走到船頭路程雖短，但不容易，因為船實在搖晃得有點強。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWNNjstlnu
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我努力穩著腳步，一步一步慢慢邁向船頭，在通向船頭的出入口，我看到鴨利洲已經離我們不太遠了，而且它所帶來的空氣還是與昔日一樣，十分有親切感，是一種清風的香氣。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ogGYMppEB
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扶著船上的扶手前進，我差不多已經走出那寬闊的出入口，下一秒放手，我就能體驗站在船頭的快感。761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIY80Bnvmn
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讓我帶領巴別塔光明會展開『勇破間諜網』的第一步！761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RVZZyQqJl
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