行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkkPoYvpCQ
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9QKiZJWxZ
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2B5hIwK5Z
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「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXVpMlpvQf
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「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJSgFgYaRX
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「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYiYzCIkud
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「……」我繼續唔講野。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXUEAvWS5J
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依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFYIMHpmDc
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跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XtzpLzgfp
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老實講依個動作幾可愛。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQIpnw1CnR
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「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnMfG2kHka
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「……」我腦內突然hang機。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aisvAGjxb
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佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRf4wQQvqmW
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我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlwV3TBnxx
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「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrATYAnQ2oO
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忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUUI8Ru22P
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我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHrQeVHm9D
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Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAioITwXTLw
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我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdvBxk5VAU
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佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELqeDHf8h5
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喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8a81WJiuG
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聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6ouRkcFAN
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「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUAEb7QiAc
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佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsU7PyyuST6
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我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoHOlco5Eg
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我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4638295d7
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佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEXVjdEqWs
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睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn57rl6KwMG
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笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJw7rpyueh
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佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjOlXLNkxx
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「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzapovIQLtl
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「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVTq7sclSo
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無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE069k3tdUu
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我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UszJpMz4l
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「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFh92UlyNE
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過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYV2kuFRds
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Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4HdPe3zWy
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「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbIT44z9Ar
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「拜拜。」433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0FEniDwzO
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因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM7LM1iVx0
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其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPpcdPoUmp
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