暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzgCCfRzkG
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RsIty2NYi
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqeu6nZEAF
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytpKTBPgP9
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTedotXl7fX
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「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoORswQHzny
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNTfJv1fUP
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「你的座位？652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qbX2T0YHw
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若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0as2i9r23
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNCyYbnleG
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「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn9aszB52z
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6Cp0PeHOA
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「哼！ 哼！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkHmLGRV5H
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此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrodiPsMny
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「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb3FdIMWE4
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTusFmJ7Egf
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「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmbTzvmTWd
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOVMB0C5Fi
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「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiG2scQgNi0
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVobLRIzZm
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5h1EPYEonm
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「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBH88pQzvI
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqktYXZV29N
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這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3SZctgrK8
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「大家知道嗎？652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUllAvJKYj
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaScFD8YsWP
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiroxDArJT
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同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOukqHUPUd
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「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPCvkasAni
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VY1bIv3bo
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搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKSm6E07ap
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「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQica3BLAs
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKJGUhyyOj
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「好了，笑話就不多說了！652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ic5ltdXxc
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVVOORcnz6
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFA0pUAIxJ
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡox1bE0KRwn
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1TDOQgVMP
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嘩！嘩！嘩！652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJmyv1X71V
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與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8yMZoiAH5
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「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3cB0b564H
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嗖！652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6TEGOu3JS
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秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7vUKwf8T3
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「白薯同學。」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukmTmBEVIC
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQVLc0AoFa
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「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppqPHbXWIL
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYgHARKjCs
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「正解！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVD0IsPrwH
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeA3nbBk99q
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVkHdJvVyh
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8f78gwjKYE
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「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9FyX0LUaq
白薯道。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZc92sftJh
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「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlR3XSqIiB
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgImqIHo97g
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「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoA0xYIrHez
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKXvRmCtRA
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「甚麼！？」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BWBHu0t5I
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKLNohSIRk
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKx8Cwh1SRj
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbD77cV7Cj
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「好！就這樣決定吧！652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbAo0jnT8z
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mj0XFgIfU
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否極泰來！652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRqHfuyLcV
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飛雲，機會來了！652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb0Y3INbkM
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只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0v2vKY7ov
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白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dbkK5mfi7
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5nq831tAz
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若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBSU3hdjw0
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更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjrTKJon1a
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJOQBrYawj
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「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMA2bqdvXP
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZVisXKqaK
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燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPxhb0rleW
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUcIQ6meLQ
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若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoRuiQVG6X
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我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4ohREWF2b
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyPd1dIbRV
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嗖！652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg83ZVC1m43
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噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPyXqsD8NC
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實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89Ztq9VIbA
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這一刻，我的心跳瘋狂地加速，連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvE5Of2CIt
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