->>> 追求愛情的第一步,就是要留給對方深刻的印象,不過這是指一般狀況下,針對小兔子的話嘛……998Please respect copyright.PENANAZybeFgOWF7
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2. 獵兔計畫
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凌小兔,今年23歲,離大學畢業兩年了,才終於找到人生的第一份工作,初來飛帆廣告公司的設計部門報到,就遇上擔任總經理的前任男友付墨,不過,對方見到他時,似乎沒什麼特別反應……998Please respect copyright.PENANAwofvEwRgT3
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「各位,這位是凌小兔,今天剛加入我們這一組,大家多照顧一下新人啊!」998Please respect copyright.PENANASFQ0a83Bu7
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「歡迎啊!」998Please respect copyright.PENANAnC3Zolrtnw
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「小兔?噗,好可愛的名字……」998Please respect copyright.PENANAf52D8KZ95t
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此起彼落的歡迎聲打斷小兔的思緒,他抬頭見整個辦公室的員工都在盯著自己笑,這才趕緊鞠躬說:「請、請大家多多指教。」998Please respect copyright.PENANACDmuwFZMEn
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從外表看來三十好幾的李組長,拍了拍他的肩膀,臉上的笑紋幾乎可以夾死一隻蚊子,「別緊張,大夥都很好相處的。」998Please respect copyright.PENANA9XyylD21wf
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尷尬地回以一個傻笑,看著個個都掛著和善微笑的前輩們,小兔心想,至少自己的人生道路總算有個起頭了。998Please respect copyright.PENANAc0pUS5yWQS
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新工作剛開始的幾天,凌小兔戰戰兢兢地學習一切新事務,在同事的耐心指點與李組長的親切包涵下,一切都風平浪靜,即使在公司偶遇付墨,對方也只是冷淡地點個頭,就像普通的上下屬關係,他也就漸漸放下心來,好好地將心思全數放在工作上。998Please respect copyright.PENANA7nQ5S06d5A
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這天,小兔不小心起得晚了,連頭上的呆毛都沒來得及梳理,更來不及準備早餐,就匆忙出了門,他們家的地段不算方便,離捷運站有段距離,即使盡全力跑也要十來分鐘,中間還得換車,不如直接在巷口搭公車來得方便,前提是要能趕上班次。998Please respect copyright.PENANAlponkDe9OK
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幸運的是,今天交通狀況還不錯,不僅順利搭上公車,路上也沒有塞車,當他好不容易抵達公司大樓時,正好見到電梯門打開,便不加思索地衝進電梯裡,見要按的樓層鈕已亮起,就喘了口氣地抬手看了下錶,離打卡期限還有五分鐘,這才安心地轉頭想向同事道謝,揚起的嘴角卻在見到對方的那一剎那頓時凍結。998Please respect copyright.PENANAWErnvW0pRy
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付、付、付、付墨?怎麼會是他?!!!998Please respect copyright.PENANAdCI9LKh293
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見魔王就想逃的本能反應,讓小兔子被嚇得毛髮豎起,雙腳一顛就要往電梯外跳,可惜後方的人不給他任何機會,眼明手快地按下關門鍵,讓電梯門差點擦過兔子鼻尖,重重地在他面前關上。998Please respect copyright.PENANAr7Dk1v8ddY
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眼見前無出路,後有付墨,小兔子只好低著頭,窩在角落瑟瑟發抖了。998Please respect copyright.PENANATeK7EBQTbn
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嗚……為什麼這麼剛好啦?身為總經理不是應該以身作則早起早到嗎?怎麼可以跟他一樣賴床啦?998Please respect copyright.PENANA2jy7XP04o5
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「新來的?」面無表情地瞄了他一眼,付墨冷冷問道,彷彿在責問表現不佳的員工。998Please respect copyright.PENANAqp3Sk8TOyV
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小兔楞了下,說:「是……」998Please respect copyright.PENANAAcbUhMJYzh
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「名字。」付墨的語調依舊毫無起伏。998Please respect copyright.PENANABvn8564vtj
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「凌小兔……」小兔呆滯地看著他回答,卻見對方仍是一張冷酷的帥臉,毫無露出似曾相識的神情,心裡頓時如被重擊一拳,失落之情盡顯無遺。998Please respect copyright.PENANAZY9K4UAsxF
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這時,叮一聲響起,電梯門緩緩打開,付墨只是點個頭,就率先走了出去,小兔茫然地望著大步離去的背影,認定自己果真已完全不在對方的記憶裡了,內心正百感交集,卻沒發現付墨在走出電梯後快要憋不住的嘴角。998Please respect copyright.PENANAWGeaWuxGfw
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原來,這就是所謂的獵兔計畫,先是裝作不記得凌小兔這個人,然後漸漸表現出對小兔的興趣,並展開各種追求,等吃乾抹淨後,再來個真心大剖白——998Please respect copyright.PENANAM02ivS63t2
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『曾經,我有隻心愛的小兔子,可惜當時沒有珍惜,等到失去後,我才知道那隻兔子有多麼重要,卻萬般後悔也莫及,多年來,我一直在尋找小兔子的蹤影,但始終遍尋不著,正當心灰意冷之際,終於又出現一隻能令我心動的小兔子……等等,什麼?原來竟是同一隻嗎?看!上天都要讓我們以這種方式再相遇相愛……^$*%&#@!~』998Please respect copyright.PENANA64rQX4TEYa
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呣哼哼哼哼……付墨在內心笑得好不歡快、好不得意、好不猥瑣。998Please respect copyright.PENANAkVMWXiKHrR
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「大王腫摸惹?!」看著從辦公室門口走過的付墨,員工小甲面帶驚恐地低聲問,「嘴巴怎麼抽成那個樣子?」998Please respect copyright.PENANAkxCgCiJior
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「不、不知道……」員工阿乙歪頭張口呆楞道,「可能剛吃完麻辣鍋吧?」998Please respect copyright.PENANAr5lgRB8FJo
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「噓!噓!小聲點!」員工老丙擦了把冷汗,急忙提醒同事壓低音量。998Please respect copyright.PENANAKOClZhCwOw
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「咳!咳!」李組長輕咳幾聲,看了眼走進辦公室的凌小兔,肅起面容,義正嚴詞地說:「這叫做格調!Style!大王獨有的風範,不肆我們平凡人能夠理解的!」998Please respect copyright.PENANAR5tlUOrcLv
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眾人恍然大悟,小兔卻是一頭霧水,疑惑心想,李組長的眼睛不舒服嗎?怎麼一直往這抖啊抖的?難道是……998Please respect copyright.PENANAZYaqQBy5oU
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啊!我忘了打卡!!!!!
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從那次電梯偶遇起,小兔子就發現付墨經常在他們的辦公室出沒,次數也一天比一天頻繁了,尤其常出現在他的桌子附近,比如現在……998Please respect copyright.PENANA9cbFyTaWog
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天啊!不過是捱不住睏打了個呵欠,也不至於大聲到把人吸過來吧?998Please respect copyright.PENANAi6LACjYQ4L
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眼見付墨冷著臉朝自己走來,隨著距離縮短,小兔越感到難以忽視的氣壓,就在心跳快到要從喉腔蹦出時,來到桌邊的付墨手一晃,嚇得他以為自己要被罵了,便忍不住縮起肩膀低下頭,卻只聽到桌面傳來一聲咚,身上也不覺得痛,不禁疑惑地抬頭一看,便見對方早已轉身離開,而他的面前擺了罐冰咖啡,就不禁一愣。998Please respect copyright.PENANAG1JNqHwSRW
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怎麼樣?哥夠帥吧?小兔快再次愛上我!998Please respect copyright.PENANAQn61s9B4G1
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背過身的付墨,感覺到身後那道癡迷的視線,便更加酷帥狂霸跩地仰頭直視前方,企圖將自己超帥超酷的背影留在小兔的視野裡,最好還能深深地刻在全身心魂裡,想到這,緊閉的嘴角又忍不住一抽一抽地要抖不抖,看得李組長一陣狂汗,以為大王這是在暗示什麼,趕緊絞盡腦汁地揣測聖意。998Please respect copyright.PENANABWMQTxKt26
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「……」看似癡癡實則呆楞地望著那走了半天還沒走出辦公室的背影,小兔極為困擾地歪著頭心想——998Please respect copyright.PENANAF59YcWLaIy
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可是,我不能喝冰啊!
好在這能讓付墨晃啊晃的日子沒過多久,公司就臨時接下一個緊急案子,必須要在一個禮拜內交案,身為總經理實則公司最高負責人之一的付墨,立刻宣布設計部門全面加班,於是,全體員工陷入瘋狂趕工狀態,就連付墨也忙到暫時沒空去管追兔計畫。998Please respect copyright.PENANApl3GGzQDGZ
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當整個案子差不多忙到尾聲階段,最後的兩天晚上,只剩下幾個負責瑣碎流程的人加班,身為新人的凌小兔自然也是其中一個,負責將被分配到的圖稿做最後的排版與校對。998Please respect copyright.PENANAtWX4yZ5z73
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新人本著怕出錯的心態,小兔做得特別仔細,也留得也較晚,漸漸地,辦公室裡就只剩下他一人,正準備要下班的付墨,見此大好機會,便趕緊趁機行動。998Please respect copyright.PENANAwP5Dueu7I6
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牆上的時針才走到九,就忽然一陣香味傳來,惹得努力加班工作的人飢腸轆轆,小兔摸了摸咕嚕叫的肚子,忍不住低聲抱怨:「那個缺德的傢伙這樣引誘人啦?」998Please respect copyright.PENANANCWRVXRgbX
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話才說完,就見付墨拎著宵夜晃過辦公室門口,他趕快把頭轉回螢幕前方,假裝什麼都沒看到,誰知道對方卻身體一拐,直接走了進來,狀似巡察地環視一圈早沒什麼人的辦公室,最後才緩緩走到小兔桌前,冷聲問:「還在做?」998Please respect copyright.PENANAE8AdoHeMSW
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「欸?快、快好了……」以為被抱怨做得慢,小兔急忙加快手中的動作後,按下儲存,這時一陣肚叫聲響起。998Please respect copyright.PENANAnplh42VGAZ
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哈!就在等這個聲音!998Please respect copyright.PENANAdSCh5esezc
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忍住欲揚起的嘴角,付墨一臉淡漠地舉起手中滷味,正要往桌上一放,卻見小兔卻拿起背包,取出一包蘇打餅乾開始啃起來。998Please respect copyright.PENANAw0u6jOEnUR
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居然有準備了?!998Please respect copyright.PENANAqKBcvtBQtt
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「……」付墨處變不驚地將滷味放在小兔面前,「吃這個。」998Please respect copyright.PENANAjlSEV3ocgF
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眼前突然多了一袋香噴噴的滷味,混著魯汁的辛辣味傳入鼻腔,小兔不禁楞了下,無措地看向付墨,遲疑地說:「呃,抱歉,我不能吃辣……」998Please respect copyright.PENANA62kR0dvAaH
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「……」998Please respect copyright.PENANAazcaNhyUGj
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該死的!買的時候習慣性叫老闆加辣,卻忘了這是給小兔的……等,小兔不吃辣嗎?怎麼記得……998Please respect copyright.PENANAzfL50IEhoW
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內心的碎碎念還沒結束,燈光忽然一閃,整棟大樓忽然陷入一片黑暗。998Please respect copyright.PENANAyKGe2Sw74o
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「啊——停電!」998Please respect copyright.PENANAlCiOT6l2km
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好機會!!!998Please respect copyright.PENANAr5BCy6OtQk
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聽見小兔的驚慌大叫,付墨心中大喜,立刻就衝過去抱住他,以最磁性的低沈嗓音,輕聲說:「不怕,有我在!」998Please respect copyright.PENANAf3afnJULYD
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總算抱到小兔子了,回想記憶中那纖細柔軟的身子,付墨滿足地摸了摸小兔的背,嗯,硬硬的,一定是太緊張了,往上摸摸頭,欸?小兔的頭髮呢?怎麼不見了?!998Please respect copyright.PENANAf7nkENmQ09
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正處在緊張情緒中的小兔,根本沒聽清楚付墨說了什麼,只想著這一片烏漆嘛黑的該怎麼脫困,幸好電沒停幾分鐘就來了,鬆了口氣的小兔眨了眨眼,爬出桌底,卻見付墨抱著他方才落在椅子上的背包,不禁錯愕了。998Please respect copyright.PENANA1x3x8xeFR0
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「總、總經理?」998Please respect copyright.PENANA5A6brzQwZa
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「……」迅速從當機狀態恢復,付墨若無其事地放下背包,淡定地說:「很好,無不良物品。」998Please respect copyright.PENANARkF10RrfIn
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啊?原來公司還有規定要檢查員工背包嗎?998Please respect copyright.PENANA6p9GON2coY
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「……」小兔無言地將背包收好,轉頭看向桌面,「啊,電腦!剛才的檔案……」998Please respect copyright.PENANAg5pefNCHGH
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隨小兔的視線看去,竟見滷味被翻倒在公司的筆電上,流出來的滷汁灑得到處都是,筆電也因此死機再開不了。998Please respect copyright.PENANAvMdtjyMRAm
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檔案全沒了嗎?好機會!998Please respect copyright.PENANAQEUHrxzTlY
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見狀,付墨嚴肅地皺起眉頭,心中算計著一連串的計畫——998Please respect copyright.PENANAv35a7ZRuE2
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先是寬宏大量地安慰一番,然後握著小兔的手,注視那雙充滿無助的淚眼,溫柔地說:『沒關係,交給我。』998Please respect copyright.PENANAIhlxXKE77u
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回家後,就用負責人先前交上的備份檔修一修,最好熬點小夜,隔天再帥氣凜然地帶著淡淡的黑眼圈與檔案,出現在被感動地含淚仰望的小兔面前,淡淡地掛著既憔悴卻又有著憂鬱酷帥的微笑,柔聲說:『不要怕,一切有我。』998Please respect copyright.PENANAhnx1NxWNeM
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多麼浪漫的英雄救美啊!!!!付墨激動地在心中狂吼。998Please respect copyright.PENANAcKIdVFliVN
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「哈!幸好我有隨時按存檔,檔案沒事,真是太好了!」小兔拔下USB隨身碟開心地說。998Please respect copyright.PENANAAhgGHtr78q
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「……」998Please respect copyright.PENANAszYvfsPKFY
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鬆了口氣地把隨身碟收好,小兔再看向付墨,頓時訝異道:「啊,你的衣服?」998Please respect copyright.PENANAzIv7X8WT13
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「……」聞言,低頭瞧了眼被沾上滷汁的高級襯衫,付墨的眼神已死,「沒關係……」998Please respect copyright.PENANAx3N0U00dgd
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沒關係個頭啦!!計畫趕不上變化也不是這種趕法吧?!!!998Please respect copyright.PENANAaFOicGJ50z
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從沒這麼糗過的偽腹黑真騷包Boss大王,無奈地飄回總經理室心想,看來該重新思考計策了!
然而人算不如天算,大魔王獵兔情史中的第一個宿敵,即將到來……
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後記:
以後大概都會維持這樣三千字一篇吧?998Please respect copyright.PENANA9V4yYe6CSA
除非我又突然腦抽筋寫起大長篇~XDD998Please respect copyright.PENANApl0u24Juh1
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再強調一次,這隻付墨是偽腹黑冷酷真騷包猥瑣攻!(噴998Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7GbuO5Hi1
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