這手機八成是中毒了！1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4npYXQBb6v
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2IuOPFpdc
會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojojpopazu
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eOsbD61Xu
或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2vypYTXnI
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTQ88PWboR
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jwuNvgMU8
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC280eru8uq
比方說最早的這一則：1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApgZOocl0Q
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNbkPlKOEk
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NQkFDKOZh
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlExEYUzWtR
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5bI9Eh6hn
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdbx8BMOmg
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzrTWOOmos
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhah73fN0gp
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IH61fUStw
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBeTe1v3vP
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRqiQsgtwR
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRtJfu74J6
刪掉！1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJn3jHhg9l2
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SnwCcegmy
還有像昨天這條簡訊...1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI8UpoHI9u
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquPqvPlPC3
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmWSxWwM6u
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsCxZm7EvV
仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlwD94Skfm
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAb66GknUxc
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmq0N7IYTf
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQhLmhgWjm
我哪來的閒錢去網購！1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmnSLhRafU
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZiIJhFOFA
這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMg0wvJSsa
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYL3zXCsWar
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocYWKtSdQA
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GP8vxJ9eI
其它還有像...1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr97wSoAs5S
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39q5hv2mJ0
您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMdnzYT6aL
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3is4AXOug
呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgdtXZ1fkK
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2y3VoifEl
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6p8DZITvyp
我沒有存款！1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5cCCUefbV
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kaZJB1khw
嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIhzznwfmm
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVLF9jY964
我也沒有朋友！！1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UIku1KP0y
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiTlOlb2xo
老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfkyGH0F3H
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oJDlFm8X2
我更沒有女朋友！！！1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0u3pUzCr6s
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23skfUWw7Z
越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQJDsdKYdo
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIpaJwCXs3
這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylEEa7Pcz7
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtkWN457qc
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyYkM68Mlz
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUKcf8XVyy刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhUL2geBne
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC9Y4KfNBg
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6odnF1n4Cf
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRhOHP4OBU
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLy2DIUeqh
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkOzA0QgBu
最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhJtfSmSbS
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlUOHeDb17
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvUFAPf6x3
