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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1000Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCh6lDUJ9i
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1000Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9G6TuvPtI
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