我門小你租乜嘢先得㗎,租咸碟乎?話說那些年VCD才剛開始興起,喺旺角【好景】街頭叫賣嘅「四級教父」,用粗獷磁性的聲音演繹「喂~四樓有四仔」(後期台詞改了四樓有四級),正是我們當時的潮語,我和阿心久唔久都會篤住魚蛋去觀摩吓佢主演嘅talk show「睇四級,醫風濕」。嗱,唔係觀摩啲碟呀吓。220Please respect copyright.PENANAuLspUdBE0l
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「四級教父」(我們以前叫四仔羅文)真人發聲220Please respect copyright.PENANAkizRl9vnhu
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麗閣班爛鬼八畀我知,「四級教父」叫細寶,平日多在油、旺、太子出沒,正職是「老童」,在【好景】的talk show是其中一份兼職,他還有斜槓身份在太子站B2出口做「孝子」(阿心在【聯合廣場】補習,所以我們時常撞到他開工)。此君其實頗有文采,工作(指talk show)亦相當賣力專業,在他的talk show中出現的金句可謂集精警、押韻和潮流於一身,我敢保證可以媲美「花盆𠺘口」條粉皮。「有窿仔、有棍仔,剩係無格仔」、「靚仔買四仔,借畀老竇睇,阿媽都話你孝順仔」、「唔係老作,男嘅夠搏女嘅夠索」、「四級無格,好睇過還珠格格」、「擺低一舊水,帶走五條女」、「寧願食少餐,咸碟錢咪慳」;其中我都鍾意對阿心說「埋嚟揀、埋嚟睇,睇完條囡唔扭計」,可是轉頭就俾人當街扭耳仔和用魚蛋竹籤穿脷…220Please respect copyright.PENANAqKF9GAEBjC
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你又記得佢邊句對白呢?220Please respect copyright.PENANABa6bPx2Fxy
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「誒…唔好意思,我新嚟真係唔知你想租乜嘢。」我一臉茫然的說,按照太子女的吩咐,唔知就要問囉。220Please respect copyright.PENANAqcx2oMc9wg
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「呵,你哋有麻雀租㗎,廣東牌連麻雀枱30一天,台灣牌連麻雀枱50一天,用【神都】學生證抵押唔使按金㗎。」今次女的搶著答,似乎麻雀蟲都有份咬佢隻手。220Please respect copyright.PENANAQPGPwnxZo9
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「哦…噉想打廣東牌定台灣牌呢?」我一副原來如此的表情。220Please respect copyright.PENANAPbbl2FRDph
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闔家祥,邊有人咁幸福㗎,不單止唔使返暑期工,仲有時間游乾水,可憐我日日游濕水游到風濕。220Please respect copyright.PENANAKE9YlhVgOW
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「廣東啦,租兩日,你星期三開舗我哋嚟還啦。」那女生順口答道。220Please respect copyright.PENANAhfWz6yFpI9