這手機八成是中毒了！1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYlFIhJXmE
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dlocBLDbA
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwznJmec7hE
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEfbLE878E
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpDB5VxCRp
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj3qzdqN8s
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPBXSRwpmz
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLMyo52od7
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7gNo24Kld
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刪掉！1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrK6qn0mMO
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHDxZBNU3z
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblei2IBymr
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxAjYmYoyz
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbawMWjsWDQ
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1p8GWfzLI
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEblV3kzJCg
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4sIYDMVzi
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其它還有像...1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEOFuUF4K8
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQ5zxwU7b4
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uTBVyMmMr
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwdoVBu2y3
我沒有存款！1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoqxSnc6If
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBX0cqGzmj
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我也沒有朋友！！1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZybyA0AKDy
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMudTVdxLKX
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtix96TNMnF
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEUzpm5U5e
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6O2QhRuUAk
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07bnsQeT2J
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPtkr6PEBh
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6NdAuyVd9
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhm1agthtm
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjQ01jTf78
