「唔洗咁驚訝點解我會知你到咗,因為架𨋢un果下好嘈,聽咗十幾年慣晒。」Patrick慢慢行入工作枱。576Please respect copyright.PENANAYeJAxeY3w4
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「……」燈光反射下佢滑捋捋嘅光頭,真係恨不我想伸手摸一摸。576Please respect copyright.PENANAFqiuw8Uuk5
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補習社門口一打開,就見到一個鮮紅色嘅半身櫃,上面放咗幾個文件夾同埋一盆仙人掌,轉左向前行就有一塊壁報板,上面掛住啲學生獎項同埋師生合照,我見到有一個外藉老師同埋一個好似張衛健嘅人,應該就係Patrick,576Please respect copyright.PENANA5mhV0Jngm6
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話說小弟細個都被呀媽迫參加過英文考試,好似係University of Cambridge ESOL Examinations。 Reading, Writing, Listening幾多分就唔提喇,但估唔到Speaking有5/5。細個講英文好似唔識怕羞咁,識幾多就講幾多,大個咗反而連中文都講得唔好。576Please respect copyright.PENANAcZVCM1TmoP
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Patrick催促我:「一陣慢慢畀你參觀,快啲過嚟畀啲資料我睇吓先。」576Please respect copyright.PENANACOz2kCH9zi
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望得太入神一時都唔記得咗自己嚟見工。576Please respect copyright.PENANAd1TGIjO7bA
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再行入補習社中心地帶就有兩間班房、一張老細枱、一張office工作枱。576Please respect copyright.PENANAK4cp8Cu3zO
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我去咗佢張枱兼照待處坐低,坐低望住佢打開電腦,發現佢五官真係同張衛健一模一樣,頭髮當然係冇啦,不過佢下巴係有留羊咩鬚,所以應該唔係佢嚟。我果陣仲諗住叫佢喺我面前唱翻首身體健康嚟證明唔係佢本人。576Please respect copyright.PENANAHqKz3JWSz8
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「係唔係好似張衛健呢,俾人誤會過好多次,有時返工搭巴士無啦啦有人叫我同佢影相,其實我之前係唔留鬚㗎,不過留咗鬚少咗好多人問我,所以就一直留。」佢視線從電腦螢幕轉向我雙眼。576Please respect copyright.PENANAU148uG0ghU
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佢究竟係咪讀心神探嚟?576Please respect copyright.PENANAo2rmV52Ftw
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我呃佢:「哦……都唔係好似姐。」576Please respect copyright.PENANACdYQgCj2CP
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佢好嚴肅咁講:「我依度唔請唔誠實嘅人,你可以走喇。」576Please respect copyright.PENANAfd9rKZxLiY
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其實由細到大我都唔鍾意俾人睇穿個內心,所以好小事都會講大話,連對住我好朋友阿腳都會講,不過佢都已經習慣咗。576Please respect copyright.PENANAiznnSoQpf6
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「其實都真係幾似,但pat鬚搞到唔係好似。」我繼續講大話,跌落地都要揦返拃沙啦,點都要維持自己嘅面子。576Please respect copyright.PENANAMEgduos8Ru
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「嗯……你攞啲資料嚟睇吓。」佢好似相信咗我。576Please respect copyright.PENANAap9sMLRieP
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「XXXX中學畢業,band3嚟,咁都入到U。」佢眉頭緊皺,一臉疑惑。576Please respect copyright.PENANAfW5Duf3X6X
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「……」其實我對自己成績都幾慚愧。576Please respect copyright.PENANAh9VTkkORXi
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「DSE中文成績: 2、4、5*、2,overall 4;英文: 2、3、2、4,overall 3;數學: 5 ,你啲成績咁古怪嘅。」佢審視緊我張dse cert。576Please respect copyright.PENANArwJ4Von1ZE
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我搲一搲頭:「考得差果啲因為前一晚訓得唔好。」576Please respect copyright.PENANAiwCp590Iii
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「哦,你好彩喇,我哋依度請緊功課輔導老師,英文功課會有我或者另外一個外籍老師對,遲啲介紹你識。」576Please respect copyright.PENANAorFp2vAY9W
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我聽到之後鬆一口氣。576Please respect copyright.PENANAFiASceY6gX
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「嗱,我依度對老師得一個要求,就係要夠惡,你當我係學生,你試吓鬧我。」佢望住我整咗個狠樣比我睇。576Please respect copyright.PENANA3TzwwPGuUI
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好彩之前有睇東張西望仲有啲記憶。576Please respect copyright.PENANAC9f6vG5Hst
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「如果你喺個安全情況下真係要幫嗰個人,咁…咁…咁…要發出一個比較有震撼性少少既聲音,咁哩個震撼聲我就可以示範俾你睇,ARHAJIU!」576Please respect copyright.PENANAMaOo8Sy6nw
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「Patrick你嘈夠未呀。」我將ARHAJIU嘅精華用丹田運氣嗌出嚟。576Please respect copyright.PENANATbrDoRoqDq
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「……」空氣突然安靜。576Please respect copyright.PENANA6SIPZIqnYR
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佢無啦啦一野轟落張枱,用貫穿成層嘅咆哮聲:「何柏偉!你今日冇得放小息!」576Please respect copyright.PENANAeJYeynJWWw
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唔知係咪佢氣場好大,搞到我好似成個小學生淨係識擘大個口望住佢。果然薑都係老嘅比較辣。576Please respect copyright.PENANAXZEcTJwTOM
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「我諗你平時都好少大聲講野㗎喇,你可以試吓唔出聲用眼神嚇吓啲學生,因為你唔講野個樣都幾唔友善吓。」Patrick雙眼從下到上打量我。576Please respect copyright.PENANAxnaBbcu1qE
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其實係咪姐係話我唔出聲個樣好西。576Please respect copyright.PENANA4idfDtXiGD
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「好喇,其實都可以唔洗咁惡嘅,我同個外藉老師Cindy兩個都咁惡,你間唔中扮吓好人咁樣仲好。」佢終於露出一個比較寬容嘅樣。576Please respect copyright.PENANAqmQvXfLxfs
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「@#$%!?」啲老細係咪好鍾意玩見工嘅人。576Please respect copyright.PENANA34zCpeJa1g
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「最後想問吓你覺得咩係自由,其實我就當請咗你,所以你唔洗咁緊張點答,我想知道依家大學生係咩諗法姐。」佢無啦啦變得好正經。576Please respect copyright.PENANASdhZHko0zF
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由於我個人真係好多疑,我內心不斷糾纏究竟佢係講真話定想試我呢?576Please respect copyright.PENANA4gUFma586I
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