9月10號嘅星期日,身為毒撚嘅我喺屋企無野做,所以黃昏又約咗阿腳係籃球場射下波,貪夜晚無咩人可以靜靜哋射下波。524Please respect copyright.PENANA8HdW0agtp3
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我份人唔係好鍾意用社交媒體,所以我就打電話畀佢。524Please respect copyright.PENANAUfxd8fKtVV
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我:「照舊6點係XX籃球場等喇」524Please respect copyright.PENANAjSR4iegpAI
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阿腳:「OK。」524Please respect copyright.PENANArPC85uK3Yf
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出到嚟球場果然得小貓三四隻。524Please respect copyright.PENANAb5DqswZVaH
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我同佢嘅熱身運動一定要玩HORSE,大家成日都會諗啲尻嘅動作要對方跟,咩半場天勾三分、坐喺地下射三分波果啲我哋全部都玩過晒。524Please respect copyright.PENANACIbfoF7Lxj
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阿腳:「喂,你份工見成點啊?」524Please respect copyright.PENANA8olWcFTKZy
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我:「見成咗喇,90蚊一個鐘。」524Please respect copyright.PENANAJZPK91rMI5
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「一陣請炸燒賣,魚肉翅喇唔洗講。」524Please respect copyright.PENANA7bKSxUa4sT
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「無所謂。」524Please respect copyright.PENANAxzaiStyHvq
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點解我會咁闊佬,因為我哋去果間小店出名平靚正,兩個人60蚊賣單食到個肚穿都得。524Please respect copyright.PENANATyuWt4J5QO
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都嚟到第四章,點都要介紹吓好朋友阿腳,計埋今年已經識咗六年,四年同班(中三同一班先識),大學同一間U,我讀晒銀,佢就讀創意寫作。但我哋平時喺學校好少交流,畢竟阿腳喺U都有自己嘅圈子。524Please respect copyright.PENANALrhO8bcXdZ
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點解佢叫阿腳,其實佢原先個花名叫三隻腳,不過我嫌太gay就無叫。中三嗰年我哋嘅班主任係英文科老師miss朱,佢做班主任有個習俗,就係每日班主任堂都會叫一個同學出嚟分享英文書,佢話可以增強我地英文實力喎。524Please respect copyright.PENANAeTVHSRRqUd
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雖然我嗰間學校就係band3,但都叫做每級入面最好果班,所以大部分同學都乖嘅,曳果嘅一早都唔返學啦。524Please respect copyright.PENANA2NBP4fa5Fa
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記得有次到阿腳介紹本故事書,一開頭都講得好地地,但講到中段,唔知佢身體啲血液點運作,佢褲浪位右邊有舊硬物突咗出嚟,有人見到就開始笑,咁因為miss朱坐喺後排淨係留意到佢上半身,所以唔知啲人笑咩,跟住我見阿腳都開始愈講愈快,下半身仲要慢慢向黑板挨近。524Please respect copyright.PENANAsR6i5BvdPl
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終於miss朱頂唔順:「有咩咁好笑呀? 同學A你答!」524Please respect copyright.PENANADTszjOv0Wj
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同學A:「佢有隻「雀仔」突咗出嚟,miss你自己睇吓喇。」524Please respect copyright.PENANAvItlAs7LyG
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同學A講隻雀字講得唔好,最後走咗音變咗「腳仔」。524Please respect copyright.PENANASYMWUMB5W7
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我哋班嘅女同學一啲就搵手遮眼,一啲就繼續偷睇。524Please respect copyright.PENANAvRS4LgZWm1
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阿腳中三果年已經差唔多米八,外表乾淨,仲要有少少怕羞,所以多女留意都好正常。524Please respect copyright.PENANAfwkXCz39le
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依個時侯,miss朱企起身見到都知咩事,就叫阿腳返埋位先。524Please respect copyright.PENANANLTAG8ml95
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之後嗰幾日,依件事就傳到成校都知,仲有人幫佢改咗個花名叫三隻腳。524Please respect copyright.PENANADeBfaElo2T
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有時成班男仔去廁所柯尿,都特登同阿腳隔一個位,因為睇完會覺得好自卑。我諗阿腳條J同成人台果啲po自己碌鳩嘅師兄可以一戰。524Please respect copyright.PENANAtZypaoaOCO
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講翻打波先。話咁快就玩咗六、七鋪HORSE,幾場KEY,我都打到冇乜興致,於是我問阿腳:「去食野?我聽日仲要返工。」524Please respect copyright.PENANA8poVEzAf65
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「好啊。」524Please respect copyright.PENANAdZSXx6nB3T
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我就同佢執埋啲野行就去果間小店。524Please respect copyright.PENANAmxN5L0dX8T
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沿路佢都係八下我返工嘅野,問下教咩,幾多個學生導師之類嘅野。524Please respect copyright.PENANAeYqafOAenG
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果晚翻咗去沖涼之後上咗陣網,電話無喇喇彈跳短訊出嚟。524Please respect copyright.PENANAitWQl6wFN1
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「+9434 0634 新增了您。」524Please respect copyright.PENANAS89WOxaDpL
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個group名係Patrick English Centre tutors ,咁我緊係睇吓有咩人係group入面。524Please respect copyright.PENANAWqRChj5ss7
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得兩個人有icon,一個係腦細,佢icon係擘大隻眼,用食指指住自己pat羊咩鬚,原來見工果日佢講嘅野係真。524Please respect copyright.PENANAhzAn9MCzIm
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另外一個係電話號碼隔離寫住Cindy,應該就係嗰個外藉老師,打開佢icon見到一個外國肥婆坐係張凳左手攞刀,右手攞叉,對住鏡頭擘大個口想食咗佢枱前個漢堡包。524Please respect copyright.PENANA5hiWIJiCoy
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突然間群組入面冇喇喇震咗一下:「Hi, I am Cindy. native English teacher.」524Please respect copyright.PENANANtgJahfeah
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94340634:「Patrick」524Please respect copyright.PENANAmvHDjNFpKd
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「hi , I am Michael. Part-time tutor.」524Please respect copyright.PENANAx16F9MRZrG
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「hi, I am Ellie, Part-time tutor.」524Please respect copyright.PENANAfmOen5gFm5
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我:「hi, I am William. 」524Please respect copyright.PENANAZrNugwXqgI
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Cindy:「hey William, Do you have any nickname? 」524Please respect copyright.PENANABi45TO8zXq
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由中學到大學我都無畀人改過咩花名,因為可能我存在感低,所以大部分人都係叫我中文全名或者英文名。524Please respect copyright.PENANAV57994jdQc
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過咗三分鐘,個group水靜鵝飛,我見冇人send message咁尷尬,所以就幫自己作咗個花名。524Please respect copyright.PENANADiTstthn24
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「yes, you can call me ah wil. 」 其實就係將英文名後面果4個字母攞走再加個阿係前面。524Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8pTuhhqRn
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Cindy:「haha, any other interesting nickname?」524Please respect copyright.PENANAatSCpgDXYD
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Patrick:「笑喊emoji」524Please respect copyright.PENANA2nSiTcep95
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我心諗個鬼婆咁熱情嘅,哩啲情況正常都係笑下,或者讚下你個花名之後就結束話題。524Please respect copyright.PENANAVW9QYX3ENO
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「chan ho nam ar, you where ar, satisfied? 」當然我冇打出嚟啦。524Please respect copyright.PENANA6KaZlIxQy1
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喺度打完同Cindy講翻聲sorry先,之後先發現其實佢好好人。524Please respect copyright.PENANAHuOXVqsMBM
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為咗終止話題,所以我就唔㩒入個group度扮睇唔到。524Please respect copyright.PENANAczwEhmhDVe