行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0ais4ziF7
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyw1q0ZCgSc
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLH2IOZOQhr
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFuDRWeeSh
「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7nK4cLiTm
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qxiXkcLtc
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lLDR2Gokf
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUF8iPkZOS
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTFbAdYPhQ
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvj5P6GPPfJ
「……」我繼續唔講野。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvTOcOhUey
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhhURjaERT
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGv7mclLCM
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXt5P4Zk3R
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbY8oG2gsWv
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04WeCK95n6
老實講依個動作幾可愛。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzqAkTQeT7
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUCtXsZucW
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ147lkmz0am
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsaTPMMm6F
「……」我腦內突然hang機。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYYzhgDlKU
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2f0F2Mkph
佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9hTXtUF57
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRhwFPnLwM
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNny6H3Cp0E
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡougKZgggKW
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6WuCQYyIY
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBxwNsc3EG
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJtWOFknOz
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC98NSW6WNZ
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuFSDx7FNP
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAPMrgoN4Y
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jcYA3vszR
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxpzvnkqD5
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX8p5I3oHu
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy21HdM7GsZ
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpT5XOK6qzE
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjYCV9uKUO
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6F8Lx0J78
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSyL1I9aX2
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBKg46NVFH
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpJm01fU4x
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6WX0uoRn0
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04kMdOe3bC
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrN2X20s67
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cmg5aBS6j
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsM4APMAHkF
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmC5kLSZIY3
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UDXkTJUvn
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhSDYG7op9
佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Z7nHeEcib
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UK0DcNBsM
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJx0sMP1gNO
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnVAZ7L3Mo
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiy4Nv5At2i
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHIgc2R12F
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS6EMN0e2w
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8UsjwelzB
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PvCEGa67r
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO53Qt26N6
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe106ADeoYR
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4hBGPPHxt
無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4SMbBNGCh
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9v6pea3ug
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AX8XYmfZH
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQc13IdXSQT
「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIVAlmLxAf
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1orHi7dsV
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jv45xCmCi
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRFIW1Bqum
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlzIyaPU0k
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB400RgvnLr
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9R4OgDMPH
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnOvNdBObV
「拜拜。」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVGpsrV4mM
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ833o9e3ruY
因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2f4ErZiWq
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJQXOzVqJd
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYz76OXPJ4y
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