今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenzpI5JQrh
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRvlrhBdHP
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1S6PQGSPP
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VQxczvpOY
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJtl7UGbue
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx2BieyllE
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBwyPW18tK
「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTsz1AkllS
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戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRiS2dGahC
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ih46TQKnO
我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtUtkRGKtv
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一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXJyYcoLn8
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdPLkIegh3
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「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lGGLTlQy2
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNf5YFdNxm
聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRKZZT8oMA
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaCvznwJzr
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XbFiGjelq
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFusQ1qz3TY
時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNE1RnyLrIU
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而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5R5d0mDPB
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKDldlEhk5
在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcMn5WMILo
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IM7VQrpbB
種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLLfTZkwlL
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuojCpjWEa
...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkRzrGdIYC
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT7Rx2yJUy
創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5Mt0zA6hx
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFXS01hXYP
每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiGUR7QK3d
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IoZ4AoR6S
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSajwauCnsB
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你有3則未接來電1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtmkachYGc
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULiSABYsDG
「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLWRXYtXiD
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於是...1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIskjwx9ep
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忍耐LV.9：1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38wedWTf3R
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnYSGLrCYN
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVANPYnyPUC
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwvwZUcBkk
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqOI4880aK
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8IkqKmuOQ
強迫LV.6：1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcAKHhiYwG
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrAY2pRI4i
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNuZcoP4SZ
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmK9xeaJdk
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qQmevuLq8
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzHbicpC4f
觀察LV.3：1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiHOmE7pF8
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdU8EcU01q6
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qZQFO6FA1
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn0QpFGaz5
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPk8L6Dkexh
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TpSQDdJsf
吟遊詩人LV.1：1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KDzbEREsq
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4ej7QRDHj
你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0D1vwQNoiI
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczGlmiv7BA
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s8D2zDI5X
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vITGd7sKm
衛生紙LV.1：1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjV787m4Vn
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFQLfV5Nxy
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3b76QLduJ
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS46awf22nE
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnMwTBUedJ
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSBcsSUcRe
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1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ev5N90R7y
「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3lXjiFtPM
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBH1UMp3Z4
到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxz0k9I770i
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6aTKR4dCO
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuhqp5v8XM
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyOLzGpRXF
而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKK9vt0onC
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJQIUHiOJq
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDynyVkTE0e
1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4UqgyHZtN
電話那頭說：1276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4wrpsFldg
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